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⌈ Secret Post #1815 ⌋

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HAHA! aaah that's awesome, yeah I mean work is work right? And it's not exactly a fun line of work usually. Now I want to write a whole book from a hookers point of view where they think just like that.

Oh man, I would read the hell out of that book.

I'm sorry, but I started laughing when you wrote, "Could Cthulhu be a girl?"

this just reminds me of that interview with James Deen where the chick asked him if he finds sex boring, and he was like "honestly, when I'm in a relationship I just want to cuddle and make out."

Who is James Deen?

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(Anonymous) - 2011-12-23 01:39 (UTC) - Expand

childings.livejournal.com - 2011-12-23 01:47 (UTC) - Expand

stella-down.livejournal.com - 2011-12-23 02:10 (UTC) - Expand

slightly OT but does anyone else think his balls look weird
like they're so perfectly spherical that it looks kinda funny
nice dick though

Thanks to this secret I will think about Cthulhu next time I have sex (even though I'm not a hooker).

I've always wanted a fic where one half of the pairing is a prostitute and the other is just their boyfriend/girlfriend who was never a customer or whatever, since I think, like you do, that being a hooker probably isn't sexy, but to me it's definitely interesting and that sort of scenario would be as well.

Yep, that's pretty much how it works for a lot of sex workers (http://happyendingz.blogspot.com/2007/12/just-another-day-in-office.html)

I don't usually start worrying about my milk until it's been a couple weeks at least.

miss-makiba.livejournal.com - 2011-12-23 02:25 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2011-12-23 02:34 (UTC) - Expand

As long as it's skim milk you are fine. I believe they say you can go up to 3 weeks there. But they higher the Milk fat the more problematic it gets and the sooner it should be thrown out.

well i read a lot about this for a class last semester and i definitely wouldn't say that prostitutes as a rule never enjoy their work? i mean some of them do have relationships with clients and such to the point where it becomes an issue of hookers looking down on each other for getting something out of their job (as opposed to just "shutting off" during the sex, which is viewed by most as the proper thing to do).

so i wouldn't say that it's that improbable. but i'm not going to argue that anything linneus does is particularly realistic, either. (because... lol linneus.) i like axis's storyline a lot more because it makes sense to me that his thing with rhys would matter to him since he doesn't usually fuck guys.

Yeah, that's my main problem with it too. Well, that and the OOCness it tends to have.

You make a good point! I'm sure after so many run-throughs, it can get kind of routine. Also, I died when I read the Cthulhu comment. xD

Does anyone know where I can read the comic in the background?

http://teahousecomic.com/

Edited 2011-12-23 02:02 (UTC)

Could Cthulhu be a girl?

lol

Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

My mate is a sex worker & while a lot of the time she's just thinking "oh, I forgot to vacuum yesterday", that's not always. She does get a good number of clients who she does have a good time with. She's told me a lot of the guys over 35 are great & go out of their way to make sure she enjoys the sex too. And she has a few regulars that she genuinely likes & enjoys sleeping with them.

So yeah, it's not always "when's he going to finish?" =)

I thought the point of hookerfic was to have it fucked up and then rescue the character with some h/c... or are people actually writing it like the hooker loves being a hooker?

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(Anonymous) - 2011-12-23 05:35 (UTC) - Expand

Sex with a partner you do care about/love and who is even trying to pleasure you can go like that sometimes too...

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(Anonymous) - 2011-12-23 16:30 (UTC) - Expand

Is hooker!fic actually a popular thing? I've never seen any in my fandoms.

The secret seriously made me lol though. Ngl, I've wondered what hookers think when they're with a customer.

rosehiptea.livejournal.com - 2011-12-23 03:25 (UTC) - Expand

I want fic like that. I'd be awesome.

I think hookerfic has become a weird new version of the blushing virgin trope. The blushing virgin has obviously never had sex, so everything is new and exciting and overwhelming. The hooker version of that is the hooker has had lots of sex, causing sex to become mundane or boring for them, something they equate with work. Then in swoops another character who is a highly skilled lover, and makes the hooker feel like a virgin, because they're just that good.

oflittlebrain.livejournal.com - 2011-12-23 06:20 (UTC) - Expand

icarian-ink.livejournal.com - 2011-12-26 03:45 (UTC) - Expand

I agree so very much. Plus, it's usually pretty cliche and OOC to boot. Then again, I don't really much care for reading fandom porn at all, so I'm probably a little biased.

captain-emily.livejournal.com - 2011-12-23 03:57 (UTC) - Expand