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⌈ Secret Post #1991 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

haha, i'm sorry to agree with the other anons, but yes guys say this to everybody. you have to give a truly abysmal beej to not get this kind of praise. But congrats on not giving an abysmal beej!

tbqh, I think they think you "get around" because you gave them head (excitedly, or often.) that's not fair obviously, but i think that's where the assumption comes from. myself, if i had to stereotype, i'd associate "enthusiastic blowjobs" with youth or inexperience. not in a bad way.

just that, once you actually have got around a lot, like i admit i have, it can be hard to remain eager about blowjobs. once you've given over 100, it's pretty hard to want to give one to any man who isn't an absolute god at giving me oral (and as generous as I am.)

YMMV of course. just my 2 cents that the guys have it backwards. its easier to be excited about your 10th bj then your 200th. that's when it starts to feel like work and you start to resent that lazy motherfucker for not coming within the first 2 minutes.

[(Anonymous)]

This so hard. And it just makes it worse if he starts to try and make them something he's "owed" ("I had a crap day so make me feel better."/"Hey, I want to celebrate!"/"How bad do you want to xxxx?").

If on top of that, he refuses to return the favour? He's lucky it's not getting bitten off. "Enthusiasm," hah.

Yay marriage.

[fuchsiascreams]

Agree. Although my boyfriend is great about not being into anything that I'm not also getting pleasure out of (i.e. he much prefers to give me oral than to receive oral from me), it really pisses me off when men in general think that a blow job is something that they've earned just by doing something as mundane as making the fucking bed. Or even better, guys who you've JUST met that think it's their right to receive a blow job from a girl they're hooking up with, or who they just started dating. Slightly unrelated, almost, but just a few hours ago I was on Tinychat with a couple of my friends, and this guy messaged me and asked me to watch him jack off on webcam. I said no and he immediately launched into this barrage of insults, calling me a whore and a slut and a cocktease, because clearly the only reason I logged onto Tinychat was to reveal myself, and if I wasn't, then what was I doing wearing such revealing clothes with such large breasts? According to him, I should have worn something that went all the way up to my neck so that men like him could have avoided being "confused" and "getting the wrong message" from the fact that I had large breasts.

Also, I was reading Cosmopolitan magazine one time (I know, I know - guilty pleasure), and this girl was telling a story about a guy who literally kicked her out of his bed during a one-night stand because she refused to give him a blow job. To me, blowjobs are a boyfriend privilege - you can NEVER expect to get a BJ from me unless I care about your personal pleasure. And if we're having a one night stand, I honestly could not give a fuck less about whether or not you're getting off.

/endrant.

[(Anonymous)]

I agree with this, I think it's really important that people only do things they really want to sexually. It's a consent thing as well. So if someone is coerced, even if it's by the bloke insisting they've earnt it or whatever, it feels a bit dubious to me. I think a lot of women really don't like giving blow jobs, and you know, why should they? I have a very strong gag reflex, even cleaning my teeth can be a challenge. I think that's a common problem.

I always think if a person thinks you should agree to do things you don't want to, they can go find someone else who wants to do that thing, it's just not worth it, and if the guy cares about you, he won't try and push you into it. If he does try, well maybe re evaluation of the relationship is in order.

[(Anonymous)]

Very much agreed! I also think reciprocation is key... If you're giving a bloke a blowjob, why shouldn't he perform oral on you in return? Or at least get you off some other way... *eyeroll* Guys who think they have the right to BJs without returning the pleasure in some way are, imo, bastards.

[(Anonymous)]

Erm...in that case, I have a question. I thought this sounded on the edge of risky when it was said, but I don't know. I've been dating someone for over a year and a half now, and about half a year ago was asked to have vaginal sex. From the beginning of the relationship, I'd made it clear that I wasn't comfortable with male+female sexual actions, though we'd sort of worked up to making out shirtless and so forth.
Trying to explain to him how I felt, I asked (and I realize this sounds somewhat bitchy and passive-aggressive, but I felt sort of concerned myself) whether, if our situations were reversed, if he were a girl, if he would be able to have penetrative/vaginal sex with someone no problem. He answered, "If I loved them." Which, well, yes, is a logical/valid--perhaps the most valid--response, also felt a bit like, "If you love me, you'll do it." Is that ok?
I'm feeling like there's no real answer to this.

Also, LOL, this has very little to do with blow jobs, except that I'm not at all comfortable with the idea of them either. x''D

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, wonderful, the 'you'll do this for me if you love me, if you don't you must not' thing. That's manipulation, imo. I had the same argument thrown at me when I was abused as a child. Don't fall for it, nonnie. Don't do anything you don't feel comfortable or ready to do!

[(Anonymous)]

What anon above me said. That's guilt-tripping, pure and simple.

Look at it the other way around: If he really loves you, he won't pressure you into something you're not ready for.

sa

[(Anonymous)]

As an addendum: If you never feel ready or comfortable, he should respect that too. Getting to have sex with you shouldn't be a goal of sorts that the whole relationship is leading to, or the pay-off of all his "work". If he views it that way, I think it's time to rethink this relationship.

[(Anonymous)]

What anon above me said. If you don't feel comfortable with something and you let the other partner know, but they still force THEIR views on you, they aren't respecting you. I don't see how a relationship like that will end well since there is no mutual respect.

http://pervocracy.blogspot.ca/2011/07/why-does-she-stay-with-that-jerk.html?m=1

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, yes. The "Why did you go an have such large breasts if you weren't interested in having sex with me?" argument. Pisses me off royally, and I say this as a small-boobed woman.

[honestys_easy]

Ugh, this, completely. Disclosure: it's very easy to give me an orgasm. So, when I have sex, I tend to have a lot of them in one session. My ex-boyfriend decided that, since he gave me so many orgasms during sex and he could only have one, I should then give him enough BJs to equal that number. Fuck. That. Shit. It's not my fault men can't have multiple orgasms, deal with it.

[(Anonymous)]

Hahahahah

[(Anonymous)]

Is that the reason he's now your ex? XD

[(Anonymous)]

If so, I'm glad. He's an entitled fuck and doesn't deserve her.

cannot unsee

[(Anonymous)]

I keep thinking your icon is someone's upper face - nose, eye, eyebrows, mole, and hairline. D: