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Comments

[fscom]

General comments:

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[(Anonymous)]

I've never tried audiobooks and am curious.

What are some books you preferred in audio format? What made the audio format better than text other than the physical stuff like being able to listen while driving?

[(Anonymous)]

I preferred The Martian audiobook. Sure, you don't to see get the boobies joke, but RC Bray does amazing voice work.

[(Anonymous)]

The only one that worked for me - and I absolutely loved it - was Project Hail Mary. I am so glad I experienced that book audiobook first.

[kaijinscendre]

World War Z is way better as an audiobook. It has a full cast (F. Murray Abraham, Alan Alda, René Auberjonois, Becky Ann Baker, Dennis Boutsikaris, Bruce Boxleitner, Max Brooks, Nicki Clyne, Common, Denise Crosby, Frank Darabont, Dean Edwards, Mark Hamill, Nathan Fillion, Maz Jobrani, Frank Kamai, Michelle Kholos, John McElroy, Ade M’Cormack, Alfred Molina, Parminder Nagra, Ajay Naidu, Masi Oka, Steve Park, Kal Penn, Simon Pegg, Jürgen Prochnow, Carl Reiner, Rob Reiner, Henry Rollins, Jeri Ryan, Jay O. Sanders, Martin Scorsese, Paul Sorvino, David Ogden Stiers, Brian Tee, John Turturro, Eamonn Walker, Ric Young, and Waleed Zuaiter). It is just amazing.

[iff_and_xor]

I like the Rivers of London audiobooks. I think Kobna Holdbrook-Smith really brings the characters to life, with all of their distinct voices and personalities.

Also, Haroun and the Sea of stories read by Salman Rushdie. It feels like the kind of story that should be read aloud and he does a great job of it.

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed. They really are wonderful and Kobna is fab.

[(Anonymous)]

The first 4-6 Skulduggery Pleasant books are amazing! At first I was weirded out because it has these little jazz intros but it works really, really well. Rupert Degas does the most amazing voices and if he’s done the whole series, I’d have never read a single one of the books. Sadly he only did a handful of books and then the worst narrator in history took over for one book before they found a new terrible narrator that they’ve kept ever since.

Anything narrated by Simon Vance is worth a listen.

And Bernard Cornwell’s 1356 narrated by Jack Ryan is a much better listen than read.

[thewakokid]

The Poirot series read by Hugh Fraser (the one's by David Suchet have better Poirot voice, but are a bit to pantomime-ish for the other characters. A character actor, so it's par for the course)

Dresden Files read by James Marsters

The Discworld series read by Nigel Planer

[(Anonymous)]

I really love the Lord of the Rings series narrated by Rob Inglis. Andy Serkis narrated them as well but I prefer Rob's voice.

[(Anonymous)]

I really love the Rivers of London books as audiobooks and also some of the Discworld books, especially those narrated by Stephen Briggs. I'm not a fan of the Nigel Planer or Toby Robinson versions. The new ones are rather good, though the narrator varies by subseries.

They just bring such life to the characters and Stephrn Briggs especially worked closely with Pratchett.

I rather like the Sandman Audible audiodramas (brilliantly narrated), the full-cast Graphic Audio versions of the Eric Carter books (great if you're into Aztec mythology) and if you have a good opinion of Yahtzee Croshaw of Zero Punctuation fame I can highly recommend his Dashford Pierce series (starting with Will Save the Galaxy for Food) and especially the DEDA Files (starting with Differently Morphous) entirely because he narrates them himself. Given his start in game reviews, the voice just adds something.

[(Anonymous)]

The only one I’ve liked is the Good Omens audiobook with the cast from the show.

[(Anonymous)]

I wouldn't say I prefer them, but Juliet Stephenson's audiobooks of Jane Austen's works are really excellent. She brings out all the snark. Her rendition of Edward walking in on his two girlfriends in London is a hoot.

[(Anonymous)]

If you want to listen to a classic the audible production of Dracula is amazing. Having different narrators really brings to life the epistolary format.

The audiobook for Gideon the Ninth is also amazing, though I didn’t like the book itself. Just not my thing. I’m glad I tried it though. I finished the audiobook, but the book itself is not my cup of tea.

There’s also a Richard Armitage version of Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell.

For me, a good reader becomes more than just someone narrating the book aloud. It’s like sitting around a fire and actually listening to someone become the story.

[(Anonymous)]

I know you said other than physical stuff. But it's really the main reason for me, it's almost the only way to read a book for me now.
But! Ironically enough I prefer Rivers of London as a written book - I liked narration enough but wasn't into it.

[(Anonymous)]

I've only listened to one audiobook on cassette in my life so far and I kept getting distracted and having to rewind several times. I suppose it's easier for me to absorb information with my eyes than with my ears?...

[(Anonymous)]

Silmarilion/LotR is great in audiobook form because you can just hear the names. You don't trip up on how to pronounce everything.

Another great series for audio books is the Ciaphas Cain books by Sandy Mitchel. They're formatted like Cain's memoirs edited by Inquisitor Vail. Reading footnotes is fun, but having her cut in with an opinion is great. Also, Vail uses different sources to provide context to Cain's self focused musings and the other readers are usually pretty fun.

Gen Fics

[(Anonymous)]

What are some of your favorites? Either specific fics or fandoms.

Re: Gen Fics

[(Anonymous)]

Some of these have background relationships but none with them as the focus (also I like to live dangerously so some of these are incomplete):

HP

Regulus Black and the What the Hell by gonzoclock - https://archiveofourown.org/works/44521072/chapters/111983563
mea culpa (pick yourself off the ground) by facingthenorthwind (spacegandalf) and poppunkpadfoot (StormVandal) - https://archiveofourown.org/series/1707919
The Black Family's PR Nightmare by elphabalives17 - https://archiveofourown.org/works/27418813/chapters/67019812
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren - https://archiveofourown.org/series/761514
dawn is coming, open your eyes by Dialux - https://archiveofourown.org/works/21294002/chapters/50705729
We Were the Potters by celestineangel - https://archiveofourown.org/works/287028

Naruto

The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling) - https://archiveofourown.org/series/67000
Are You Ready? by Killaurey - https://archiveofourown.org/works/13514340/chapters/30996726
Yes, this is that ninja show by Araived - https://archiveofourown.org/works/57551119/chapters/146431762
for the caged bird sings of freedom by itsthechocopuff - https://archiveofourown.org/works/31658633/chapters/78348887

Re: Gen Fics

[kaijinscendre]

I love Gen Fics so I got a ton bookmarked. These are mostly longer ones and TOO MANY RECS. But I started and didn't want to stop.

Teen Wolf https://archiveofourown.org/works/813642/chapters/1538604
Hobbit https://archiveofourown.org/works/840710/chapters/1602537
Cabin Pressure https://archiveofourown.org/works/944705
TWD https://archiveofourown.org/works/1209646/chapters/2472838
ST:AOS https://archiveofourown.org/works/1027024
Leverage https://archiveofourown.org/works/789450/chapters/1490846
Justified https://archiveofourown.org/works/4382558/chapters/9948137
Mad Max https://archiveofourown.org/works/4373732/chapters/9926966
Justified https://archiveofourown.org/works/770898/chapters/1446828
TWD https://archiveofourown.org/works/7541509/chapters/17147491
ST: AOS https://archiveofourown.org/works/9333671/chapters/21149429
Umbrella Academy https://archiveofourown.org/works/19051609/chapters/45254092
TW https://archiveofourown.org/works/6438712/chapters/14739274
The Witcher https://archiveofourown.org/works/33150724/chapters/82298269
GoT https://archiveofourown.org/works/12008379/chapters/27173181
TUA https://archiveofourown.org/works/26300695/chapters/64036696
BTVS https://archiveofourown.org/works/28878768
Mandalorian https://archiveofourown.org/works/28959012/chapters/71060928
TUA https://archiveofourown.org/works/26154466/chapters/63635500

Sherlock
https://archiveofourown.org/series/39226
https://archiveofourown.org/works/528099/chapters/935287
https://archiveofourown.org/series/23876
https://archiveofourown.org/works/149702

How long do I wait

[philstar22]

Hey, hoping I could get some advice. How long to I wait to message my doctor?

Hurt my back this morning. Saw doc monday. She thinks probably just strained muscles, gave me muscle relaxer and told me to heat it.

But today pain just keeps getting worse. Driving home was agony, and now I can't bend over without agony. I'm just laying in bed, crying, even after taking relaxer.

Is this normal for strained muscles? Do I just give it time? Or do I message her tomorrow?

Re: How long do I wait

[(Anonymous)]

Message her tomorrow. It sounds like it isn’t just not getting better, it’s getting worse. I had a similar experience with my knee and later with my ankle. Both times it turned out the injury was worse than first diagnosed.

I hope you can get some relief! Even if this is normal, you should get something for the pain.

Re: How long do I wait

[(Anonymous)]

I've had muscle strains that were this painful, it can be really bad. However, that it seems to be worsening and is bothering you so much is definitely worth discussing with your doctor. It could be a more serious injury, or they may be able to help with your symptoms. Getting it checked out again is a good idea. Good luck!

Re: How long do I wait

[(Anonymous)]

Muscle strain should be getting better in 24-48 hours, not worse. It still could be originally muscle strain but something else like a nerve is involved and you should contact your doctor. If you can, make a list of which positions are fine and which are excruciating, this will help the doctor diagnose.

Re: How long do I wait

[(Anonymous)]

I hope you woke up and magically felt better, and if not I hope you wrote to the doctor and they had a plan to get you to feeling better!