[ SECRET POST #6036 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6036 ⌋

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Transcript: I will never understand how this fandom's leading ship ended up being these two.
Phoenix Wright: The most hetero man who's ever hetero'd.
- Very much lusted after April May on first sight.
- Clearly turned on by the sight of Maya in a maid outfit.
- Canonically dated "Dollie" for 6 months in college, still carried feelings for her 11 years later.
- Extremely uncomfortable when either Jean Armstrong or Max Galactica flirted with him.
- Has notably failed to demonstrate attraction of any kind to other men.
Miles Edgeworth: The biggest autistic aroace vibes I have ever seen, personified.
- Has failed to demonstrate attraction of any kind to anyone, ever.
- Does Not Understand emotions in general or how to express them.
- Extremely Confused whenever anyone flirts with him, doesn't seem to even recognise it.
- Canonically does not understand romantic love, has stated he never wants to marry.
s!B I feel like this ship is so ubiquitous, pointing out how OOC it is for both of them would get me death threats. I already have to avoid the entire fandom to keep the ick out of sight...