[ SECRET POST #1979 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1979 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Friending Meme if people want to add each other on DW!

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 115 secrets from Secret Submission Post #283.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[femme_androgyne]

THIS ONE TIME, I WENT INTO A FANDOM COMM, AND I WAS, "WHO WANTS TO SEE MY HET FIC? :D :D :D" (THE :D'S WERE ACTUALLY IN THE QUOTATIONS--I SPOKE THEM AND EVERYTHING!) AND THE SLASH FANS ALL LOOKED OVER THEIR KEYBOARDS SIMULTANEOUSLY AT THE DISTURBANCE THEY FELT IN THE FORCE, AND THEY LINKED UP INTO A SINGLE, WELL-LUBRICATED HIVE MIND, AND THEY BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN. OVER THE INTERTUBES. THIS IS A TRUE STORY. TRULY.

[veronica_rich]

I ONCE TRIED TO POST A F/M STORY IN MY PREDOMINANTLY M/M FANDOM, AND THOR CAME DOWN AND FORCED ME TO WATCH HIM SERVICING LOKI UNTIL MY EYES FELL OUT FROM CRYING AT THE LACK OF A VAGINA. AND NOBODY WAS LEFT IN THE WORLD WHO WOULD WRITE TAB A INTO SLOT B. BECAUSE WE HAD TAKEN ALL THE PAGES UP ON THE WWW.

THIS. HAPPENED. JUST. TODAY.

[femme_androgyne]

OMG! I AM HERE FOR YOU, COMRADE! TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT THE FINE AND ANCIENT PRACTICE OF PUTTING PENISES INTO VAGINAE FOR MUTUAL SEXUAL PLEASURE AND PROCREATION NEVER DIES.

[(Anonymous)]

A+ for both of you. You win the internets.