[ SECRET POST #6469 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6469 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

That is one strange looking middle-aged man.

[(Anonymous)]

31 is middle aged?

[(Anonymous)]

Oof. He's also an old looking 31. I'd have guessed 37-38, which is middle-aged.

[(Anonymous)]

So I'm guessing you're 14 to think a 37 year old is "middle aged"?

[(Anonymous)]

Over 35 has been the accepted definition of middle-aged for about 200 years at this point. Sorry if that makes you feel old.

[(Anonymous)]

DA

Huh, really? I thought it was 40+ since forever. That's why the big 4-0 is so dreaded by some. People talking about being middle aged in their 30s were obviously jokes to me.

Then again I live in a big city with one of the highest average first-marriage ages in the US at almost-30, so... maybe it depends on where you're from.

[(Anonymous)]

Or how old you are. Most millennials wouldn't call 35 middle aged. But older people might, because 35 was middle aged for their parents.

[(Anonymous)]

I go by the check tags in PubMed, which gives 45 as the beginning of middle aged

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe if you're a tortoise, but the average lifespan of a human on planet Earth is 73 years old. Sorry if that makes you feel old.

[(Anonymous)]

The reason it was 45 is because it’s rounded from the halfway point between reaching adulthood and death. Many don’t consider anything under 50, some 55.
And in America the life expectancy for men is 75 and for women it is 80; both are still climbing. Most men who live to 45 live to 80; it’s young men’s deaths from high risk behavior that being the average down so low.

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DA
Heh, and then there's those older people who call everyone 10 years younger than them a "young man/woman". There's the semi-official age ranges and then there's individual perception. Not saying the latter trumps the former though, it just always cracks me up to hear my parents and some of their friends (age range 75-93) refer to peolle in their later 50s as young and then be confused when I don't know who they're talking about.

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, I remember that episode of original run Frasier where they made that joke with almost that exact same wording. God, you must be well over Middle Age (like me) if you are thinking you can use that one here.

[(Anonymous)]

You fired from the hip, without really reading the secret, and thought we were talking about Celebrimbor again. You can admit it. You're among friends here, you can just say it.

[(Anonymous)]

That man in the picture is Celebrimbor? I mean, sure, his face is mostly forehead wrinkle, but that’s still younger-looking than I was thinking based on all the complaints.

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, ayrt is just being a prick, or confused, it's Elrond.