[ SECRET POST #6045 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #6045 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


01.



__________________________________________________



02.



__________________________________________________



03.



__________________________________________________



04.



__________________________________________________



05.
[Xanth]



__________________________________________________



06.



__________________________________________________



07.

























Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 21 secrets from Secret Submission Post #864.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

07. https://i.imgur.com/oS785dB.png

[(Anonymous)]

The fuck did people want him to do? Punch a former president? Get into a screaming match and make himself a target for crazies?

[(Anonymous)]

Turn his back on him.

[(Anonymous)]

You're right. There is absolutely NO middle ground whatsoever between physically assaulting someone and schmoozing them with smiles and handshakes. None at all. Like, there's no such thing as turning around and walking away without interacting with a famous person in public. Secret Service agents would've tazed him, tackled him to the ground and then frog-marched his still-twitching, limp body up to Trump for a photo op. Guy Fieri had no choice, he's the real victim here.

[(Anonymous)]

Since when is smiling at someone and shaking a hand schmoozing?

[(Anonymous)]

That's definitely schmoozing

[(Anonymous)]

How about ignore the man? Casually wander to the opposite side of the venue and avoid him? Leave?

[(Anonymous)]

Right? The fact that anon you replied to thinks there was no other option between shake hands and smile and have a good time and FIGHT is hilarious.

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think this is a politically productive approach.

[(Anonymous)]

It's not about what's politically productive sometimes.

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

I think right now, it's got to be. 2024 is right around the corner.

[(Anonymous)]

It is if you are a philanthropist. Even if one person can't help they might know others who would.

[(Anonymous)]

I saw somebody on Twitter saying, ''Well if you had the opportunity to shake hands with a former president wouldn't you?'' And as a life-long American citizen, NO! NEVER! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS! I will spit on all of their graves!!!

[(Anonymous)]

It depends on the former president and this one? Hell no.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd happily go to jail for the opportunity to punch regan in the face. Thank god for my criminal record he's already dead.

[greghousesgf]

I love you

[(Anonymous)]

Depends on the former president. I had a chance to shake hands and speak with (very very briefly) Jimmy Carter once and I'm very glad I did.

[kamino_neko]

Yeah. Carter, I'd happily shake his hand.

Of the other living presidents... Obama, yes, and I'd be happy to say I met him.

Clinton and Bush, it'd mostly be just to get out of the encounter politely.

Trump... FUCK POLITENESS. Like, I wouldn't sock him one, or insult him unless he pushed the issue, but ignoring the bloated pustule, oh, yes.

[(Anonymous)]

I only wish I also had the chance to shake his hand. And also buy him some ice cream, since I hear he likes ice cream

not the point of the secret, but

[(Anonymous)]

"Flavortown is a sundown town" is so damn funny to me.

[(Anonymous)]

No Homestuck references in the whole thread.

[(Anonymous)]

I straight up forgot Homestuck had anything to do with Guy Fieri... I guess that's cause to confiscate my horns and grey sharpies.

[(Anonymous)]

Why is it that even real photos of Trump look ‘shopped?

[(Anonymous)]

The drumpf applies makeup or spray tan as if he is color blind.