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⌈ Secret Post #5157 ⌋

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Pathetic edgeboi thread of the day

[thewakokid]

What is the best Atrocity / Disaster / Tragedy / What-have-you to use as an euphemism for masturbation?

at present I'm torn between:

"I've just 9/11'd myself"
"I've just Nanking'd myself"
"I've just Hurricane Katrina'd myself" although I feel that one is more suited to a woman. Don't know why.

I'll hear more suggestions, but I think my favourite has to be one of them.

Re: Pathetic edgeboi thread of the day

[(Anonymous)]

"Twist(er) and shout."

Re: Pathetic edgeboi thread of the day

[thewakokid]

"I just watched a man Pearl Harbour all over the frozen food section at aldi"

Pearl Harbour might work better than the others.

Re: Pathetic edgeboi thread of the day

[(Anonymous)]

"Strangling the boa constrictor"
"I made like the Krakatoa"

Re: Pathetic edgeboi thread of the day

[philstar22]

Having just watched the Buffy musical episode, gonna go with surging like the sea and breaking with my own swell.

Re: Pathetic edgeboi thread of the day

[(Anonymous)]

I vote the second one. Also I'm sure Letterkenny would have about a thousand euphemisms just ready and waiting for that exact thing.

Re: Pathetic edgeboi thread of the day

[cakemage]

Well, my favorite euphemism for using a vibrator is "buzzing the beach."

Re: Pathetic edgeboi thread of the day

[(Anonymous)]

Lol, I was totally prepared for you to get a lot of, "wtf, wako, only YOU do that" responses, but...apparently this is a thing for people. You learn something new everyday.

Personally, euphemisms for sex (or anything sexual) are a huge turn off for me, so I try to avoid even letting them into my brain at all. Every time I hear someone say "bumping uglies" my ability to enjoy sex diminishes for like a week (I'm joking, but only just).