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fandomsecrets2009-01-13 03:51 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2009-01-13 03:51 pm
[ SECRET POST #739 ]
⌈ Secret Post #739 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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[The Curious Case of Benjamin Button]
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[and nothing of value was lost]
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Notes:
ITS ACTUALLY 5:00 PM EST, YOUR CLOCK LIES
Secrets Left to Post: 12 pages, 280 secrets from Secret Submission Post #106.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
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115. Do I know you?
122. How cute!
135. LOL to Case’s commentary there.
141. I don’t know either. Maybe it’s post-holiday stress unloading or something.
143. If someone is writing porn as Tab A/Slot B without taking the characters into account, THEY’RE DOING IT WRONG. What makes good pornfic so hot, IMHO (and not seeming repetitive), is that the people are using characterization and character interaction during sex to make it believable.
144. TV TROPES WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE
158. Awesome.
161. But trying is half the fun…Meh. Troll.
168. Anon, will you come out of hiding and friend me? Because I agree with every damn thing in this secret.
143
Not everyone is into written smut or feels like going out and looking at it just in case they stumble upon something to their tastes. That's perfectly reasonable, as we all have our personal turn-ons and whatnot. However, it seems that some people dismiss the entire genre because they've only ever come across the same old dry, repetitive garbage that reads like step by step instructions from a manual. "Link positioned his member at Zelda's entrance" blah blah blah. That gets old fast, and if that's all you've seen, it's easy to assume that it's all there is. As you've said, written sex can be so much more.
To add on to your points, the mood is also important. Erotic writing should read in a way that fits the situation - slow and sensual, rough and insistent, dorky and awkward, etc. If it does, the overall effect will be greater than the sum of the actual words and far beyond a bland narrative of "Cock goes where?"
Re: 143
"Cock goes where?" is now going into my quotes file, kthx. *dies*