[ SECRET POST #1423 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #1423 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Joseph Gordon-Levitt]


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[national treasures]


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[Ouran]


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[Outrageous Fortune]


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[Santa-Barbara]


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[TF2]


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[Offspring]


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[Chandon Pictures]


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[Formula 1 (Fernando Alonso, Nico Rosberg)]


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[Megamind]


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[Cardcaptor Sakura]


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(gunnerkrigg court)


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[Trying Human]


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[sailormoon german fan films (darkmoon fairytales and last soldier)]


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[Bleach]


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[DBZ]


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[Samurai Jack]


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[The Queen]


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[Top Chef Just Desserts]


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167. [SPOILERS for Toy Story 3]



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168. [SPOILERS for Death Note]



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169. [SPOILERS for Glee]



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170. [SPOILERS for Smallville]



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171. [SPOILERS for Inception]



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172. [SPOILERS for Misfits]



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173. [TRIGGER WARNING for eating disorders]

[The Hot chick]


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174. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]



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175. [TRIGGER WARNING for incest]



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Notes:

Late b/c huge!

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #202.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 1 2 - hit/ship/etc ], [ for the 500th time - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Show me a contemporary het relationship that's dramatic exotic and forbidden.
Okay discounting incest.

[(Anonymous)]

Show me a contemporary gay relationship that's dramatic, exotic, and forbidden.

[(Anonymous)]

easy imagine the head of CIA and the president coming out suddenly

[(Anonymous)]

You got the dramatic part, but that hardly qualifies as exotic and forbidden. Care to try again?

[case]

>insert every contemporary dramatic het movie ever made

A girl who grew up in a bad part of town becomes an amazing professional thief. A man who's the sole heir to a huge fortune meets her, somehow discovers her secret, and is fascinated by her. His parents try to forbid him trying to see her because her alter-ego is a poor girl who lives in the slums and they think she's beneath him, his friends don't understand why he'd want to be with her and keep trying to get him affianced to some other nice rich girl, and the girl likes the guy, but she refuses to just marry him and start living off his money because she has her own pride to think about and also a criminal record that could get them both in huge trouble if they're married and the law figures out who she really is. They argue about morals all the time, the cops are after the girl, she ends up being hired to steal things from the guy's parents, she's caught doing it, and he gives up his comfortable life to run away with her when she escapes and they disappear into the city.

Turn that girl into a guy and oh no its gay but that doesn't add much more drama/exotic plot/forbidden romance, because all of that's already there.

That enough?

(Don't even try to argue that it's dramatic/exotic/forbidden because the girl and guy aren't Mr. and Mrs. Boring Surburbia. The dramatic, exotic, forbidden GAY relationships are rarely between Mr. and Mr. Boring Suburbia anyway.)

NAYRT

[(Anonymous)]

Write this.

Re: NAYRT

[(Anonymous)]

YES PLEASE DO

[(Anonymous)]

fsr I like the het version of that story better than the slash version even when I switch the genders in my head, and I'm a slash fan.

[case]

Huh, me too. It's the inverted superhero trope that does it, I think? Or at least for me. Instead of a male hero telling a damsel that she can't be with him because it's dangerous for her because of those random bad guys and he might not be around to protect her~~~, it's a female villain-protagonist telling a helpless civilian that he'll have to leave his life behind because SHE'S going THAT way, and if he wants to tag along, that's cool but she isn't waiting up because, UH ILU but the cops are coming --

/rolls this story idea around, HAHAHA

(whoa posted this anon the first time somehow)

[(Anonymous)]

Is that a real movie? I like it.

[case]

Nah, I just randomly made it up HAHA

[relmneiko.livejournal.com]

Twilight. LOL

[(Anonymous)]

Not the anon you're talking about, but I think that anon was asking for contemporary realistic relationships, more like those the other people provided. Twilight doesn't count because it's not exactly something that could happen in real life. Vampires, werewolves, that stuff is fantasy.

[relmneiko.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know. I just wanted to make a snarky comment~

[(Anonymous)]

I'm white, 24, dorky, known to my friends, family and co-workers as being creeped out by the idea of being intimate with another person, and from a mostly Catholic family of mild to severe racists. I'm dating a married man who's wife is aware of and approves of our relationship, is a fellow dork, is black, and is a superior rank than myself in the military.

We have to keep our relationship a secret until his contract is up, so that he (or both of us) doesn't go to non-judicial punishment for adultery (which they will still do, despite his wife hi-fiving him over the phone the night he took my virginity) Some of our co-workers will be fully disgusted with me when the news does eventually come out (which it will. You cannot keep your personal life a secret for very long in the military). Not to mention, we're deployed overseas right now, and chances to be together are slim and dangerous and require a lot of sneakyness.

My mother is meeting him when she visits this spring, after I get back. I'm not sure if she's going to hug him for acheiving the impossible and getting me in bed, or if she'll disown me as a homewrecker. My father will flip shit for giving up the V-card to a black guy. My best friend already hates him, because he didn't tell her he was in an open relationship before we hooked up and she feels betrayed by the news. My sister thinks this all would make the world's greatest sitcom.

Your move, Anon.