[ SECRET POST #5516 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5516 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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08. [SPOILERS for Book of Boba Fett or maybe Attack of the Clones]




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09. [SPOILERS for Space Brothers/Uchuu Kyoudai]




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10. [SPOILERS for Eternals Mid-Credits Scene]



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11. [SPOILERS for Book of Boba Fett]




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12. [OP warned for graphic description of medical content/gore]





















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #789.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I respect Hockey RPF writers. From a distance. I don't understand them, but they do good stuff in other fandoms.

But I would give a lobe of my liver for more Olympics AU PWP fic. All fandoms, all pairings. Everyone is in great shape and under high pressure and running through condoms like there's another medal on the line.

(Every 2-4 years I sort my favs into events like Hogwarts houses.)

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

That honestly sounds wild and now I want an ice skating one where my pairings fall into the tropey they hate each other but have work together to win couple's.


Or passing each other for fencing, etc etc etc

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

(Every few years I remember this quote from a Cracked.Com list 5 Things They Don't Want You to Know About the Olympics "By 1992, Olympic organizers got so worried about the frenetic sexing that they started giving athletes free condoms just to keep the AIDS at bay. By the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics, 100,000 condoms were distributed to about 6,500 athletes and officials. That's about 15 condoms per person. AND THE 100,000 CONDOMS WEREN'T ENOUGH. Halfway through the games, an emergency shipment of rubbers was brought in to fill the gap. And that's not even touching how much unprotected sex these guys were having. So what we're trying to say is that not even Las Vegas or Copulation Town, USA, can compete with the coitusathon occurring in the streets of an Olympic Village.")

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

OMG THEY'RE ACTUALLY FUCKING IN BETWEEN COMPETITIONS.

Idk why the child inside me feels so betrayed XD

I, ME, AT NEARLY 30 FEELS BETRAYED. although I think child me is just... can't believe Michelle Kwan or any athlete be capable of lurid acts and grown me is like so you're saying I'm missing out on some possibly amazing nonstop Olympic dick because I'm not an athlete T.T i feel so betrayed

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe it's a condoms Georg situation skewing the average from your wholesome favs. I imagine crew teams or sprinters who finish their one event but'll be in town for another two weeks with nothing else to do are having a great time.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[greghousesgf]

that actually makes me like the olympics! :P

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Anon who's prompting this secret: if ever there was a setting for pwp it would be the Olympics. A whole bunch of folks are just hip deep in each other so much.

Sure there's non-porn possibilities but there is SO MUCH porn possible I s2g we are sleeping on the Olympics and it is unkind.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I read that article too, and that’s basically the only part of it I still remember lol!