[ SECRET POST #1981 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1981 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 68 secrets from Secret Submission Post #283.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

12. http://i.imgur.com/LFBev.png

[visp.livejournal.com]

Heh. Dirty thoughts have kept me amused through many a boring speech, meeting or class.

[(Anonymous)]

Me too, and you can add "religious service" to the list.

(Yes, I am going to hell, especially since I only go to services voluntarily so I should be able to pay some damn attention.)

[malurette]

Me three.

(Hmm, writing in my head delicious Wolverine/Nightcrawler porn during sermon...)

[(Anonymous)]

Hah! At times when I'm bored, sometimes RIGHT in front of my family I'll start thinking of smut, sometimes with my own characters but usually the ones from my fandom. XD I think a lot of us do that, you're not alone, OP.

[intrigueing.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yeah :D

[(Anonymous)]

How are you signing in with Livejournal?

[intrigueing.livejournal.com]

a) click "Log in with open ID" at the top of the page: scroll down and you'll see a little text box labeled "OpenID URL" type your entire LJ URl, not just your username (mine would be "intrigueing.livejournal.com") Then you'll be logged in.

b) For particular comments, don't log in at the top. Instead, when you hit reply, click the "more options" button beside the preview button at the bottom. You will be directed to a new page with three options: Anonymous, Open ID, and Dreamwidth Account. Select "Open ID". When you do this, a little text box labeled "Identity URL" will pop up. Type your entire livejournal URL (for me it's "intrigueing.livejournal.com"), not just your username. Then select the little box under it that says "Log in?" After you do this, write your comment and hit post comment like normal. You'll be redirected to a page asking if you want to pass your identity on to DW. Select either "just this time" or "yes always".

[ms-cucumber.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[(Anonymous)]

I do this when I'm in church.

[kallanda_lee]

This was me in every boring class ever. I actually liked most of my jobs, but I'd totally do it if I had to do meetings.

[rbhudson]

Boring lectures :P

[barnabys_bane]

I do this when my aunt is waxing poetic about Crossfit.

[thewordlovely]

Yes, one of the reasons I'm so glad to be female.

[(Anonymous)]

I DO THIS ALL THE TIME. I don't know how I'd get through life if I didn't have a ladyboner 60% of the time.

[philstar22]

I do this all the time when I'm bored. Not always porny fantasies. Sometimes just general fandom fantasies. But sometimes porny fandom fantasies. And yes, I'm glad I'm a girl for that reason too.

[(Anonymous)]

Same. Any time I'm doing something by rote, cooking/laundry/casual conversations I'm off in pornoland. Only sometimes the porny thought go off into deep thoughts about anthropology or word origin or some other nerdy thing and then I get privately embarrassed that I'm not even a good letch.

[(Anonymous)]

read that as pony fantasies, oops

[sky_queen3]

I've done that during school and courses...

[(Anonymous)]

Browsing my mental porn folder to get through an unbelievably boring meeting? Doing this right now. It works.

[(Anonymous)]

So much yes. It is SO GREAT to be able to have dirty fantasies without worrying about visible physical reactions.

[(Anonymous)]

way to be lame at your job?

[(Anonymous)]

This. If this was a guy mentally cruising porn at work, people would be shouting OP down as a pervert instead of clapping them on the back and saying 'me too'. No matter what gender you are, it's still kind of ooky.

[(Anonymous)]

Why? What does it matter what you're thinking as long as you're not sharing it? I'll perv on colleagues and think thoughts, but I'm not ever going to stare at their tits and visibly drool, which is the entitlement that people fundamentally have a problem with, with males.

If you were telepathic and wandered around, I bet you'd either think the entire human race was wildly disgusting, creepy, violent, pathetic, silly, and inappropriate, or you'd chill a little.