[ SECRET POST #6797 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6797 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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05. [WARNING for discussion of IRL rape/assault/pedophilia]




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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #972.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

... but you wouldn't mind if someone else made them for you! As always, including the fandom and full character names is a big help, and while I'm definitely not the world's greatest expert at secret design, I'll try my best. Please note that long comment secrets can be difficult to make with a good end result. Most of the time, I'll give it a shot but might not be able to make secrets where the text is so lengthy that I can't fit it into the limited space.

I'm trying something new with the comment secret thread and extending the deadline to comment until Sunday's post goes up. I'll monitor this thread until then, and hope the extra day will be more helpful for everyone.

Cheers,

a secret maker


P.S. Please don't worry if you've submitted a secret and it hasn't been posted yet. I usually post these threads before running out of the previous batch of secrets to get a head start on the next batch.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I love Brendon Urie's singing voice but I dislike his music.

There is maybe one Panic! song that I enjoy.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I am creeped out by faithful live action versions of stylized animated characters because the proportions are off in ways that make me really uncomfortable. This was mildly triggered by How to Train Your Dragon, but strongly triggered by a lot of anime and manga cosplay.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I follow a lot of pettubers and love cute animal channels. My entire follow page is cute animals. I am that mythical person that watches cute pet livestreams and buys sns emoji packs of someone else's adorable cat.

As soon as any of the content creators start giving their pets godawful baby talk voiceovers or using shitty auto translate AI voices in their videos though, I'm out. Sorry, cute animals. That shit is insufferable :(

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

ngl I don't feel bad at all pirating games full of AI art. what're the devs gonna do, cry about people's creative work being taken for free?

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

People should poop more in fiction.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

[Burn Notice, Michael and Fiona]

As a teenager, I saw so many parallels between their relationship and mine. Thankfully I was wrong, but it’s still embarrassing.

How many secrets?

[(Anonymous)]

Lovely person, how many secrets are you submitting this week before I submit mine?

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

My sole piece of Doctor Who headcanon is that Three smelled all the time of Hai Karate aftershave, but he never even used it. He just naturally smelled of Hai Karate and never knew why.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

The Wurzels have been shit since Adge Cutler died.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I hate how the MASH fandom is so divided over Hawkeye. On one hand you have the Military stans who hate Alan Alda like the devil, and seem to miss the point of the show. On the other you have the Saint Hawkeye fans who think he can do no wrong. And in the middle there is me, thinking Hawkeye is a well meaning guy, but with a lot of flaws and Ego which often gets in his own way. Which, I think, is how Alda wanted the character to be seen.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

It worries me that James Gunn doesn't seem to understand WHY his version of Jor El hasn't landed with audiences, as a movie maker he should understand stuff like that.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Supt. Chalmers is what you get when a Frank Grimes type decides it just ain't worth chasing that rabbit down the hole. Life lessons from The Simpsons, sometimes you just gotta learn to accept the absurd.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I love that DS9 had Odo be a fascist cop, right out the gate, but hate that they never came out and explicitly said this. Usually letting the viewer come to the conclusion on their own works out, but in this case, despite the plethora of evidence, a huge chunk of the viewership never did. He was always "one of the good ones" to them.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I had to stop following actors/musicians I like on social media. No one did anything wrong, but seeing them outside of their roles/performances made them seem more…human, I guess? Which isn’t a bad thing, but I have trouble putting into words why that makes me feel weird.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Star Trek Theory: to the Klingons the greatest human warrior and hero was El Cid. The guy died, and was still fighting! That is Klingon as f[bleep]! Convince me otherwise, I dare ya.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Temple of the Dog's Hunger Strike is one of the worst songs I ever heard.

(Sorry, grunge fans.)

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'll never forgive Ross Perot, his stupid election campaign killed Covington Cross.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

[Fandom: M.A.S.H]

I think Father Mulcahy is hot

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sad we never got more Birds of Prey movies

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I recently got into Kpop and no one knows. I just pre-ordered four different versions of the Stray Kids new album. There is no difference between the versions other than random concept cards. I feel so ashamed and embarrassed (but not enough to cancel the order).

Potentially spoilery for Materialists?

[(Anonymous)]

"Materialists" has all the vibes of a fanfic without the decency of a solid original work to back it up; over scripted, over directed, with no emotional centre to cling to and a female lead who either can't act or was made to act the part of the writer/director's self-insert... and what really frustrates me? I can see the bones of something that could have been brilliant, and moving, and funny. So disappointing.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Margo Robbie and Ryan Gosling were badly cast for the Barbie movie.

Half because they both have distinct features that mess with the "stereotypical version" of the dolls they were playing. They should have been way more generic-looking and you can't tell me that was unfindable in Hollywood.

Bigger half: THEY WERE TOO FUCKING OLD. You look at any Barbie history, she was billed as "The Teenage Fashion Model" from the very beginning, and on top of that explicitly stated to be 18, and as her matching accessory, so was Ken. These two look at least 30.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I've been a South Park fan pretty much since it started and was really relieved that Matt & Trey managed to bring it back this year.

Except the newest season sucks. They're just animating the headlines. I haven't cracked a single smile much less laughed.

s!b no one believes me that this isn't politically motivated. I want to laugh at the headlines, not see them playing out like a news segment.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

[The Lonely Island; "Here I Go"/"King of Queens" ]

This song has lived rent-free in my head since the first time I heard it. It's on my playlist and I sing along with it loudly in my car.

Bonus!Secret:
I mentally recast it nearly every time I hear it.
Lately, I've pictured Doug and Carrie (Kevin James and Leah Remini) as the couple performing the song, with Ray Romano as the white guy who gets snitched on, and Brad Garrett and Sherri Shepherd as the cops who arrest him.
I've decided it fits their characters perfectly.