[ SECRET POST #5447 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5447 ⌋

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Comments

[meadowphoenix]

I don't mind it mostly, because I think people can be talking about a specific person sometimes, but I really enjoy it when the pronouns aren't changed but the emotion remains. But that 1st person to 3rd person makes me mad.


Corrollary to this: changing pronouns and sometimes whole phrases in christmas songs, like Buble did with "Santa buddy" THE SONG IS SUPPOSED TO BE SEXY WHY SING IT IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE IT WEIRD(ER).

[(Anonymous)]

Because you reminded me of the worst thing that's ever happened to Christmas, I thought I'd look up the lyrics to see what else Buble's masculinity is too fragile to cope with, and it turns out it's worse than I though. He changed so many lyrics that...at that point, you may as well just write a new song.

I think the worst one for me is that "Santa Baby" doesn't just become "Santa Buddy", it also sometimes becomes "Santa Pally". I'm banning Buble from music until he invents a time machine, goes back in time and prevents this abomination from ever coming into existence.

[(Anonymous)]

"Santa Buddy". "Santa Buddy".

I'm torn between laughing my ass off at how stupid that sounds and, like you, also being like, "..why?"

[(Anonymous)]

Buble should’ve sucked it up and been gay for four minutes. Santa Buddy just makes me think of one of those budget Airbuds movies

[(Anonymous)]

Buble singing about a magical gift-bringing golden retriever would have been so much better than what we got.

[(Anonymous)]

NAYRT, but what we got always sounded to me like Buble's in the closet and doesn't want his wife to know that he's having an affair with Santa.