[ SECRET POST #5991 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #5991 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[You Will Hear the Voice of the Dead]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 06 secrets from Secret Submission Post #856.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

05. https://i.imgur.com/stw8QdB.png

[(Anonymous)]

And it ought to be done as a workplace sitcom.

[(Anonymous)]

Yessssss

[(Anonymous)]

I see it as a "Minder" type series, with Denis Waterman and George Cole but in ancient Mesopotamia instead of the East End of London, and all sorts of shady deals going on all the time. I would love it and would buy the DVD as soon as it came out.

[(Anonymous)]

SA Or their equivalents. Obviously.

[(Anonymous)]

Nah. The modern setting makes it commonplace. What's funny about it is that it took place in ancient times, but with very modern-sounding problems.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, but I think OP agrees with you because I read their secret as wanting said workplace sitcom to take place in ancient Mesopotamia.

A Mess in Mesopotamia

[(Anonymous)]

lolol

"Honey, I'm home!"

"And did you bring me ingots as you promised? Or are you once again treating me with contempt?"

"Don't be like that, baby! I came through enemy territory to be with you."

[sabotabby]

OMG I would love this more than most things.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I know what rabbit hole I'm about to get lost in!

[meadowphoenix]

lol i just love ancient contracts, like can you imagine keeping sealed tablets as verification in temples. it's so great. like this man is literally ready to sue.

[(Anonymous)]

I present to you, possibly the greatest crossover fanwork ever made:

https://mostlydeadlanguages.tumblr.com/post/186028962928/a-letter-from-crawly-to-azirapil

[tabaqui]

That is so awesome.

[(Anonymous)]

Please, I am here for this!

Mesopotamian epics and correspondence are just chef's kiss

[malurette]

Oh yes please!