[ SECRET POST #6022 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6022 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Can you imagine Ra's Al Ghul pulling that shit? It's staggering.

Maybe there are "badass" assassins out there but instead of super ninjas and expert snipers they have mastered such amazing tactics as: drug overdoses, auto-erotic asphyxiation, and sticking to one knife when framing a single person for a murder/suicide.

I mean yeah, real crime is boring and dumb but you'd THINK an ex-KGB guy with all the resources of a massive nation could kill billionaires with a little bit more ~pizazz~.

[sabotabby]

To be fair I think Putin's hits have pizazz sometimes. Part of it is like "clearly I did it, and I'm so unafraid of getting caught that I will kill someone in a dumb and obvious way that makes it clear that it was me." I don't know why I feel the need to be fair to Putin. He sucks.

[(Anonymous)]

That guy in the UK who got poisoned had a ~little pizazz~ but I have no respect for the "What I'm saying is so obviously a lie and yet you have to believe it because I'm powerful" thing. It's Titan vs. Megamind.

[sabotabby]

Also if they are going to kill people in obvious ways they could be funnier about it.