[ SECRET POST #6183 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6183 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[Caligula, 1979]



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Comments

[fscom]

02. https://i.imgur.com/fC1gzs8.png
[Caligula, 1979]

[(Anonymous)]

I saw 'Titanic' with my grandmother on Valentine's Day. She leaned over to me during the drawing scene and hissed, "this is a bad movie!"

A few years later, I went with my aunt to see 'The Matrix Reloaded.' There are many scenes in that one during which we both sat stock still, staring straight ahead, not acknowledging one another. We didn't talk about the movie once it ended.

Those moments, however, pale in comparison to the intense awkwardness you must have felt during those 15 minutes. I am sorry.

On the plus side, you got a funny story out of it.

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, is Matrix Reloaded the one with the orgy sequence? I went to see that in the theater with my stepdad. Awkward times.

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Yup, it sure is. Along with a scene of a woman being given an orgasm via cake.

[(Anonymous)]

Lol, these are great movies-you-shouldn't-watch-with-family stories. My best ones were seeing Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom with my Eastern European great aunt, and seeing Belle Epoch with her and my grandmother, lol -- both in the theater. Fortunately my great aunt was chill about it and thought the Temple of Doom was dumb but hilarious.

[tabaqui]

Holy. Fuck.
That movie, dear gods. :D

Maybe they all just trauma-erased it.

[(Anonymous)]

I’ve seen people say this movie isn’t porn and I’m still baffled.

[(Anonymous)]

lmao you and your shell-shocked family!

[(Anonymous)]

I'd say that tops 12-year-old-me and my parents going to see Monty Python's The Meaning of Life because we thought the Holy Grail film was funny...

[(Anonymous)]

Not anywhere near the same scale, but I remember going to see Shakespeare in Love as a teen with my best friend and her parents and wanting to absolutely disappear during the (probably very tame, I haven't seen it since) sex scenes.

[(Anonymous)]

*and me.
Use proper grammar.

[(Anonymous)]

WTF?

who made you Pope?

[dinogrrl]

Ha, that's like me and my friend renting some unrated Dracula movie from Blockbuster back in the day.
We were like 14. In conservative evangelical families. Who were just conservative enough to not realize we were renting vampire porn. And we were lucky enough to get the kid probably our own age who was running the register so he didn't know to stop us either.

Me and my friend made it through the movie but I think we were so scarred by it we just forgot it ever existed. Never mentioned it again :p.