[ SECRET POST #7051 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #7051 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[scene from The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 32 secrets from Secret Submission Post #1007.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

05. https://i.postimg.cc/1t852P5s/05a.jpg
[scene from The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)]

Transcript by OP

[fscom]

My favourite smut scenes are ones with minimal smut, maximum hilarity. Crack fics, bizarre censhorship, totally bypassing human physiology in order to commit to a bit? I'm 110% here for it!

[(Anonymous)]

They practise safe sex!

I love the Naked Gun movies.

Alternate secret.

[(Anonymous)]

I debated about what image to use for this because the OP didn't give any examples. My first instinct was to go with this:

https://i.postimg.cc/sfKWwGws/05.png

It's a sex scene from Hot Shots! Part Deux, starring Charlie Sheen and Valeria Golino where he's frying bacon and eggs on her stomach. But I feared it was too obscure, so went with Naked Gun instead. Here's the clip from the movie, for anyone who's interested:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ogVT5mpg6c

Cheers,

a secret maker

Re: Alternate secret.

[(Anonymous)]

I love both movies! Thanks for posting this bonus secret. You're the best, Secret Maker.

[(Anonymous)]

I stand by The Tall Guy having the best sex scene in cinema, it is just GOOFY.