[ SECRET POST #5272 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5272 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 44 secrets from Secret Submission Post #755.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You’re a gross whore and a moron. I hope no one from the next showing caught stds.

[(Anonymous)]

LOL

[(Anonymous)]

excuse me we can't have secrets like this in my good christian dreamwidth community

[(Anonymous)]

And you're a sexist prude. And I say this as someone who would never do what OP did. But they didn't hurt anyone, as long as no one else saw them.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah I’m sure the next person liked sitting on their cum

[(Anonymous)]

Have you been to many movies? People do this all the time. (theater employees do give the space a cursory clean up before the next film starts btw, I feel like I need to explain that because clearly you didn't know?)

[tabaqui]

Do you understand anything about handjobs? Unless the guy is really special or different, there isn't *that much* ejaculate and also? Nobody wants it all over their clothing. So you don't let it...somehow...drip down OVER YOUR PANTS and under your butt and onto the seat (doesn't even work like that).

Giving a non-messy hand-job means you catch it in your hand/your partner helps catch in their hands/the napkins you brought along for popcorn grease and then you tidy up with said napkins and everything is mostly clean.

It's like you image OP's date stripping their pants down to their ankles and their semen is somehow running all over so it's all in the seat. And then they...what...put their pants back on and sit in it?

Get a grip, get a clue, and stop being such a douche.

[(Anonymous)]

Also did you assume their gender?

[(Anonymous)]

SA

Nope. Women can be sexist too. Calling a woman a whore is sexist.

[(Anonymous)]

Not OP but “Shame on you WHORE!” seems an equal-opportunity insult in this scenario. :3

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's rude af to give a handjob in such a public place. That said, calling OP a whore is not on. Calling anyone a whore is not on, unless they are literally a whore, and even then, this isn't 1895, go with 'sex worker' ffs.

[(Anonymous)]

DA

idk this whole thread is hilarious. bunch of old fandom nerds clutching pearls judging somebody's like 14 year old self

i'm too old for this shit but y'all clearly aren't

[(Anonymous)]

If you caught an STD because someone jizzed in the theatre before you, then I have a lot of questions to ask you.

[(Anonymous)]

LOL this is what I took away from this. Sex ed still failing strong I see.

[(Anonymous)]

If your partner says this is how they caught it, they're lying. Same with toilet seats.

[(Anonymous)]

Also, that's not how your girlfriend got pregnant. She cheated on you, and not with theater upholstery.

[kribban]

You were young, so I'll give you a pass, but hopefully you grew up to realize that public sex = eww.

[kribban]

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Now I remember masturbating in the theatre to As Good As It Gets. Now, I was alone in the theatre so it's not quite the same but OTOH, I don't remember how/if I cleaned my fingers. So I really can't judge, OP.

I was a duuuumb teenager.

[(Anonymous)]

It's hot if you're the one doing it though.

[(Anonymous)]

It's okay, you can say "I didn't get laid until my mid-30s, if ever, despite desperate attempts"

[(Anonymous)]

oh dear, the fact that you think this is an insult speaks volumes.

[(Anonymous)]

You okay there, anon?

[(Anonymous)]

This seems like a troll, but at least the wank is funny.

[(Anonymous)]

lol, literally

[(Anonymous)]

Shut up and give all of our clits some handjobs.