[ SECRET POST #2002 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2002 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 066 secrets from Secret Submission Post #286.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - text comments ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

15. http://i.imgur.com/V4o1t.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

GO on with your bad self, anon! I'll be happy to take Stark off your hands.

[lunabee34]

Aw, man. I was hoping to call dibs first. LOL

[(Anonymous)]

I have a feeling there's enough to go around.

[lunabee34]

I bet you're right. And if I have to start in on Pepper, to tide me over, well, I think I can handle that just fine. :)

[elaminator]

Oh man, I wish I still had a Halo icon.

You know OP, I totes understand this. While I find Tony himself very attractive (and I doubt I'd ever kick John out of bed either, despite not knowing exactly what he looks like), armor DOES THINGS TO ME. It always has. It's just so shiny, and sexy, and makes one look so powerful and unf. Yep. Gabranth's armor from FFXII was badass too. Shepard's armor! SO MUCH ARMOR, SO LITTLE TIME.

[(Anonymous)]

When I was younger, in a fit of pique I had my ex wear one of those cheap plastic spartan helmets my little sister owned when we were fucking.

Was pretty hot.

[veronica_rich]

I had my ex wear one of those cheap plastic spartan helmets my little sister owned when we were fucking

Dude, commas have never been more important.

da

[(Anonymous)]

What would it read like in the alternative reading?

(I mean, I know how commas are important and how the "little sister" and "fucking" are in a danger zone, but I'm not really seeing the alternative reading.)

[(Anonymous)]

You are the worst.

Stop projecting uncle/cousin fucker from 03.

[(Anonymous)]

I would fuck Iron Man. Yesss. Tony Stark, too.

But I agree about the suit. Sexy.

[streetcake]

That's how I feel about any suit of armor. It makes me all weak-kneed and whatnot.

[(Anonymous)]

OP and everyone in this thread has amazing taste tbh. especially john-117.

[(Anonymous)]

I won't deny, I've gotten hot under the collar over fic that has the suit/JARVIS fucking people.

[anonymouslyyours]

Mmmm, seconding this.

[agentcthulhu]

Links please? Fellow sock would like to get in on the action :D

[shinysylver]

There are a few fic where the Iron Man armor fucks Captain America without Tony in it (remote control for long distance relationships). Pretty hot stuff I must say.

[agentcthulhu]

Links please?

[anonymouslyyours]

I can think of this off the top of my head. Warning for dub con of the sex pollen variety.

Lust's Effect is Tempest After Sun
http://archiveofourown.org/works/160439

[shinysylver]

Apparently there was a sex pollen prompt that led to these:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/160457

http://archiveofourown.org/works/160439

You can also try searching for Iron Man armor on AO3 which pulled up a few things that I haven't read.

[agentcthulhu]

The suit doesn't do anything for me but I'd hit it like a lightning strike if JARVIS is in the suit.

Agreed on Master Chief. Have you seen Halo speed drawing videos, like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsLfBxS_biE? Just look at that visor. Guh!

[anonymouslyyours]

Tony/Jarvis fics rec list. I can't account for everything on here but thought you might like this link.
http://tonyjarvis.deviantart.com/journal/Tony-Jarvis-fics-rec-list-226423483

My preference

[(Anonymous)]

I'd take a storm trooper armour any day!

Re: My preference

[agentcthulhu]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf3woeJILa1qdy1k6o1_250.gif
http://gifs.gifbin.com/082009/1250530813_dancing_storm_troopers.gif

[(Anonymous)]

Oh shit OP you literally have no idea. I am pretty sure IM2 is solely responsible for my larger-than-life mechanokink. That whole movie is nothing but softcore techporn interspersed with RDJ's comprehensive pretty.

And that was before I read the comics. Dear lordy. Don't worry, apparently? We're totally healthy, just "different" :'DDD