[ SECRET POST #130 ]

[grayout.livejournal.com]

⌈ Secret Post #130 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Posting for Liz! Not sure if notfandom 1 is some fandom or not, didn't think so...

Don't forget to vote in the poll!

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 58 secrets from Secret Submission Post #019.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, [ 1 ] not!fandom.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Wednesday, May 16th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: Here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[grayout.livejournal.com]

LIKE... LIKE A VAGINIS

IT SOUNDS LIKE A DISEASE

[amazingjana.livejournal.com]

IT PROBABLY IS

WHEN YOU HAVE A PENIS

AND A VAGINA

I THINK THAT'S WHEN YOU START TO WORRY

[veevega.livejournal.com]

THIS THREAD WENT FROM BORING TO AWESOME IN .8 SECONDS

[amazingjana.livejournal.com]

PENIS

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

VAH JAY JAY

[grayout.livejournal.com]

HOW DO YOU KNOW IT MIGHT BE FUN

[amazingjana.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE

I HAVE A PENIS

AND A VAGINA

IT CAUSES PROBLEMS

PISS GOES EVERYWHERE

[grayout.livejournal.com]

I BET IT DOES

DID YOU TRY SITTING DOWN

[amazingjana.livejournal.com]

YES

BUT THE PENIS

IT IS ALWAYS UP

IT
GOES
EVERYWHERE

WHOOOSH

THAT'S WHY THE WALLS ARE YELLOW

[grayout.livejournal.com]

TRY PUSHING IT

[amazingjana.livejournal.com]

MY PENIS IS OVER NINE THOUSAND INCHES

YOU TRY PUSHING IT INTO A TOILET BOWL

I DARE YOU

GET A FACE FULL OF LASER

[grayout.livejournal.com]

HOW DO YOU KEEP CARS FROM ACCIDENTALLY RUNNING OVER IT

[amazingjana.livejournal.com]

IT'S TOO BIG FOR CARS TO RUN OVER

IF THEY DO GET TOO CLOSE

I JUST BLAST THEM AWAY WITH MAGICAL PISS

[grayout.livejournal.com]

BUT PISS ONLY COMES OUT THE END

UNLESS YOUR PENIS IS PERFORATED

LIKE A SPONGE

[amazingjana.livejournal.com]

MY PISS CAN TARGET HEAT

IS I PEE AND TELL IT TO FIND YOU

IT WILL

[grayout.livejournal.com]

IT UNDERSTANDS ENGLISH?

[amazingjana.livejournal.com]

IT UNDERSTANDS ENGLISH RUSSIAN GERMAN FRENCH JAPANESE CANTONESE KOREAN SPANISH

BASICALLY EVERYTHING

:)

IT ALSO KISSES PEOPLE HELLO

BUT THEN IT SPITS IN THEIR FACES ):

[kinneas.livejournal.com]

IT'S