[ SECRET POST #7051 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #7051 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[scene from The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 32 secrets from Secret Submission Post #1007.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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Name the fandom. And repeats, etc.

(If you think something in this thread is a troll, please ignore it! Conversation is fine, but OT wank makes stuff harder to keep track of in this thread. Thanks.)

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DAILY LINKS:

General comments → Off-topic discussion thread

Games thread → Thread for games/memes/etc.

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01. https://i.postimg.cc/PJZY6GFm/16.png

Transcript by OP

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The only thing I dislike about the Dungeon Crawler Carl fandom getting huge is the people complaining about the fandom getting huge.

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Transcript by OP

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I think it kind of sucks that there are no male gay characters in any of the animated ATLA media (that are visibly gay and not Dumbledored in). They can do several female queer characters no problem but gay men? /gasp Too risqué, apparently.

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Transcript by OP

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I'm rewatching Grey's Anatomy. And wow are all the men on this show terrible. I love almost all the women. But the men? The writers seem to think being "masculine" means being a dick.

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05. https://i.postimg.cc/1t852P5s/05a.jpg
[scene from The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)]

Transcript by OP

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My favourite smut scenes are ones with minimal smut, maximum hilarity. Crack fics, bizarre censhorship, totally bypassing human physiology in order to commit to a bit? I'm 110% here for it!

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Transcript by OP

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You know the problem with modern Star Trek?

They adopted common TV wisdom, and that is the opposite of what Trek used to be.

You know the old saying of "show, don't tell"?

Well old Trek used to defy that and was always "tell, don't show" to the point of the Briefing Room and Captain's Log being nearly Main Characters.

Make with more of the exposition and splainy, Trek fans actually love that shit.

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Transcript by OP

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Collapsed for length!

Re: Transcript by OP

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When I was a child (and American Girl wasn't even owned by Mattel yet back then), my parents decided me and my sister could both have an American Girl doll each. Those dolls were expensive even then, it still boggles my mind that some kids have like twenty.

I was a true doll girly. My sister was in it for the status symbol. She chose a modern day doll, and I wanted Samantha. She had the best accessories and she looked like me (in all honesty I was a dead ringer for Molly but didn't want to admit it.) My sister had a classmate/rival with a modern doll and an Addy. My sister bullied me into asking for Addy. For the rest of our childhoods, anytime I told her how mean that was because she knew I wanted Samantha, she'd call me a racist.

I bought a Samantha when I was a grown-up, but it's not the same. And I'm considering ratting my sister's behavior out to her kids as soon as they're old enough to understand how shitty that was.

TL:DR I'm still holding a childhood grudge against my sister for calling me racist for wanting a Samantha doll.

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NS, NF, etc.

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Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO images bigger than 600x600 in either direction (banners, et cetera).
2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

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General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please warn/post as 2nd comment so it collapses!
Please collapse images, too!)

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Games thread!

Reminder: "Secrets you don't want to make..." thread is still up!

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It'll be monitored until Monday's FS post goes up. You can leave your comment secrets here:

https://fandomsecrets.dreamwidth.org/3396582.html?thread=1155673574#cmt1155673574

Cheers,

a secret maker

Question

[philstar22]

Is it worth going to a doctor for a flu, given that there really isn't anything that can be done? Debating whether to go to urgent care tomorrow. Just not sure if it would be worth it.

Transcript

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I'm disgusted that they made a fucking Chlorox mod for Stardew Valley THAT'S A FUCKING AD LITERALLY WHAT THE HELL????? It's one of the most wholesome games and they're doing this to it. I hate it here.

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Sisters can be terrible. I'm sorry yours was so cruel.

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Is this a joke or is Chlorox slang for something offense?