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⌈ Secret Post #772 ⌋

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Might be some repeats from when LJ crashed thkgjhf

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What's with all the Disney Princess Secrets today?

My daughter gets given some of those sling-em-all-together Princess merchandise thingies sometimes and I think it's great that Jasmine is still dressed in a way that makes her look ethnically different from the others. And Belle... yeah, she's ace, and I'm glad that she's my daughter's favourite (at her age it's probably just because she's got brown hair like her and Mummy, but Belle's a reader and sees inner beauty, which I reckon is a good influence on a little girl). My only complaint about those Princesses-all-together things...? Where's Meg? I know, technically, she isn't a Princess, but still. :( I love Meg.

139 - Ah ha ha ha!!! I hadn't seen that one before. That's brilliant!

Edited 2009-02-15 23:13 (UTC)

Where's Meg? I know, technically, she isn't a Princess, but still. :(

Où est Pocahantas??? She really IS a princess!

Oooh, that's a good point. A cynic might say it was because they felt that Jasmine filled their Ethnic Princess Quota.

Although Pocahontas is actually in the Disney Princess book my little 'un got off her Disney-obsessed Auntie, she's just not on the front cover and never in a frilly gown (ditto Mulan)

I'm really dismayed there's no Meg or Esmeralda in the Princess lineup. I know they're from less-regarded Disney movies, but Disney really should consider an all-or-nothing approach to their cartoons. Especially if they're including Mulan, because she's more warrior than princess.

Yeah, Disney nerd spends too much time thinking about this.

It concerns me that they have no Sarcastic Princesses in their lineup :( The conspiracy theorist in me wonders whether it's because Meg is older and, it seems to be implied from her backstory, not a virgin. But it might just be that Hercules is a less well-known Disney film (even though it's BRILLIANT) and the whole not-actually-a-princess thing.

I see your Trek vs 20th Century Technology Icon and raise you mine!

OT, but: Icon love!

:D Thankyou. That crazy robot is infinitely iconable.

Oh, there's no way I can compete with that icon! Is that a specific reference to "Datalore?" Because Data's Off Switch may well be the worst plot device this side of Holodeck Malfunctions.

I think there's sort of a second-tier of Disney Princesses, or at least female protagonists, that the company doesn't want to acknowledge. I'd link them mostly to critical reception, but there's definitely a truth in your "spoiled princess" idea. Anyone which is not lily-white or super-young is disowned, banished from the label. Meg's a notable example, but when was the last time you saw them acknowledge Eilonwy in any way? Or even Marian or Jane Porter? I've always liked the lesser-regarded Disney movies more, so it's sad to think that the company has gone the extra mile to disregard and remove the strong heroines of these pictures.

hee hee! The cap is from when he gets MagicSexyDrunkDisease in Naked Now but it's a general ref to every time he goes stabbycrazy or gets replaced/possessed by a Baddie. He's averaging two or three times a year after a couple of series - why do they never think just to switch him off, wait a few seconds then reboot him? Problem solved!

I dunno, the Disney Princess Club depresses me a little. I sort-of see them as a little Heathers-type clique (Cinders is Queen Bitch, obviously, and Sleeping Beauty is her useless yet ubiquitous hanger-on BFF). Oh well. Daughter prefers Upsy Daisy to all those wasp-waisted pretties anyway.

I blame Wesley. Whenever he's on the ship, he's been abducted by half-naked yoga instructors, or he's feeling "weird, but also good!" By the time Data decides he needs to wipe out all human life, Wesley's off being stupid with Tom Paris at Starfleet Academy. It's too bad that he never imparted the wisdom of the "off button" to anyone else, like say Riker.

Ha! I would have never thought of them that way, but you're very perceptive with their social standing. I can imagine them at a high school for Disney characters, terrorizing the populace with their good looks and icy stares. I think Wendy Darling would be the Winona Ryder who finally brought them all down, killing off all the Princesses until she's the number-one female in Disney. And for no reason at all I'm envisioning Mr. Toad and Goofy as running the AV Club, which amuses me to no end.

There is nothing in this big, bad cosmos that cannot be blamed on Wesley Crusher: the Ultimate SpaceGit. I'm sure Riker knows about the off switch - that's why he always stands so close to Data at Ops with his foot actually on the side of Data's deskstand so that his Mighty Alaskan Groin is practically rubbing against the poor robot's back - he's had a bet on with Picard for years that he can switch Data off using only his left testicle.

I always thought Cinders would have a massive chip on her shoulder as a Princess - you know, since she's from the gutter and all that. I bet she treats her servants like shit because she doesn't want people to think she can still be seen as one of the lower orders. Snow's different - I can see her snapping and turning her back on humanity in general since it was the human Royal court who betrayed her. In my head she ran away from married life and is living as a Dwarf - all matted pigtails, hobnail boots and workworn hands. Snow White's the Rebel.

ICON! 'Fit as a fiddle and ready for love, I can jump over the moon above...'

ICON! Don Lockwood is love.

Speaking of icons, after I stopped laughing so hard that I was drooling, I had to make one out of your Riker statement. How is it that I've been watching this show for eighty-eight percent of my natural life and I always thought that was perfectly normal? Data could file a molestation claim with Starfleet with how close Riker gets. I wonder if Frakes and Spiner had a bet on that, seeing who would be the first to flinch over seven seasons of Riker-humping.

Oh, I'm friending you, ya little monkey.

Riker only does it to Data because every single Ensign on the ship has filed for a Restraining Order against him. I always imagined a moment would come after Data's got emotions where he gets the Riker-crotch in the small of his back one too many times and he completely flips out. 'Oh for the love of CHRIST, do they not have a natural sense of Personal Space in Alaska? HMM? BACK. THE. FUCK. OFF!!!'

There just had to be a time where The Spine turned around too quickly at the wrong moment and there was just that little moment of nose-on-penis frottaging. And they never spoke of it again.

I hate it when they include Mulan as a Princess. She is not a King's daughter. She married the son of a general.

How does this make her a Princess?

In Mulan 2 they showed us the Chinese Princesses. They were not Mulan.

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