[ SECRET POST #2002 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2002 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 066 secrets from Secret Submission Post #286.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - text comments ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

When I was younger, in a fit of pique I had my ex wear one of those cheap plastic spartan helmets my little sister owned when we were fucking.

Was pretty hot.

[veronica_rich]

I had my ex wear one of those cheap plastic spartan helmets my little sister owned when we were fucking

Dude, commas have never been more important.

da

[(Anonymous)]

What would it read like in the alternative reading?

(I mean, I know how commas are important and how the "little sister" and "fucking" are in a danger zone, but I'm not really seeing the alternative reading.)

Re: da

[anonymouslyyours]

That you made your ex wear a helmet that your sister owned while you and your sister were still having sex with each other.

[(Anonymous)]

You are the worst.

Stop projecting uncle/cousin fucker from 03.

[veronica_rich]

First off, it was meant humorously. Second, if you think grammarians are bad, why don't we just abandon language altogether and go back to flinging our feces and grunting?

Third, if you think I'M the worst, you're either sheltered or 11. Go read about some Nazis.

[(Anonymous)]

My response was also intended to be good natured and humorous.

Sorry you took it to heart :3

[veronica_rich]

Life is such. No big. :-)