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[ SECRET POST #5971 ]

⌈ Secret Post #5971 ⌋

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What are your favorite headcanons? Especially ones that are definitely not canon.

Top favorite would be that everyone calls the One Ring Precious because that's what Melkor called Sauron. Not canon, but also not contradictory to canon.

I have a ton of headcanons for Sauron really.

I saw this on a YouTube vid or a YouTube short, but the idea that in the LoTR movies Frodo doesn’t know Legolas’s name as he never says it. It’s silly but I kinda love it.

My brother told me about this and we laughed our asses off!!! I kept pausing to think about all the interactions between Frodo and Legolas and LMAO. We headcanoned that Frodo knows Legolas as "The Elven Fellow".

If you watch that Council of Elrond scene, when Aragorn tells Legolas to sit down, the camera follows Boromir, who sits down, which I always thought was kind of funny.

I always loved Stiles having magic that was vaguely touched upon in Teen Wolf but was abandoned like so many great story lines on that show.

Ranma secretly prefers being a girl.

Hermione is a transgirl

I used to have about a hundred of these and now I can't think of any of them for some reason.

There's no definitive for or against: but I am convinced that Hannibal in the tv show is literally The Devil.

Oh, please explain

What got me first thinking it was the flashback scene with Bedelia. When Hannibal comes in after the action is over he says "I can help you, if you ask me to." He won't do anything unless explicitly requested, like a deal with the devil.

Once that thought was in my mind, I started noticing other things, especially on re-watch. He absolutely believes in god, but doesn't seem to respect him. "God's terrific." "Killing must feel good to god, too. He does it all the time." "I collect church collapses." At one point a drawing of the devil is superimposed over Hannibal's face. The show seems to take place always in winter (Doylist explanation: they had to film in the off season; Watsonian: supernatural shit is going on here).

He manages to have a thriving psychiatric career, consult with the FBI, have dinner parties, have social outings, keep Miriam Lass alive, keep his house immaculate, cook all his own food, compose for the harpsichord, draw realistic sketches, AND stalk and kill his prey? Dude has more than 24 hrs in the day. The Tree in the Parking Lot display alone would have taken more than one person to set up, just from the weight. How did he do that??? And have no one notice???

Will gets stabbed with a knife and spends months recovering (never fully recovers from the stab to the shoulder pre-canon). Hannibal seems to get over his bullet wound to the stomach in about fifteen minutes. He also walks away with only a little difficulty after getting the absolute shit beat out of him by Jack. They both survive going over that cliff....

Someone could probably write a book about it, there's so much going on in that show.

I believe Mads Mikkelsen has said he played it as if Hannibal was the devil. And yeah, I do remember a lot of discussion at the time, how for a particular display, he definitely could not have enough time to fully freeze a human body, let alone all the work in cutting it up and displaying it the way he did.

Also, the fact that Baltimore is apparently chock full of artistic serial killers. And some of the characters are just extraordinarily resilient, like Dr Chilton somehow survived three different things he shouldn't have. There's magical stuff happening in that show for sure.

AYRT

Oooo that's creepy. Thanks for explaining. I have the DVDs for all three seasons and I'm wondering if I'll draw the same conclusion. I haven't watched them yet, but this show looked like it would be right up my alley (production values alone and how to destroy angels music in the trailers).

It's a gorgeous show. Be prepared for a tonal flip around episode 7 or 8 in season 1. It was originally going to be a procedural horror, but Mads Mikkelson came in like, I'm gonna play Hannibal as falling in love at first sight. And then Bryan rushed to rewrite just about everything while they were filming. So the rest of the show is more Gothic Romance. (Capital "R" Romance, not bodice-ripper-romance.)

My best friend actually just started watching it after years of me talking about it. She made the frankly horrible decision to binge it and had to take a break after season 2 because it is A Lot. Make sure to watch the after credits scene on the finale.

Enjoy!

Canon: Nineteen-eightyfour TV version of the Transformer Hound secretly wants to be human. ( It’s even written in his toy box description. )

Fanon: While that wish doesn’t come true, he should at least have a human girlfriend. Preferably one who eventually winds up being turned into a mech or a tomboyish femme styled robot.

Hermione is black/mixed. Either or.

I made a secret a while back, but I headcanon (jokingly, of course) that Johnny Weir is Loki (as played by Tom Hiddleston)'s fabulously flamboyant ice skating little brother from another dimension/somehow got stuck on earth and just bam.

Marvel Comics: Alpine, Bucky Barnes' white haired blue eyed female cat, is actually Kobik, Bucky Barnes' white haired blue eyed female pseudo-daughter, in a new form after she released all of her Cosmic Cube energy to undo the changes she'd made to the universe.

This one isn't that funny because I FIRMLY believe it's true. Otherwise Bucky is kind of awful for not figuring out what happened to Kobik after she disappeared. Also, Cosmic Cube shit is weird so anything is possible. I don't ever need it "proven" I just don't want Alpine to ever have kittens ya know?

Kim Possible headcanon:
- Monique thinks of Kim as her sidekick who goes on crazy adventures. Kim is to Monique as Chelsea is to Raven.

- Monique and Ron secretly dated briefly in Season one, but broke up after realizing a love of professional wrestling and mutual fondness for K.P. was all they had in common.
To this day, Kim has no clue.

- After graduation, Monique goes to the Fashion Institute of Technology.
While studying at FIT, she interns with Donna Cabonna, and occasionally gets swept up in Kim's missions. Eventually, works with Wade and Global Justice, acting as their Q/Edna Mode.

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