[ SECRET POST #1872 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1872 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.


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02.
[Hobo with a Shotgun]


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03.
[That Mitchell and Webb Look]


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04.
[The Secret Circle]


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05.
[How I Met Your Mother]


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06.
[Les Miserables]


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07.
[Code Geass]


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08.
[Star Trek]


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09.
[Pound Puppies]


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10.
[NCIS]


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11.
[Mass Effect 3]


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12.
[Glee]


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13.
[Brave New World]


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14.
[Star Trek DS9]


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15.
[Brazil]


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16.
[Rob Liefeld/Ioana Spangenberg]


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17.
[Suzumiya Haruhi]


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18.
[A:tLA]


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19.
[Video Games Awesome!, Skyward Sword Long Haul]


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20.
[Toy Story]


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21.
[Being Human]


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22.
[G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra]


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23.
[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]


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24.
[How I Met Your Mother]


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25.
[Hetalia]


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26. [SPOILERS for Mass Effect 3]



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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]










27. [TRIGGER WARNING for sexual abuse]

[Revolutionary Girl Utena]


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28. [TRIGGER WARNING for suicide]
[SPOILERS for The Hunger Games]



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29. [TRIGGER WARNING for non-con and sex between minors]



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30. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]

[Sherlock]


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31. [TRIGGER WARNING for shotacon]
http://i.imgur.com/JJapK.png
[linked for (censored) porny stuff]









Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #267.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - hit/ship/spiration ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

26.
http://i42.tinypic.com/e005fb.jpg

[myrasis.livejournal.com]

wow, really? that's kinda cute, though for this to not be completely out of the blue ME3 would have to deliver on some actual squad interactions, so yay. then again with bioware lately, who knows if they will. -_-

[lunarwhirl.livejournal.com]

... They did? I wonder what's going to happen in my game, then, considering I paired my femShep with Garrus. :x

[dethtoll.livejournal.com]

god DAMMIT

[jessieheart.livejournal.com]

This secret couldn't have waited three more weeks??? I'm not angry about spoilers or anything, but come on, OP, if you'd only waited... I have a feeling that this topic is goign to be a HUGE area of debate amongst the fandom...

...but maybe that's the point? Did you want to be the first one to bring it up or something?

Ah, anyway, I'm not the biggest fan of Garrus/Tali myself, but it's cute enough. I don't think that they ever had that much basis for a relationship... Well, I guess that's not true. If I recall their Shaodw Broker dossiers correctly, they're both fans of Fleet and Flotilla, which won awards for its portrayal of "Turian and Quarian relationships".... So maybe Tali has a kink for Turians and Garrus has a kink for Quarians? IDK.

I think that Tali had much more chemistry with Kal'Reegar, and that a relationship with him has a lot more basis and would have made a lot more sense, but whatever. *shrugs*

[(Anonymous)]

This is a joke, right? I had a Shepard who romanced Garrus, have a brother whose Shepard romanced Tali, and now I'm curious. (Or is it like Isabela/Fenris where it'd only happen if one of them wasn't romanced?)

[lipstickcrisis.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda mad at myself for reading this and spoiling myself but... what's done is done I guess!

I think I'm in the minority here but I'm actually super pleased with that? Their elevator interactions in ME1 were just hilarious. I dunno, I think it'd be really cute. I'm totally all over that.

[radian]

Wait, what?

It's like in DA2 when Fenris and Isabela hooked up if they didn't start a relationship with Hawke first, right?

[lolofielding.livejournal.com]

Okay that's....random.

[ariseishirou.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'm hoping the new James Vega guy is male!Shep's new same-sex romance.

[(Anonymous)]

Troll secret, or leak, or what?

[ciilantro.livejournal.com]

..What?

Are you trollin' anon or is this true?

wat.

[vivalana.livejournal.com]

GAAAAH I SCROLLED TOO FAST!

[micromyni.livejournal.com]

I think it makes sense, to be perfectly honest. They both were part of the original crew, turian/quarian couples are fairly common enough so that there's a movie about it(Fleet and Flotilla), and they snark with each other quite easily. I support this pairing. But then again, I pick the crackiest ships for Mass Effect, I've been told. Tali/Legion, Veetor/Kal, Shepard/everyone...

[(Anonymous)]

but god damn it kal'reegar is so much better! my ship is truly sunk. someone spoil this game for me even more, does he show up at all in ME3?

[streetcake.livejournal.com]

Part of me wants to d'aww into oblivion and the other part want to cry over my ships.

Phooey, will there be no Shepard/Tali/Garrus options ever? It would be awesome if they made Kal a romantic option in this case because god damn that is a fine piece of quarian ass.

[(Anonymous)]

I think they'd be really cute together...

[aetter.livejournal.com]

So I'm divided between 'could be cute' and NO DAMNIT TALI/KAL'REEGAR NEEDED TO HAPPEN. Tsk, we'll see.

[kyuusei.livejournal.com]

I... what? Seriously?

I don't care that I spoiled myself by reading this because I will keep Shepard faithful to Garrus (my Mass Effect OTP, damnit). I can't even bring MShep to romance Tali, she seems too much like a baby sister to me. And I'd rather have seen her with Kal'Reeger. Tali and Garrus never struck me as having that chemistry, I guess.

If you weren't forced to kill one of them off in Virmire in ME1, I'd rather see Ashley/Kaidan together.

[oddityangel.livejournal.com]

Could be cute, though I like the idea of it playing out in a 'we're familiar with and relatively comfortable with each other, let's just try dating/hooking up to see where it goes' sort of way, followed by a 'this is awkward, back to being squad-mates (but with a new appreciation of one another)' conversation.

[(Anonymous)]

Phahahaa....

Fail Troll is fail.

[(Anonymous)]

Wat.

[(Anonymous)]

And this couldn't have waited a little longer? I've been trying to avoid ME3 spoilers, thanks. I can understand wanting to get it off your chest, but still... not cool, bro.

[anna-sinistra.livejournal.com]

gdi, I was hoping I'd be able to romance Tali on my fem!Shep.

[viserys.livejournal.com]

I've read all of the leaked scripts and info, and this wasn't in a single one of them.

OP is trolling.