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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2021-06-12 03:39 pm

[ SECRET POST #5272 ]


⌈ Secret Post #5272 ⌋

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(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You’re a gross whore and a moron. I hope no one from the next showing caught stds.

(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL

(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
excuse me we can't have secrets like this in my good christian dreamwidth community

(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
And you're a sexist prude. And I say this as someone who would never do what OP did. But they didn't hurt anyone, as long as no one else saw them.

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(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's rude af to give a handjob in such a public place. That said, calling OP a whore is not on. Calling anyone a whore is not on, unless they are literally a whore, and even then, this isn't 1895, go with 'sex worker' ffs.

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(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
If you caught an STD because someone jizzed in the theatre before you, then I have a lot of questions to ask you.

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[personal profile] kribban 2021-06-12 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You were young, so I'll give you a pass, but hopefully you grew up to realize that public sex = eww.

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(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay, you can say "I didn't get laid until my mid-30s, if ever, despite desperate attempts"

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(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You okay there, anon?

(Anonymous) 2021-06-13 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
This seems like a troll, but at least the wank is funny.

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(Anonymous) 2021-06-14 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut up and give all of our clits some handjobs.

(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That seems like a really bad movie for a handy honestly

Like, one of the worst imaginable
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[personal profile] sabotabby 2021-06-12 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously.

(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, AGREED.

(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
...okay?

(Honestly, what's the point of this secret? Unless it was to rile up the STD anon above ;) )

(Anonymous) 2021-06-13 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, this is a dumb secret. It says nothing about the movie or about OP's opinion of the movie. Saying "I found this movie unmemorable" is not the stuff of secrets.

(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I bait and switched as fuck with this movie:

Hey anon, you like fantasy movies, you'll like this! [gritty real life horror escapism including some guy getting his face bashed in with a bottle]

So I actually have no idea whether I would have liked the movie or not because I just am still a little traumatised.

(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too! I swear it was advertised as a fantasy story. Though I remember my mom liking it because of the real world historical aspects, which I thought was funny because she wasn't usually a fan of my movie picks.

(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
OHGODFUCKINGDAMNIT

that thing gave me WEEKS of nightmares. the rest of the movie was fine. just not. THAT. THING.

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(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
If this is a troll secret, I give it an A+. The combination of movie, text, background picture, and plausibility is just perfect.

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(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, at least you got your money's worth, I guess. Just hope you guys didn't leave any evidence for the workers to clean up.

(Anonymous) 2021-06-13 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
The image choice SLAYED me, secret maker.

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(Anonymous) 2021-06-13 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
People getting so mad about this and I just thought this was one of the funniest secrets I've seen here in a long time. I needed a good laugh so thank you.

(Anonymous) 2021-06-14 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Not a classy life choice, but more importantly: in a movie about an abused child, military dictator, and nightmarish monsters, which element was it that got your dude so hard he needed immediate public release? -_-

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