[ SECRET POST #5551 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5551 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[Iron Widow, by Xiran Jay Zhao]



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03.
[Venom]


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04. https://i.imgur.com/M0aDyxc.png
[OP warned for NSFW image]


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06. [SPOILERS for In Sound Mind]
























Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #794.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

... but you wouldn't mind if someone else made them for you! As always, including the fandom and full character names is a big help, and I'll try my best to use an appropriate image choice. Just to clarify - it's my intention to make all the secrets left in this thread, so even if they're not marked claimed, they will be made.

I'll monitor this thread until tomorrow's secret post goes up, so feel free to leave your comments until then!

Yours truly,

a secret maker

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm convinced that the reason JK Rowling is so transphobic is because she is a heavily closeted transman, and she is just angry that everyone else is transitioning just fine while she has trapped himself in his closet. It is the only thing that makes sense at this point.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I don't care if it is a fandom heresy, I still recommend starting reading Pratchett's Discworld series with The Colour of Magic. It is still my favourite of his books. But I also unironically enjoy the flavour of heroic fantasy he was riffing on too.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm really glad that Nat is gone from Chicago Med, as much as I liked her. Will is suddenly a likeable character. And he plays off the new character so much better. And honestly, I don't really miss her? The show is just more enjoyable without her.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I think the Robocop live-action spin off show brought something more to the table than either of the two offical movie sequels, or the reboot. It really dug into Murphy's family life, and how he could make connections with other people while still being Robocop. The addition of Diana Powers to the Robocop mythos was a good one too.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

The live-action Popeye movie, with Robin Williams, is a work of comedic genius.

There, I said it.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I like the female Thor storyline in the comics, I'm annoyed they are going there in the movies. I just really don't like Natalie Portman as an actress. She's boring and flat and really overrated. I was happy Jane was gone, and I wish they weren't bringing her back.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I think bringing RTD back was the worst possible thing they could do. Part of it is that it is moving backwards. But really, I'm mostly still angry and bitter about how he wrote Donna's ending.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Fandom: The Lost Tomb series

I think one of the (many) reasons Granny Huo is so pettily bitchy to Wu Xie is that his grandad, 'Old Dog' Wu, stole her girlfriend back in the day.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm happy for the sake of Straczynski that Babylon 5 is being remade. But I don't think I will rewatch. The show has special meaning for me, and I just can't imagine anyone else in the roles. And even if it is new characters, I don't want my favorite tv show to be tainted in my head by a remake, good or bad.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know what is wrong with me, but I came out of Sing 2 desperate to read some dark Jimmy Crystal /Buster Moon slash fic.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

On the one hand, fandom has helped me through some very dark times.

On the other hand, it's a crutch and an addiction that is ruining my life.

What do I do??

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

(Thanks for doing this, secret maker!)

I've loved FLCL ever since I first watched it on Adult Swim back in the day and I frequently rewatch it, but I have no idea why we're getting two brand new seasons when the general consensus seems to be that Progressive and Alternative weren't good and didn't do well. My secret? I am stupidly excited for Grunge and Shoegaze and I'm a little sad that I can't find anybody to squee with because almost everybody hated the previous sequels.

Bonus Secret: I actually loved Progressive and Alternative and I rewatch them almost as frequently as the original.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I CAN reply in the right place I swear:

TW: Incest

I came out of Encanto shipping Mirabel and Bruno and I kind of hate myself for it...

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I am thoroughly fed up with how entitled fandom has become.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I lowkey ship Daniel Radcliffe with Elijah Wood.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Ordinary People (1980) helped me through a rough time in my life and I'd love to watch and discuss it with others but it's simply not a film I feel comfortable recommending on account that people I know offline would very likely question the particular reason why this film means so much to me and yes, it's because of *that*.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Kinda dumb but I headcanon The Golden Child (1986) as an origin story of Mushu ala Disney's Mulan. Makes both movies even more fun!

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm genuinely baffled that I enjoyed the recent Sorcerous Stabber Orphen remake as much as I did. I wasn't expecting much, initially only planning to glance at the first episode out of mild nostalgia for the original series but the remake ended up being better than the original.

Makes me want a remake of the Orphen PS2 game adaption with similar treatment.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I love BuzzFeed’s Male Celebs Reading Thirst Tweets videos. It’s not that I think it’s totally fine for people to say extremely sexual things about male celebs so openly (or even directly TOO them--jfc, stop that). I think we should respect ALL celeb’s boundaries more. But I just find it so endearing and humanizing, to see male celebs read out these tweets and get all awkward and bashful. I think it’s cool of them, because you can see that they don’t really know what to do with all that thirst. They’re never like, “Yeah baby, Daddy’s got a nice big package for you,” they’re always like, “Uh, um, wow, that’s--that’s quite dirty, gosh.”

But I always end up thinking about how I’d feel if it were female celebs reading the tweets instead, and then feeling conflicted because it only works with the men.

I think there are very valid reasons why male celebs reading thirst tweets hits differently, but all the same, I always end up wondering if I should be more bothered that male celebs get these kinds of tweets.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Being unabashedly shallow and horny, I did not care for the plot of Ex-Arm and would have much preferred the entire series to be merely porn and only porn. The volume covers and pinup art pages are so very nice... but the actual comic and its story drags down all that glorious eye candy!

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

(if 'journaling side of youtube' counts for 'fandom'...)

9 times out of 10, those torn pieces of kraft paper used in scrapbook-style journal spreads looks BAD. It feels like a lot of people just... saw someone else use it in a spread where it worked and didn't think about why, they just think it's a necessary aspect of every damn spread, whether it fits the theme/color palette or not. It's seriously overdone and it's gotten to the point where I find myself rolling my eyes even when someone uses it well.

secret because who am I to be a dick about it, but I had to vent somewhere and I'm never telling someone else I don't like how they hobby.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I blame Saint Seiya and its Gold Saints for making me an astrology bitch back then in my teenage years.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

RE: The "you couldn't make Blazing Saddles today" mob. You sure could make it today, but it would have to be about police procedurals instead of Westerns. That is the currently lionized and propagandized thoroughly racist institution and media thereof. Bart sent to be the community coordinator of a racist gated community who suddenly found themselves at odds with the police after political shenanigans pit their enforcers agin them.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Star Trek: Enterprise poor choice of theme song killed all the good song-intros to all tv shows.
Screw you Rick Berman.