[ SECRET POST #5971 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5971 ⌋

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04. [SPOILERS for The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel]




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Comments

And her vibrator ended up where??

[(Anonymous)]

I just read about a narrow diameter sex toy that accidentally ended up in a patient's bladder, and had to be retrieved at a hospital. The woman was unharmed, but what also gave me pause was this sentence in the preamble of the case report:

"Emergency room admissions and surgery secondary to the malfunctioning of devices intended for sexual stimulation are extremely common ..."

Really, now? How is it that I've never heard medicine say peep to the public about this?

https://www.hindawi.com/journals/criog/2020/8023798/

Just thought it might be the sort of thing fellow anons would find educational, amusing, or perhaps alarming, depending on what frame of mind you're in when you read it.

Re: And her vibrator ended up where??

[(Anonymous)]

Hmm. Maybe it's because I've worked in healthcare for almost 20 years, but I thought it was common knowledge that it was extremely common.

Re: And her vibrator ended up where??

[(Anonymous)]

Sex toys ending up lost inside the rectum or getting stuck in the vagina is pretty common knowledge/occurrence, but I doubt that tiny vibrators getting inside the bladder through the urethra is known by many.

Re: And her vibrator ended up where??

[(Anonymous)]

That vibrator story sounds terrifying even if it turned out OK for the patient.

There's a book out there that was published filled with scans of things people have shoved up their ass from the ER.

Re: And her vibrator ended up where??

[(Anonymous)]

I can't get over guy (I assume) "suddenly initiated intercourse". Ffs let her turn off her vibrator.

Sex toys being lost up the ass like a normal thing at this point, I think, ahaha

Re: And her vibrator ended up where??

[(Anonymous)]

Really, now? How is it that I've never heard medicine say peep to the public about this?

I don't know what you want here. Should doctors hold an annual press conference to remind everybody?

Re: And her vibrator ended up where??

[(Anonymous)]

SA

Also, they used this story on a recent ep of 9-1-1.

Re: And her vibrator ended up where??

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Compare. Medicine will try to get you the goods where information on unwanted pregnancies and STDs are concerned. It will even contribute useful information like "rate of failure of various birth control methods, used separately and together." If sex toys can routinely lead to people being hospitalized to have the damn things extricated from their body, because something happened and they can't get it out themselves, I've never seen that publicized by doctors or hospitals, and I don't think that's common knowledge.

I've run into advice from sex educators about how to clean them and how much "safer" they supposedly are (no risk of pregnancy! No disease transmission if you don't share toys!) and this is the first I'm seeing about "but yeah, you could puncture the vaginal wall or the lower intestine or just plain lose it up someone's ass in a way that a doctor needs to assist with getting it out." It's not the same thing as "see a collection of ill-advised things horny people (I hope) tried to fuck each other with," because that's expressly what you're supposed to be able to do with these objects. Without being injured by them.