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[ SECRET POST #6310 ]

⌈ Secret Post #6310 ⌋

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[The Left/Right Game]

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06. https://i.imgur.com/HzqhKeG.png

Valid.

And I am sick of the idea that it's perfectly fine to sit on your ass all day and eat Little Debbie snack cakes because nutrition is the white cisheteropatriarchy.

hwhat

what the fuck?

Did you mean this for another secret, or quite possibly another forum?

We get it, you are unhappy with social justice comments, you wanna protest or troll or some shit in the hope they go away. Go be a dumbass on some other thread though.

And you go tell people that General Mills is right when they say Cocoa Puffs are actually good for you and that anyone who says otherwise is trying to "shame" you. You go tell them that this definitely isn't corporations cynically trying to profit off of them.

*furiously writes a letter to General Mills*

...and you don't even realize how you fucked up. Holy shit this is hysterical!!

What is this even supposed to mean? Do you think corporations telling people the junk food they sell is good for them is a net positive or something?

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(Anonymous) - 2024-04-16 00:44 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2024-04-16 00:57 (UTC) - Expand

Go back under the bridge

You’re more interesting when you spew your word vomit about Israel.

The situation in Israel has revealed that a disturbing amount of people want an excuse to be bloodthirsty. They have no real desire to end conflict; what they want, instead, is a "good" conflict, featuring a "morally clean" enemy, so that they can give vent to their worst impulses.

Some of this was visible at the start of Russia-Ukraine war, but it's really gone into overdrive with this one.

*s l o w b l i n k*

Can you smell burnt toast anon?

Is this a veiled threat about Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a popular General Mills cereal?

So true!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!

Why does this sound like something I'd read on an anti-sjw troll blog a decade ago

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/2024/04/03/diet-culture-nutrition-influencers-general-mills-processed-food/

I'm aware of this, it's the wording of that comment and how random it looks in context to the secret is what gets me LMFAO

I can't tell if the use of a Godzilla screencap with "I don't want all this allegory in my giant monsters beating each other up" is deliberate irony or not.

Well, after the first Godzilla film the bulk of the Showa-era films were kid-friendly giant monster slugfests that didn't bother with allegory or subtext, so...

The secret literally references the Godzilla vs King Kong movies that the screencap is from. It's not irony, it's a factual description of who those movies are for.

is this about conversation with other people or? i don't understand why you can't just ignore any imputed themes?

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