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⌈ Secret Post #1812 ⌋

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30. http://i.imgur.com/kby6y.jpg

I can totally see them fucking, but I can't see them kissing. It's hard to find fanfiction that doesn't turn them kind of schmoopy. I want the messed-up crazee!!!

you sound 14.

I thought the same thing. Especially after seeing the emoticon.

Yeaaaaah. Same.

Joker is one of the few characters that I just can't ship with anyone (not even Harley). It just wigs me out too much (though I don't begrudge people who do ship Joker pairings)

The idea that Joker has a crush on Batman isn't really all that out there though, since he has been written before as kind of creepily flirtatious towards Batman. It's definitely not reciprocated though.

I do kind of ship them, but not in a romantic sense. I'm pretty sure any kind of sex between them would be entirely non-consensual on Bruce's part. But I kinda ship Joker/Robin more, which I keep as my dirty little secret. Especially because it's any Robin. Again, it would be totally non-con. But Joker's got a soft spot for Dick as the original, and then he feels like he 'claimed' Jason with Death In The Family, and he actually calls dibs on killing Tim (both during their first meeting and during Batman R.I.P. when he's apparently been promised Robin as his own after Batman's death), and he calls Steph the prettiest little Robin ever or something similar when he goes after Blask Mask for killing her, and (in my mind) he totally had dirty thoughts about Damian beating the shit out of him. *hangs head in shame*

No shame in thinking that. This IS Joker we're talking about.

But Joker's got a soft spot for Dick

lulz

nonono, no shame. Joker TOTALLY creeps on the Robins

Werewolves turn into slavering, murderous MONSTERS that actively seek victims to rip apart. AIDS patients do not.

(no subject)

mutantjules.livejournal.com - 2011-12-21 01:42 (UTC) - Expand

I... don't feel so alone anymore in my super secret Joker/Robin ship. Finally, someone else understands! The ship is mostly guilty pleasure to me, like a couple other unusual (and detested) DC comics pairings. They're all secret because over-invested fangirls on lj flip out like crazy whenever someone dares to pair up their speshul Joker with anyone BUT Harley or Batman. How dare you ship something else?

Batman.

Batman is capitalized.

While we're nitpicking spelling and grammar, it's because, friends, DCU (unless you're doing it for tone/internet reasons, which I kind of do sometimes), and plausible.
Can't say I know much about the canon, though. You just set my editor sirens going. Weewooweewoo etc.

Bad Romance started playing on my shuffle randomly when read this comments thread... weird.

so how's middle school treating you

and it's not even the ship itself that makes me say that

it's

EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT THIS SECRET

i smell either middle-schooler or troll (the comic sans is a red flag so big you could do semaphore with it)

THIS. The way this secrets typed out pretty much screams it.

If not, it's a decent troll.

The " ^_^ " kills me.

Comic sans and terrible spelling equals TROLL ALERT.
And who uses .jpg anymore, srsly

ikr

w/e, jpg is totally acceptable for the internet.

Honestly don't think this is a troll, because this is actually kind of a well-represented opinion in comics fandom, in a this-is-my-secret-guilty-pleasure sort of way. It's not obscure or controversial enough to be trollish. After The Dark Knight, Batman/Joker became a much bigger deal, and the glut of Arkham City secrets recently seem to indicate that the game has reestablished the pairing's popularity again. I agree the format is something you might see in troll secrets, but I reckon either the OP hasn't lurked here long and doesn't know that certain fonts and formats get ripped to shreds, or they DO know and they're being extremely cunning about hiding their identity by using comic sans/jpeg/whatever to distance the secret from their usual style.

IA

(Anonymous) - 2011-12-20 22:10 (UTC) - Expand

God knows I love this pairing with all the strength in my shriveled black heart, but I suspect if the universe ever turned itself inside out enough for them to actually come to a point where they chose to fuck, one or both of them wouldn't survive the experience.

.....never thought about that, but yeah, I'm with this.

I'm fascinated by the way they interact but don't really ship it. I can't see it happening unless it's non-con or Batman gives into some repressed urges and tries to deny anything happened. It could probably work from the POV that they are kinda obsessed with each other and need an outlet. I really can't get into romantic fics about this pairing though :\

I can't do the straight-up romance thing with it either, despite shipping it. They can never truly meet each other halfway. For their relationship to not be miserable and antagonistic would require the destruction of at least one of them as the person they currently are. And yet, in a bizarre kind of way they understand each other. I can't ever see them coming to terms, but there are these brief moments, in some interpretations, where they're on the same wavelength and it's like, holy shit, if things were just a little different. It feels like they're both aware of that somewhat and the fact that they can never change each other, but keep offering the hand across, is why I'm both fascinated by the idea of them wanting each other and unable to reconcile the thought of it ever actually happening (or at least, in a way that would make either of them happy).