[ SECRET POST #6139 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6139 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[Welcome Home]



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05. [SPOILERS for Our Flag Means Death]




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06. [WARNING for discussion of transphobia, etc]




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[Translation: "I wish there were more Welsh language TV shows and films"]

























Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #877.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

... but you wouldn't mind if someone else made them for you! As always, including the fandom and full character names is a big help, and while I'm definitely not the world's greatest expert at secret design, I'll try my best.

Just to clarify - it's my intention to make all the secrets left in this thread, so even if they're not marked claimed, they will be made. I'll monitor this thread until tomorrow's secret post goes up, so feel free to leave your comments until then!

Yours truly,

a secret maker

P.S. Please don't worry if you've submitted a secret and it hasn't been posted yet. I usually post these threads before running out of the previous batch of secrets to get a head start on the next batch.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I know not everyone liked Thor Love and Thunder but with all the use of the Guns N Roses music, it struck me that Chris Hemsworth could make a great Duff McKagan. I know he's taking a break, and he's awkwardly both too old to play really young Duff and too young to play almost 60!Duff and we don't even know if there ever will be a movie. But I want to see it.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Publicly I'll tell people that having two childfree aunts who were very involved in my life is a mahor reason why I'm childfree.

That's true, but I'm starting to think that watching Jay Leno a lot in my childhood played a big hand in that as well. He was probably my first childfree role model outside of my family.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I really wish people would keep politics out of fandom spaces. I want to read fanfic and novel translations, not your shitty takes on certain conflicts. Go put that on a separate blog or something.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I miss the days when you could talk about current book fandoms (gushy, critical, and everything in between) without some rando ing the author about it.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Whenever I see people spouting off about politics, I block them immediately. I do not make friends with those people and I refuse to interact with anyone who posts about politics on their page. No matter how well meaning they are or no matter how smart they think they are, the hottakes are always dumb as hell. I have practiced this since the LiveJournal days and my decades of fandom have been very peaceful as a result.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I feel strange for not crying at the ending to Coco. It was a lovely ending, sure, but I was somehow not a complete wreck over it.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I know that at large we know Jeffree Starr as a shitty grifter on YouTube, but I first heard about him when he was simply a MySpace artist via a fandom friend.

She shared a picture of Jeffree at one of his shoots and said her friends would go to bars with him and they'd just sit at a table and stare at each other.

I haven't talked to this fandom friend in over a decade, but I do wish her well whenever I come across anything related to Jeffree Starr.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

While The Daily Show hosting situation has become a bit of a mess, I'm glad that the team found some space in the schedule for Lewis Black to absolutely lambast The Golden Bachelor.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I find it funny every time someone is shocked that Taylor Swift is an actual musician. So many people seem to think she just strums the guitar as some kind of prop - no, the woman has an actual musical education. Is this a pop-star thing, where we just assume female pop stars are self-taught the very basics and then during performances are just there to look pretty and lip-sync?

Inspired by the complete meltdown people had over her singing in the wrong key, then looking at how her guitarist was fretting and immediately self-correcting because she can tell the correct note by looking at how something's being played.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know why people give William Shatner so much shit about wearing a toupee when Walter Koenig wore an even more obvious one throughout the Trek movies and all his other works, and until very recently was way more fragile over it too.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Spoilers for The Shepherd's Crown and The Chronicles of Narnia. Spoiler warning needed.
Also CW for Death.

I hate the Shepherd's Crown in the same way that I hate the end of the Last Battle. How dare the authors take those beloved characters away from us. I hate character deaths like that.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I just can no longer watch X:Men Last Stand any longer. It has become increasingly clear that both in-universe, and in terms of the wider metaphor, that Magneto was right. Our "heroes" are fighting on the wrong side to preserve a failed social order.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I really, really wish that the Suck Fairy would stop visiting all my childhood favourites. And she can take the Racism Fairy with her. I recently re-read the Green Knowe series, and Holy Fuck!. How did kid me miss all that?

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I tell people my favorite movie of all time was Ladyhawke, but really it is The Battle of the River Plate. I feel like I'm letting the fantasy-nerd side down by having a war movie as my fave. Ladyhawke is a solid second though.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

If I had one wish for the next season of Star Trek Lower Decks it would be a Moopsy-centric episode. And also more character growth for Boimler, it feels like he has stood still this season, but honestly more Moopsy though.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Despite all the advances in graphics and storytelling, my favorite Transformers movie is still the animated one from the eighties. [B!S: And Kup my fave Autobot too]

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I really want to write a MASH/Lovecraft crossover with Winchester as the main character. I just can't get the plot bunnies to all line up. It is very frustrating.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I enjoy the oldfashioned "stagey" style of TV shows back from the 60s and 70s and 80s more than I do modern realistic shows. I'm not even that old.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I hate when shows/movies/books end with the core group breaking up and going their separate ways. And I'm not just talking about them breaking up because of conflict or in-fighting, it also bothers me when they leave for better opportunities, adventure, love or whatever even if they still remain friends. I think I'm just projecting: if I had formed a bond that strong with a group of people I think I would hold on to it and never let it go.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

[NerdSync's video Trying my best to explain why I’m still conflicted about Ezra Miller]
(Warnings for: Ezra Miller and thus violence, transphobia, abuse, child abuse)

I wish Scott dug deeper into how the accusation that Ezra is "faking" their NB status for sympathy kind of did work on himself. If he'd heard Jason Momoa or Henry Cavil accused of HALF this shit would he have doubted it like he did Ezra Miller's accusations upon first hearing them?

(I don't think they're "faking". No identity makes you a good person. Diversity win! This creepy, violent abuser is NB!)

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Suffer Puppets (RPers who chase angst, drama, trauma, suffering) annoy the shit out of me.

It's just as valid a play style as chasing combat glory or riches or power but MY GOD I don't care about fake problems.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

As a lifelong villain-fucker, I wish there were more popular villains whose fans didn't try to justify or excuse them.

No, he isn't my poor little meow meow, he's a monster and a bitch and I want to climb him like a tree for it! He's done everything wrong and that's the best part!

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I miss when Stargate SG1 was an active fandom, and also when people were always sorting fictional characters into Hogwarts Houses too. I have this long essay about why Daniel Jackson is the quintessential heroic Slytherin, and no audience to tell it to.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I can't tell if Javier Bardem was such a wooden King Triton because the "live action" Disney movies are so CGI heavy and he's not used to it, or he was just phoning it in, or what, but I thought he could've been replaced with a cardboard cutout for a lot of his scenes.