[ SECRET POST #5971 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5971 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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04. [SPOILERS for The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel]




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05. [WARNING for Andrew Tate and associated discussion]




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06. [WARNING for discussion of child abuse]




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07. [WARNING for discussion of transphobia, antisemitism]

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Based on 3

[(Anonymous)]

What are your favorite headcanons? Especially ones that are definitely not canon.

Re: Based on 3

[philstar22]

Top favorite would be that everyone calls the One Ring Precious because that's what Melkor called Sauron. Not canon, but also not contradictory to canon.

I have a ton of headcanons for Sauron really.

Re: Based on 3

[(Anonymous)]

I saw this on a YouTube vid or a YouTube short, but the idea that in the LoTR movies Frodo doesn’t know Legolas’s name as he never says it. It’s silly but I kinda love it.

Re: Based on 3

[kaijinscendre]

I always loved Stiles having magic that was vaguely touched upon in Teen Wolf but was abandoned like so many great story lines on that show.

Re: Based on 3

[(Anonymous)]

Ranma secretly prefers being a girl.

Hermione is a transgirl

Re: Based on 3

[greghousesgf]

I used to have about a hundred of these and now I can't think of any of them for some reason.

Re: Based on 3

[kaishi]

There's no definitive for or against: but I am convinced that Hannibal in the tv show is literally The Devil.

Re: Based on 3

[(Anonymous)]

Canon: Nineteen-eightyfour TV version of the Transformer Hound secretly wants to be human. ( It’s even written in his toy box description. )

Fanon: While that wish doesn’t come true, he should at least have a human girlfriend. Preferably one who eventually winds up being turned into a mech or a tomboyish femme styled robot.

Re: Based on 3

[(Anonymous)]

Hermione is black/mixed. Either or.

I made a secret a while back, but I headcanon (jokingly, of course) that Johnny Weir is Loki (as played by Tom Hiddleston)'s fabulously flamboyant ice skating little brother from another dimension/somehow got stuck on earth and just bam.

Re: Based on 3

[(Anonymous)]

Marvel Comics: Alpine, Bucky Barnes' white haired blue eyed female cat, is actually Kobik, Bucky Barnes' white haired blue eyed female pseudo-daughter, in a new form after she released all of her Cosmic Cube energy to undo the changes she'd made to the universe.

This one isn't that funny because I FIRMLY believe it's true. Otherwise Bucky is kind of awful for not figuring out what happened to Kobik after she disappeared. Also, Cosmic Cube shit is weird so anything is possible. I don't ever need it "proven" I just don't want Alpine to ever have kittens ya know?

Re: Based on 3

[(Anonymous)]

Kim Possible headcanon:
- Monique thinks of Kim as her sidekick who goes on crazy adventures. Kim is to Monique as Chelsea is to Raven.

- Monique and Ron secretly dated briefly in Season one, but broke up after realizing a love of professional wrestling and mutual fondness for K.P. was all they had in common.
To this day, Kim has no clue.

- After graduation, Monique goes to the Fashion Institute of Technology.
While studying at FIT, she interns with Donna Cabonna, and occasionally gets swept up in Kim's missions. Eventually, works with Wade and Global Justice, acting as their Q/Edna Mode.

Weekend Plans!

[kaijinscendre]

What is everyone doing this weekend?

I am going to be avoiding any drama that my younger sister always brings around. Other than that, not much. Maybe restart Breath of the Wild so I can beat it by the end of 2024.

Re: Weekend Plans!

[philstar22]

Lots of sleep mostly. getting over a sinus infection.

Re: Weekend Plans!

[(Anonymous)]

Stanford University powwow!!!

Re: Weekend Plans!

[(Anonymous)]

Might meet up with my friend tomorrow. She did invite me to sleepover with her other friends to watch Eurovision, but that show's not really my thing so I'm just going to hang out with her during the day instead.

Also experimenting with some fake tattoos I got for a cosplay event at the end of the month just to make sure that I'm not allergic or how long they'll stay on for. Otherwise I'm gonna go without.

Re: Weekend Plans!

[pantswarrior]

Continuing bashing out the chainmail and trying to make progress in FFXIV, but ALSO I need to decide what I'm taking to ACen next weekend, and make sure I know where all of it is and that nothing has happened to it since last time I wore it. (My basement has occasionally had various issues, some of which I only found out about when I realized a costume had been rendered unwearable by one.)

Re: Weekend Plans!

[hey_hey_hey]

Tears of the Kingdom. Unsurprisingly I'm stuck so I might stop until the guide comes out.

Re: Weekend Plans!

[(Anonymous)]

Playing Tears of the Kingdom in between painting the guest room and helping a friend move across town. Summer term starts on Monday so I need to do a little pre-study now that my textbooks finally arrived today.

Re: Weekend Plans!

[(Anonymous)]

Playing in our semi-annual Lord of the Rings LARP. I picked Denethor so I can sit and guard Gondor all day (my knee is not up for full-day hiking this game) and decided my joke costume would be The Dude, or Dudethor if you will. Made a fake bowling ball "palantir" and stuck a Minas Tirith patch on my bathrobe. I'm so set.

Re: Weekend Plans!

[(Anonymous)]

Mother’s Day Sunday so cooking mum breakfast and dinner tomorrow. Today I’m just enjoying a rest.

Character design traits that can just die already

[(Anonymous)]

What are some character design decisions you think are extremely overdone, just plain bad or you skmply dislike them and if you never have to see them again it'll still be too soon?
Either in general or for specific franchises.

Bah Humbug internets

[(Anonymous)]

Well there's drama going down about AO3 because someone who is a legal chair of the organization basically approved of AI, and the PR response was 'Oh this is just an opinion of just one of 900+ volunteers' - so now everyone is panicking and possibly going to start taking down fics.
(I mean, there's been evidence that AI bots have already scraped AO3 and other fanfic sites - but the point is that the people who have been adamant about protecting AO3, only to then turn round to say a fuck-you to creators just after having a donation drive. It's not a good look)

Also Youtube is supposedly starting to block people with ad-blockers. I don't know if this just applies to chrome browsers or if everyone is going to be affected - but oh boy what a day.

What was your favorite childhood movies?

[(Anonymous)]

I was certainly a Disney kid, especially with the amount of times I rewatched Beauty & the Beast, Alladin, The Little Mermaid and Snow White (Also Nightmare before Christmas and Who Framed Roger Rabbit if we're counting Touchstones as Disney)

But I also used to love watching action and sci-fi movies with my Dad; like Total Recall, Demolition Man, The Running Man, Highlander (the first movie is the best one \o/) and The Fifth Element.
Then there were three particular movies on vhs I remember rewatching whenever I visited my grand parents; The Fool of the World and the Flying Ship (which the whole thing is actually on youtube lol), The Last Unicorn and Muppets Treasure Island.

And her vibrator ended up where??

[(Anonymous)]

I just read about a narrow diameter sex toy that accidentally ended up in a patient's bladder, and had to be retrieved at a hospital. The woman was unharmed, but what also gave me pause was this sentence in the preamble of the case report:

"Emergency room admissions and surgery secondary to the malfunctioning of devices intended for sexual stimulation are extremely common ..."

Really, now? How is it that I've never heard medicine say peep to the public about this?

https://www.hindawi.com/journals/criog/2020/8023798/

Just thought it might be the sort of thing fellow anons would find educational, amusing, or perhaps alarming, depending on what frame of mind you're in when you read it.