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⌈ Secret Post #2003 ⌋

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MORE ugly bearded old men? I think I know who the fatty is, but who is the redhead with the derp expression next to him?

Pet, I get it. You have a beard phobia. You have been saying this again and again over the last week. Everyone has strange phobias or squicks.

Whenever I read a fic or see a picture that has people with ridiculously large penises or breasts I have to hit the back button.

Lack of pubic hair. IRL, other people's bushes are none of my concern, but I don't enjoy naked pubes in my porn.

Whenever I see sentences like "he liked the smell of her flesh" or "they were lying flesh against flesh" it just makes me gag.

Slash where an older character calls the younger one "boy". Fucking creepy. The only author of my newest favorite pairing does it ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I'm so torn.

Also, porn actors talking. I watch all my porn on mute, because WTF is wrong with them, and how is that supposed to be sexy? It's like the auditory equivalent of SPAM. The meat. But also the email type, because both suck.

I don't mind the boy thing if it's on purpose in a d/s kind of thing.

I haaate it when fic authors (not characters) call 16 year olds "the other man" or something though. JFC that is a boy. Same with calling 30+ year olds "the other boy"

I cannot stand talking in my porn. But I love all the other sounds (except the perfectly-timed chorus of "Unf...unf...unf" (or the woman's squealy/screamy equivalent) that some people do.

Funny — I like the talking and dislike the sounds.

I cannot stand stalking in my porn but I like talking and other sounds too.

I'd like the dirty talk in porn just fine if they sounded at all into it. But it's always:

"Yeah, baby. Just like that. Love it, you slut." -deadpan-
"Harder, you giant cock monster you." -bored-

Or whatever. It usually makes me laugh, and occasionally just makes find new kinks (example: there's a specific type of porn based on having sex with people who are "sleeping." Hence, everyone is quiet.)

Somnophilia? Some of these fics are very arousing.

Dirty talk. It squicks me both irl and in fiction. It feels me with so much repulsion and embarrassment, idek.

OMG yes. I do not know why people find it so hot but I absolutely hate it. Especially in RL, since in fic I can at least hope that both parties are enjoying it.

I really kind of hope I meet you in person someday, anon, so that my breasts can make you as uncomfortable as you just made me with that comment.

NAYRT

They said "ridiculously large", as in "impossibly large", as in "a size that no one in the real world could possess".

AYRT

I've seen people refer to cup sizes several sizes smaller than what I wear as both "ridiculously large" and "impossibly large." I have to special order my bras. I've had strangers literally stop and gape at my chest. I've had people tell me my boobs have to be fake because real ones don't grow that big. In my experience, when people talk about "ridiculously large" breasts, they're thinking of breasts like mine.

Anon who started the squick thread.

I've only seen two pictures of real people whose breasts squicked me. Mostly it's the ecchi animes and doujinshi that are the culprits.

Also, sorry that my comment was hurtful. There is a reason that I used phobia in the title. I think my large breast and penis phobia makes as much sense as my claustorphobia (read: none at all.)

I think they were just trying to make the idiot commenter feel bad for being a jackass first with something almost nobody else would look away from and would consider desirable.

(Also, a friend from college once had to have reduction surgery and I took care of her for the weekend after, so I know secondhand how painful it is. Shit, they took 7 pounds out of both breasts and she still was a C cup; but she feels MUCH better these days.)

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