[ SECRET POST #6043 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6043 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[(Anonymous)]

I join artfight for the first time, hoping to finally kick myself in the pants about learning to draw instead of spinning my wheels for two more decades, and what the hell is going on with the staff all of a sudden.

[(Anonymous)]

Spill nonny, what's going on?

Dear Puppet History anon:

[randomdrops]

Just got to the Molasses Flood episode and wtf was that. XD I was laughing so much and muttering "what the fuck" at the same time. I love it.

ayrt

[(Anonymous)]

Yesss. I love the horse's song. I'M GONNA LIVEEE FOREEVERRR.

Re: Dear Puppet History anon:

[(Anonymous)]

SO TAKE A GALLOP WITH ME TOWARD ETERNITY
FORGET ABOUR YOUR EARTHLY PLIGHT
AND PUT ONE HOOF IN FRONT OF THE OTHER IN FRONT OF THE OTHER IN FRONT OF THE OTHER
AND CLIP CLOP INTO THE LIGHT

Barbenheimer

[(Anonymous)]

It’s petty but it makes me ridiculously happy that Barbie crushed Oppenheimer at the box office this weekend.

Has anyone seen either one? What did you think? Anyone plan to see either?

Re: Barbenheimer

[(Anonymous)]

I'm thinking about seeing Oppenheimer a little later down the road, but I'm not 100% sure on that yet. My schedule is a bit packed as it is.

Re: Barbenheimer

[(Anonymous)]

I saw Barbie yesterday and it was amazing. I cried a lot lol.

I was going to Barbenheimer it but Barbie alone was 2hrs, Oppenheimer was 3 hrs, and my chronic pained ass is not gonna survive a movie theatre seat for that long lol.

Re: Barbenheimer

[philstar22]

I want to see Barbie. It looks fun, and I need fun. We'll see if I am able to this coming weekend. I was out of town this weekend.

Re: Barbenheimer

[(Anonymous)]

I kinda want to do the whole double feature thing. As long as the showtimes in my nearby cinema line up so that I can see Oppenheimer first and Barbie second, rather than the other way around.

Oppenheimer honestly seems more like my type of movie, but I was definitely praying for Barbie to do well, since the sexist asshats wouldn't have shut up about it if Barbie had gotten panned and/or crushed at the box office. Also I really like Greta Gerwig's work, and if Barbie had tanked it definitely could have been a significant setback for her career wise, which would've really sucked. I'm glad both movies seem to be doing well, both critically and financially. \o/

Re: Barbenheimer

[(Anonymous)]

Neither for me

Re: Barbenheimer

[(Anonymous)]

I saw Barbie and really enjoyed it. Parts of it made me laugh and it made me wanna dig out all my old (weird) Barbie dolls. I don’t plan on seeing Oppenheimer because it’s not my kind of movie.

Re: Barbenheimer

[(Anonymous)]

Haven't seen either. Might eventually watch Oppenheimer.

I've been banging my head against the riddles and language in Shakespeare's sonnets, and don't currently have much interest to spare for anything else. I know practically everyone with an opinon on the subject says they're very original, but damn ... I was still not expecting his range of subject matter. The "I will immortalize you" theme with the guy who's his boy or friend or boyfriend (depending on how you look at it) gets a little repetitive, but practically everything else makes up for it.

Re: Barbenheimer

[(Anonymous)]

I saw Barbie. I love it. Laughed out loud, cried twice. I want to see it again when it comes to streaming.

I have no interest in Oppenheimer. But if it's really good I'll watch it on streaming because I do not trust Nolan without subtitles. I'm done.

Re: Barbenheimer

[(Anonymous)]

Barbie was brilliant! Ryan Gosling might not have the jawline of a Ken doll, but by jove he did own that role.

I'll see Oppenheimer sometime later. Cillian Murphy is a beautiful, beautiful man and I'm happy he's Nolan's muse or something.

Re: Barbenheimer

[(Anonymous)]

I saw Oppenheimer last night and loved it. Also: I was a bit worried it would be gory, but there's no gore. In case anyone was worried about that.

Re: Barbenheimer

[(Anonymous)]

I'm definitely going to see Barbie but probably when it hits streaming-- I don't trust crowded theaters, everyone's very 'post-pandemic' but I'm compromised and my lungs can't take anything else. I *might* watch Oppenheimer one day but it's not something I'm interested in.

Re: Barbenheimer

[(Anonymous)]

i really want to see oppenheimer, but my local cinema is the only one in the uk outside of london that has it in 70mm imax so it's absolutely packed out for the next week

If You Had A Holodeck

[(Anonymous)]

What's the first program you'd run and what would you do?

Re: If You Had A Holodeck

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god, now I have decision paralysis.

Re: If You Had A Holodeck

[(Anonymous)]

Cat Petting Simulator 3000.

... getting the apartment cat-ready is taking longer than I expected it to.

Re: If You Had A Holodeck

[(Anonymous)]

Have sex with celebrities.

[(Anonymous)]

You ever read a piece of smut and think, "this person is a virgin?"

I can't buy two sexually experienced people who are attracted to one another sharing a bed for several weeks without touching at all (why even share a fucking bed? What is the goddamn point?). I can't buy a man's desire decreasing after seeing his partner half-naked (unless you're trying to say he's not attracted to her, which is not what the author was saying at all. She seems to think this means he really likes her. Yeah, that's definitely what we all want when hopping into bed: "I like you so much that the sight of your body has killed my desire"). I can't buy a man orgasming from a blowjob and then being able to keep going.

Sorry, I just wanted to read some smut and the fic I landed on ain't it, chief.

fuck work

[(Anonymous)]

fuck it in the ass with a rusted metal pineapple