[ SECRET POST #2002 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2002 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 066 secrets from Secret Submission Post #286.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - text comments ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

06. http://i.imgur.com/Xszyz.jpg

[luxshine]

According to canon... nope, he doesn't kill the other person and, if Dormmamu's sister is to be believed... he's very good.

Why do I know this, I have no idea.

[(Anonymous)]

... I did not know that. I was coming here to say "He doesn't, stupid, he can have sex as Bruce Banner, not as the Hulk." But apparently he does. And now I want to barf.

[luxshine]

Well, he can also have sex as Bruce Banner, if we believe Betty Ross. But for some reason, at least two writers have decided to give us the canonical information that gamma radiation makes you *very* good in bed.

But as Hulk, he's got at least one very pissed stalker who didn't like that Hulk turned into Banner, and one son so...

[(Anonymous)]

But wasn't it kind of implied that the reason Umar survived having sex with the Hulk was because she's a superpowered sorceress from another dimension? Although it's been a long time since I read the comic where that happened, so I could be remembering it wrong...

[luxshine]

Well, yes. However, When Bruce married Betty, he was locked in Hulk mode (but with his normal intelligence)and it seemed that they were *quite* close together. And I believe he also had a lover/girlfriend during the Panthenon's arc, when he was also locked in Hulk mode.

[writerserenyty]

....good to know for reasons. (mostly fanfic).

[(Anonymous)]

Avengers fandom can help you with that, anon, if you want to know more. In great detail.

Although from what little I've encountered it in the comics, his problem there is less hulking out during, and more de-hulking in the afterglow. MOST AWKWARD MORNINGS AFTER EVER.

[(Anonymous)]

This is addressed in the comics??

[luxshine]

Yep. In the Secret Defenders comic.

She was SO not pleased.

[elaminator]

Wow, the things you learn from fandomsecrets. That's...idek what that is. I'm a bit confused and disturbed.

[habilelapin]

I'm just intrigued. I have managed to disturb myself.

[ansley15]

It is my canon that the Hulk is a never-nude, and that is why the cutoffs stay on even when he hulks.

[j_lunatic]

Why does Dreamwidth not have "LIKE!" buttons?

[insanenoodlyguy]

Sorry pal. He's been nude several times in the comics. Sometimes in public.

[diet_poison]

...wow.

Okay, so apparently from reading the comments, this is a thing that happens in comic-verse? Not sure how to feel about that.

But if you (like me) are only familiar with movie canon...I'm inclined to go with the angle that yes, there would be a chance of him hulking out during sex and it could be very dangerous.

That's probably partly because I read this fic, which is one of my favorites. It features a pairing that I like, though it's not my OTP. There isn't any actual sex in the fic (though they do come close), but the dynamic and fears of what would happen during sex are addressed.

[dazzledfirestar]

Actually, it's been dealt with in the movie verse too. In the Edward Norton version (which is still canon as far as I know) he and Betty were making out like teenagers and he made her stop because he can't "get excited about anything". The Hulking out is related to heart rate so... there you go.

[castorochiaro]

...see, my immediate reaction to this was remembering that scene in The Incredible Hulk where Bruce is trying to have sex and he can't because his heart is racing too fast.

Happy times.

[(Anonymous)]

AO3 answers that question in great detail...with several different people, men and women. And Luxshine- I heart your icon so very much. :) <3

I have ze solution

[ooh_mrdarcy]

In my headcanon he practices tantric sex, which is all about keeping calm, so he doesn't hulk out during.

Re: I have ze solution

[(Anonymous)]

You are very wise.

[(Anonymous)]

I try not to think about it, OP. But, as many people have said, there are answers and fic for that if you want them.

[netbug009]

This is one of those days where I click on a secret's thread and wonder why on Earth I wanted to read the comments in the first place.

[(Anonymous)]

In the MCU, his girlfriend tries to go for sex but he denies her because his heart rate going up brings out the Hulk and he doesn't want to hurt her. Therefore, he's celibate.

[luxshine]

Movie-verse or Marvel Ultimate verse? Because he has had sex in the 616 continuity both as Hulk and as Banner.

Marvel Ultimate... I think the less is said about Hulk's sex drive there, the better.