[ SECRET POST #6178 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6178 ⌋

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Comments

[fscom]

02. https://i.imgur.com/vi13rRH.png

[(Anonymous)]

Well, yes, because it's real life and his stupid tantrums affect real people.

[dani_phantasma]

What's amazing is if he hadn't started talking more and had kept up how he was doing years ago most people would still fawn about him being a genius. But he ruined that for himself just by talking a bunch and tryna fuckin buy twitter.

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't even know who he was before his twitter acquisition and by fuck am I trying to keep it that way. I have no time or interest in some random fuck-head CEO.

[(Anonymous)]

On the plus side, I can now tell that 85% of Twitter users with blue checkmarks are accounts I should block. (There are still a few legit organizations, but most of the time I know it's going to be somebody licking EM's asshole before checking to see what else they've posted.)

[(Anonymous)]

The man is like if a B movie came to life. The plot is stupid and the dialogue's poorly written, but they blew all their money on the pyrotechnics so there's some cool explosions.

[(Anonymous)]

Elon musk is a 50 year old man with more money than god and he spends his time spamming 9gag memes on twitter because he got dumped by a girl that looks like she would shoplift plastic bongs from Spencer’s. He has the same origin story as Knuckles the Echidna and refuses to pay taxes and when he gets called out for it, he'll pull some stunt like "if the government can give me a detailed plan of what they'll use the money for by
4:20, I'll sell 69 shares of tesla stock" like he's the smosh version of the Joker. And he'll probably get away with taking over mars because that weird dude you know who hasn't upgraded his personality since 2011 and talks about the death star having contractors on it when it blew up like it was a real event will see this shit and go "epic win"

[(Anonymous)]

this comment summarizes him perfectly.

he is forever 13 years old and 2edgy5u. can't grow up, won't grow up. takes credit for the work of other people who are actually smart and pretends he's a rocket scientist. the guy is a flunky programmer who is only where he is today because his daddy owns emerald mines in africa (and probably treats his workers like shit). he's donald trump 2.0 and thank god he's not american or he'd be running for president of the US right now and asshole fuckheads would vote for him.

[(Anonymous)]

This is Knuckles the Echidna slander and I won't stand for it (<- doesn't actually know Knuckles's backstory, just hates Elon Musk that much)

[(Anonymous)]

Knuckles has a fairly interesting/okay backstory, even though it's very basic. The usual "the last of his kind left to supevise the religious artefact" kind of premise.

[nimueth]

Burst out laughing at the Knuckles comment! XD

[feotakahari]

Musk is the kind of reject Rationalist even the Rationalists don’t want anymore, and his stupid bulletproof car is going to get people killed when it crashes.

[(Anonymous)]

Apparently the steering wheel isn't even mechanically connected to the axle. Power goes out for any reason, and you lose your ability to steer at all. That thing is a deathtrap.

[(Anonymous)]

I think I found out about who Elon Musk was due to him being brought up on Buzzfeed or Twitter somewhere in the early 2010s?? And I recall knowing pretty immediately that he's an insecure rich dude who uses his money to buy clout because he's not particularly smart or gifted.
It's been weird seeing that he has fans who believe his hype and see nothing beyond his money. Even weirder to see less online-heavy people in my life buy into the lie that he's some gifted genius.

Like, you guys, it's all right there. He's done nothing outside of throw money at things and spout dumb shit that makes the things he bought worse. He's turned Twitter into a place for fascists to promote their jargon.

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed.

Buuuuut they could win me over with some really filthy RPF. I don't want to read it, but I want it to exist.

[(Anonymous)]

I dislike his face.