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⌈ Secret Post #1126 ⌋

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OMNOMNOM I SURE LIKE SMEGMA.

I dont know, I loved the image, and this secret makes me Lulz pretty darn hard.

Meh, I cannot say how different it is for fic writters, but as far as it goes... You gotta choose your poison:

Why is this making me laugh so hard. I think I'm immature. XD

wtf am I even looking at.

Someone taking fact and.... exagerating it like hell on either end. I think it's supposed to be an uncut penis becoming erect or.... something. Or maybe a comparison of different kind of cuts that the artist dreamed up or....

Something.

ETA: New theory. It's a Vulcan penis. Fandom tells us they are odd.

Edited 2010-02-05 00:54 (UTC)

Yeah, like, some of it makes sense, and then like #8, I'm like, "Maybe you should go get that looked at, dude."

If Spock's penis looked like #8, I suddenly understand why he only has sex ever seven years.

DEAR LJ, STOP MAILING ME EVERYONE'S COMMENTS 5-10 TIMES, THANK YOU.

Well, with 8 it probably depends on what the female's anatomy is like. Which can't be too different cause we know they fit and work human men (T'Pol and Trip).

I know what you mean about the mail!

I don't know but it looks like the penises to the left are pooping a butt. From the urethra. I AM SO DISTURBED RIGHT NOW. D:

LMFAO!!

Oh god, that's what I was thinking too!

Also: WTF is going on in #8?

... I almost spit out my tea.

Is this a "one of these doesn't fit with the others" game?

Okay, it's true that some people are born with tight foreskins that need to be removed due to phimosis or whatever, but that's rare, it's not like everyone born with a foreskin has those related problems. Other than that, if you clean the foreskin, you don't have anything to worry about. Smegma builds up in any folds of the body that are warm and damp, like your armpits, or the folds of your labia, which is why all of these parts of your body need to be washed with SOAP AND WATER.

Actually, this could partially explain why ancient Egyptians and Hebrews did circumcision -- because it's kind of hard to wash your foreskin when you're wandering around in the desert. I'm sure there's a lot more to it than that (don't know about the Egyptians anyway) but that seems like a practical reason to do it, anyway.

Edited 2010-02-05 03:00 (UTC)

"folds of your labia" + "SOAP"

WTF? Jesus Christ, no. Unless you meant the outside, but the wording here suggests otherwise.

The vagina is self-cleaning. You don't wash it with soap.

I don't know about you, but it's not exactly "self-cleaning" -- you can end up with a lot of excess bacteria which causes all kinds of itchiness. I went to the doctor (female by the way) because I thought something was wrong with me, but she told me that it was just an excess of bacteria and that douching is even okay as long as you don't do it all the time -- I thought I had some kind of disease because it was itching so bad, but it was just dirty in there.

I got fed a lot of the whole "lol self-cleansing vagina" stuff growing up from feminist zines and my women's studies courses but look at this way, nobody tells men that their penis is self-cleaning because it isn't, it needs to be cleaned every once in awhile or else it's going to get all funky. I'm sure the VAGINA is self-cleaning but the labia aren't, and some women have bigger labia than others (some people have big ol' meat curtains). I mean, you piss, bleed and cum from inside there, stuff is going to build up inside your labia and of course you need to clean it every once in awhile, with water at least.

There's a difference between cleaning the folds of your labia and shoving soap or other crap up into your vagina, you know. It's not like I'm telling people to douche with Lysol, I'm just saying it's generally a good idea to keep your parts clean.

Edited 2010-02-05 21:47 (UTC)

The fuck, #1 looks like a drill.

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH

Aw come on why did you have to say that

(j/k, GL is already way full of bouncing titties)

*Virgin admits to enjoying this entire thread for educational purposes.*

Except now I need brain bleach.

OMG WHY DOES NUMBER FIVE STICK ITS TONGUE OUT AT ME? D:

Why did I have to click the link on your Twitter!!! LOL

#10 is like a turtle :D LMAO

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