[ SECRET POST #5272 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5272 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 44 secrets from Secret Submission Post #755.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

02. https://i.imgur.com/H6TRc1y.png

[(Anonymous)]

You’re a gross whore and a moron. I hope no one from the next showing caught stds.

[(Anonymous)]

LOL

[(Anonymous)]

excuse me we can't have secrets like this in my good christian dreamwidth community

[(Anonymous)]

And you're a sexist prude. And I say this as someone who would never do what OP did. But they didn't hurt anyone, as long as no one else saw them.

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's rude af to give a handjob in such a public place. That said, calling OP a whore is not on. Calling anyone a whore is not on, unless they are literally a whore, and even then, this isn't 1895, go with 'sex worker' ffs.

[(Anonymous)]

If you caught an STD because someone jizzed in the theatre before you, then I have a lot of questions to ask you.

[kribban]

You were young, so I'll give you a pass, but hopefully you grew up to realize that public sex = eww.

[(Anonymous)]

It's okay, you can say "I didn't get laid until my mid-30s, if ever, despite desperate attempts"

[(Anonymous)]

You okay there, anon?

[(Anonymous)]

This seems like a troll, but at least the wank is funny.

[(Anonymous)]

Shut up and give all of our clits some handjobs.

[(Anonymous)]

That seems like a really bad movie for a handy honestly

Like, one of the worst imaginable

[sabotabby]

Seriously.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh man, AGREED.

[(Anonymous)]

...okay?

(Honestly, what's the point of this secret? Unless it was to rile up the STD anon above ;) )

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, this is a dumb secret. It says nothing about the movie or about OP's opinion of the movie. Saying "I found this movie unmemorable" is not the stuff of secrets.

[(Anonymous)]

I bait and switched as fuck with this movie:

Hey anon, you like fantasy movies, you'll like this! [gritty real life horror escapism including some guy getting his face bashed in with a bottle]

So I actually have no idea whether I would have liked the movie or not because I just am still a little traumatised.

[(Anonymous)]

Me too! I swear it was advertised as a fantasy story. Though I remember my mom liking it because of the real world historical aspects, which I thought was funny because she wasn't usually a fan of my movie picks.

[(Anonymous)]

OHGODFUCKINGDAMNIT

that thing gave me WEEKS of nightmares. the rest of the movie was fine. just not. THAT. THING.

[(Anonymous)]

If this is a troll secret, I give it an A+. The combination of movie, text, background picture, and plausibility is just perfect.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, at least you got your money's worth, I guess. Just hope you guys didn't leave any evidence for the workers to clean up.

[(Anonymous)]

The image choice SLAYED me, secret maker.

[(Anonymous)]

People getting so mad about this and I just thought this was one of the funniest secrets I've seen here in a long time. I needed a good laugh so thank you.

[(Anonymous)]

Not a classy life choice, but more importantly: in a movie about an abused child, military dictator, and nightmarish monsters, which element was it that got your dude so hard he needed immediate public release? -_-