[ SECRET POST #2005 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2005 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #286.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

General comments:

Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[vethica]

I remembered this one from an anon comm and thought y'all might have some fun with it.

1. Go to http://us.akinator.com/
2. Choose a character and answer questions
3. Copy the questions and your answers (including wrong guesses)
4. Paste them here
5. Have other f!sers guess the character!

I'll post one in the comments to start it off. :B

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[vethica]

Is your character's gender female?: No
Is your character from a TV series?: Yes
Does your character have white skin?: No
Is your character an animal?: No
Is your character a human being?: Yes
Is your character on a kids tv show?: No
Is your character black?: No
Does your character belong to an animated cartoon?: Yes
Does your character live in America?: No
Can your character be seen on Nickelodeon?: No
Is your character from Sketch?: No
Has your character been in a TV series for a long time?: No
Does your character have numbers in their name?: No
Is your character from an anime (Japanese animation)?: Yes
Is your character linked to a cult/secret society?: No
Does your character go to school?: No
Is your character black-haired?: Yes
Is your character rather lonely?: Yes
Is your character a sports coach?: No
Is your character a baby?: No
Guess: Madara Uchiha (Naruto)
Does your character fight with a sword?: No
Is your character the main character of the work in which he appears?: Yes
Does your character often wear a hat?: No
Is your character particularly fond of alcohol?: No
Is your character a member of a six-person band?: No
Has your character been into space?: No
Does your character have a cellphone?: No
Is your character an adult man?: No
Has your character been in jail?: Yes
Does your character have superhuman powers?: Yes

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[demishock]

1.
Is your character real? No
Is your character from a TV series? No
Is your character a male? Yes
Has your character ever been in a movie? Yes
Does the name of your character appear in the title of a movie? No
Is your character a human being? No
Is your character an animal? No
Is your character small? No
Does your character have hair? Yes
Is your character a god or a goddess? Yes
Does your character have a beard? No
Does your character have black hair? Yes

2.
Is your character's gender female? No
Has your character really existed? No
Is your character a human being? Yes
Does your character live in America? No
Does your character belong to an animated cartoon? Yes
Is your character black-haired? Yes
Is your character unlucky? Yes
Does your character write letters? Yes
Is your character from a Broadway show? No
Can your character be seen on Nickelodeon? Yes
Does your character have a sister? Yes
Does your character have a scar on the face? Yes

3.
Is your character real? No
Is your character a male? Yes
Does your character have human skin? Yes
Does your character live in America? No
Is your character from a TV series? No
Has your character ever been in a movie? No
Does your character fight? Yes
Does your character fight with a sword? No
Does your character use guns? Yes
Is your character linked to the Call of Duty franchise? No
Is your character an Allstar Cheerleader? No
Does your character live on an island? Probably
Is your character part of a Web-Series? No
Does your character live in another time period? Probably
Does your character have a pet monkey? Probably
Has your character been into space? Yes
Is your character from the 'Halo' franchise? No
Did your character play a Time Lord? No
Is your character from a novel? No
Has your character served in the army? No
Is your character the main character of the work in which he appears? Yes
Does your character wear a helmet? No
Does your person wear their hair in a goofy fashion? Yes
Is your character from Half-Life? No
Has your character ever been to outer space? Yes
Does your character have pointed ears? Yes

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[fenm]

Wow! It took him a few tries, but he actually got Ned the Piemaker from Pushing Daisies! Wow. (-:

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[morieris]

(Now I'm going to be playing all day...)
Is your character real: No
From a TV show?: No
Is male?: Yes
Ever been in a movie: Yes
Does the name of your character appear in the title of the movie?: No
Are they human: Yes
Do they live in America?: No
Are they magical?: No
Are they animated: Yes
Black haired?: No
An adult man?: Probably/Partially
Is your character connected to Lebron James (lol whut): No
Is your character from Disney?: Yes
Are they violent: No
Are they the main character: Not really
Do they often wear a hat: Partially
Is your character linked with food: Partially
Guitar player?: Probably not
Are they a monkey?: No
Linked with Dragons?: No
Are they associated with tech: No
From an anime: No
Fat?: No
Crazy?: No
In love: Partially
On Adult Swim: No
Linked with cooking?: Yes
Linked with blood?: No
Is your character's work done in their bedroom (my laughter right now is mad): No
Have they lived in France: Yes

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[demishock]

(Sorry, posted to the wrong comment thread, haha.)

Holy crap, it guessed the little protagonist dude(tte) from Journey! This thing is hardcore.

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[te_llamo.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, man, Akinator. I used to play this thing all the time.

1.
Is your character real? No
Is your character from a TV series? Yes
Does your character have human skin? Yes
Is your character an adult man? No
Is your character a female? No
Does your character live with both his parents? Yes
Does your character have a sister? Yes
Does your character have an older brother? No
Does the name of your character appear in the title of a TV series? Yes
Is your character the youngest in his family? Yes
Does your character have a dog? No
Does your character sometimes see ghosts? Yes

2.
Is your character real? No
Is your character a human being? Yes
Is your character's gender female? No
Is your character a citizen of the United-States? No
Is your character from a TV series? Yes
Is your character from an anime (Japanese animation)? Yes
Is your character black-haired? No
Is your character blond? Yes
Does your character have a bad history with helicopters? No
Has your character been transformed into a frog? No
Is your character an adult? No
Does your character use alchemy? No
Does your character have turtles? No
Did your character have their own TV series? No
Is your character considered extremely irritating? No
Does your character go to school? Yes
Is your character from The Wanted? No
Is your character rich? Yes
Is your character small? No
Wrong Guess: Takumi Usui (Kaichou wa Maid-sama!)
Is your character small? No
Is your character a member of a club? No
Does your character have a sister? Yes
Is your character in love with someone? No
Has your character killed humans? Yes
Is your character involved in a police investigation? No
Is your character and OC (Original Character)? No
Does your character have a monstrous side? No
Does your character have an older brother? Yes

3.
Is your character a male? Yes
Is your character real? No
Does your character wear shoes? Yes
Is your character an adult? No
Does your character belong to an animated cartoon? No
Is your character from a TV series? No
Is your character found in a novel? No
Does your character come from the Internet? No
Is your character bigger than your house? No
Is your character from a video game? Yes
Does your character wear a hat (cap, crown,...)? No
Is your character a supernatural being? Yes (Akinator was expecting a no for this character... so take from that what you will)
Is your character from the Kingdom Hearts series? No
Does your character fight with a sword? No
Is your character a human being? Yes
Do you control your character? Yes
Does your character fight against monsters? Yes
Does your character use psychic powers? Yes
Is your character linked to Australia? No
Has your character played in action movies as a cop? No
Wrong Guess: Lucas (Mother 3)
Has your character lost its memory? No
Is your character brown? No
Does your character go to school? No
Does your character have a cellphone? Yes
Does your character have white hair? Yes

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[morieris]

Another!

Is your character a male? Yes
Has your character really existed? No
Is your character a human being? Yes
Is your character an adult? Probably
Does your character live in America? No
Is your character from an anime (Japanese animation)? No
Is your character from a video game? No
Does your character belong to an animated cartoon? No
Does your character have magical powers? Probably
Has your character ever been in a movie? No
Is your character found in a novel? Yes
Does your character have an animal? Probably
Is your character form the "Wheel of Time" series? No
Is your character the main character of the work in which he appears? Yes
Is your character of royal descent? No
Does your character have red hair? No
Does your character fight against monsters? Probably
Does your character have a British accent? No
Does your character fight with a sword? No
Has your character's mother passed away? No
Has your character lived in the 20th century? Yes
Is your character American ? No
Is your character known under a pseudonym? Probably
Is your character Asian? No
Is your character rich? Yes
Does your character know fairies? Yes

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[(Anonymous)]

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN AKINATOR.

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[writerserenyty]

1. Is your character a male?: no
Does your character really exist?: no
Is your character from a TV series?: yes
Does your character belong to an animated cartoon?: no
Does your character go to school?: No
Is your character blond?: no
Does your character have a cellphone?: No
Does your character live in America?: No
Has your character been into space?: no
Did someone steal your character's baby?: no (lol)
Is your character from a novel?: yes
Does your character have an older sister?: I don't know (for various reasons)
Does your character have a brother or sister?: probably/partially
Is your character linked with penguins?: no (lol)
Is your character a human being?: yes
Does your character fight?: yes
Is your character from Westeros?: no
Does your character have magical powers?: yes
Does your character live in England?: no
Is your character the hero's partner?: yes

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[ooh_mrdarcy]

LOL I DEFEATED THAT STUPID GENIE

I tried with Vince Noir. lololol

akinator is okay, but I like the Disney version better

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[cloud_riven]

jfc I hate you sfm for linking that.

I've been on it for the past hour trying to see if I can best the guy, but the only character that's come up past 20 questions was Thursday Next. It got El Chavo del 8 though!? I can't stop playing this, but I keep going, "HOW DID YOU KNOWWWWW ♥" and starting again.

I can't stop D:

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[cassandraoftroy]

1.
Has your character really existed? No
Does your character have human skin? Yes
Is your character an adult man? No
Is your character a male? No
Is your character from a TV series? Yes
Does your character belong to an animated cartoon? No
Does your character go to school? No
Is your character blond? No
Does your character live in America? Yes
Does your character mostly play in comedies? No
Does your character ride a dragon? No
Does your character use guns? Yes
Is your character a policeman or a detective? No
Is your character the main character of the work in which he appears? No
Is your character bad? No
Is your character from "The Bargonian Series"? No
Is your character the only female in her team? Yes
Is your character part of a trio? Yes
Is your character a lawyer? No
Is the show in which your character appears still on air? Yes

2.
Is your character real? No No
Does your character have human skin? Yes Yes
Is your character's gender female? Yes
Is your character on a popular TV show? Yes
Does your character belong to an animated cartoon? No
Does your character go to school? No
Is your character blond? No
Does your character live in America? Yes
Does your character mostly play in comedies? No
Does your character use guns? Yes
Is your character a policeman or a detective? Yes
Has your character's mother passed away? Yes
Is your character an alter ego? No
Has your character played in the Godfather series? No
Has your character played in a TV show that takes place in New-York? No
Does your character swear a lot? No
Has your character played the role of a policeman? Yes
Is your character from the Middle-East? No
Is your character the head of a group of people? No
Is your character assigned the number 10 when playing? No
Is your character red-haired? No
Has your character ever run a marathon? No
Does your character have a brother or sister? Yes
Is your character from D.Gray-man? No
Has your character emigrated from his home country? No
Does your character have a son? No
Is your character linked with secret services? No
Is your character the main character of the work in which he appears? No
Does your character have a name that sounds foreign? Yes
Does your character live on an island? No
Is your character Israeli? No
Was your character particularly good in a ball game at top-level? No
Is your character the only female in her team? No
Did your character have trouble with the law? No
Is your character German? No
Is your character a scientist? No
Does your character wear a uniform? Yes
Does your character use advanced technology equipment? Yes
Is your character the hero's partner? Yes

3.
Is your character real? No
Does your character have human skin? Yes
Is your character a male? Yes
Does your character live in America? No
Is your character from a TV series? No
Has your character ever been in a movie? No
Does your character fight? Yes
Does your character compose music for video games? No
Do you control your character? Yes
Does your character fight with a sword? No
Does your character wear a long flowing dress? No
Does your character use guns? Yes
Is your character in CP Coulter's Dalton? No
Is your character from Westeros? No
Has your character been a member of a famous band? No
Has your character been searching for something? Yes
Has your character met aliens? Yes
Is your character from the 'Halo' franchise ? No
Does your character use a shotgun? No
Is your character known as a master of romance? No
Does your character wear a helmet? No
Is your character part of the crew of a spaceship? No
Is the name of your character in the title of a video game? No
Is your character involved in home renovation? No
Is your character from the Gears of War franchise? No
Is your character stuffed? No
Is your character a serpent? No
Does your character belong to a foursome? No
Does your character wear glasses? No
Has your character been into space? No
Is your character known as "The One-Man Army"? No
Is your character the main character of the work in which he appears? No
Is your character short-haired? Yes
Is your character from League of Legends? No
Is your character from the Final Fantasy series? Yes
Does your character have very dark skin? Yes
Does your character have robotic parts? No
Does your character have a son? Yes

4.
Is your character real? No
Is your character a human being? No
Does your character have animal features? Yes
Is your character from a TV series? Yes
Does your character wear clothes? No
Is your character from Sketch? No
Is your character made from a gumball machine? No
Does your character live in Ponyville? No
Does your character produce electricity? No
Is your character a dog? No
Does your character have a long tail? Yes
Does the name of your character appear in the title of a TV series? No
Does your character stand on two legs? No
Is your character related to candy? No
Is your character a popular policy debate author? No
Is your character ridiculously cute? No
Can your character fly? No
Has your character been featured as a leading role in a musical? No
Is your character's nationality Italian? No
Is your character associated with moviemaking in any way? No
Is your character a film critic? No
Is your character linked with horses? Yes
Is your character's gender female? No
Is your character the friend of a hero? Yes
Is your character related to My Little Pony? No
Do stripes remind you of your character? Yes
Is your character a horse? Yes
Does your character get mistaken for someone else? No
Is your character able to speak? Yes
Does your character have half-white and half-black hair? No
Does your character belong to an animated cartoon? Yes
Is your character someone's sidekick? Yes
Does your character use guns? No
Is your character accompanied by a child? Yes
Is your character purple-haired? No
Is your character small? No
Does your character speak English fluently? Yes

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[ryttu3k]

Well, that was... depressingly fast...

1.
Does your character really exist? No
Does your character wear shoes? Yes
Is your character an adult man? No
Is your character a male? No
Does your character live in America? No
Is your character from a TV series? Yes
Does your character belong to an animated cartoon? Yes
Does your character go to school? No
Can your character be seen on Nickelodeon? Yes
Does your character have anything to do with water? No
Can your character manipulate an element (Fire, air, water, metal, etc.)? No
Does your character drive a vehicle? Yes
Is your character related to the Avatar series? Yes

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2.
Does your character really exist? No
Is your character a male? No
Is your character a human being? Yes
Is your character from a TV series? Yes
Does your character belong to an animated cartoon? No
Does your character live in America? No
Is your character Australian? No
Is your character linked with SpongeBob SquarePants? No
Is your character from Superego? No
Has your character been into space? Yes
Is your character blond? No
Does your character have an unusual accent? No
Does your character have white skin? Yes
Has your character appeared in Doctor Who? No
Is your character associated with dancing? Probably
Is your character the head of a group of people? Yes (note - Akinator says no for this)
Has your character been at the top of the charts? No
Is your character from Star Trek? Yes
Is your character the captain of a ship? No
Does your character have a son? Yes

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3.
Does your character really exist? No
Does your character have human skin? No (Akinator says yes)
Is your character an animal? No
Does your character stand on two legs? Yes
Is your character from a TV series? No
Has your character ever been in a movie? No
Is your character from a video game? Yes
Do you control your character? No
Is your character a male? Yes
Does your character have braids? No
Has your character been king? No
Does your character use guns? No
Is your character involved with a Blizzard game? No
Does your character work in publishing? No
Is your character linked with Nintendo? Yes
Is your character from the Zelda series? Yes
Does your character wear a mask? No
Is your character married in a TV series? No
Is your character bad? Yes
Is your character assigned the number 10 when playing? No
Incorrect guess: Dark Link
Was your character featured in a Nintendo 64 game? No
Is your character white-haired? Yes
Does your character wear a hat (cap, crown,...)? No
Is your character dead ? Probably (Akinator says no... what do you know about that, Akinator?)
Has your character played the role of a member of the mafia? No

4.
Is your character a female? Yes
Is your character real? No
Does your character belong to an animated cartoon? Yes
Is your character American ? No
Is your character from a TV series? Yes
Has your character ever been in a movie? No
Is your character from a video game? Yes
Is your character a human being? Yes
Do you control your character? Yes
Does your charactor have a rough love life? No
Is your character a child? Yes
Does your character have magical powers? No
Does your character have hairy legs? No
Is your character linked with Nintendo? Yes
Can your character move? Yes
Is your character related in any way to Pokemon? Yes
Does your character have a ponytail? No
Does your character wear blue clothes? Yes (Akinator says no, although a major part of her outfit is blue)
Is your character partially bald? No
Is your character linked with the colour blue? No
Incorrect guess: White/Touko/Hilda from Pokemon
Does your character wear their hair in pigtails? Yes
Is your character linked with animals? No
Does your character have brown hair? Yes
Does your character appear in the 'Pokemon' TV animated series? Yes
Is your character's gender female? Yes

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm having way too much fun with this. I wish I'd known about it before now! ^^

Also, this has taught me that I've played way too many obscure BL visual novels. x.x

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[ginainthekingsroad]

Does your character really exist? no
Is your character a human being? yes
Is your character a female? no
Is your character a citizen of the United-States? no
Does your character belong to an animated cartoon? no
Is your character from a video game? no
Does your character live in England? no
Is your character found in a novel? no
Is your character from a TV series? no
Is your character from a TV series? yes
Is your character bad? not really
Does your character fight with a sword? no
Is your character from EA Skate 3? no
Is your character a Janoskian? no
Does your character still perform? no
Does your character use guns? no
Is your character associated with a member of One Direction? no
Does the name of your character appear in the title of a movie? not really
Does your character have fins or flippers? (!!!) no
Is your character a dog? no
Is your character very paranoid? no
Is your character a member of the Axis Powers? no
Does your character wear a green hat? no
Does your character have a beard? I don't know
Does your character live under a rock? partially
Is your character a young boy? no
Is your character a god or a goddess? no
Has your character appeared on reality TV? no
Does your character play the role of a pirate? no
Does your character often play in movies? partially
Is your character usually seen sweeping the road? no
Is your character from a play? yes
Has your character killed their sister? no
Is your character Danish? yes
Is your character in the movie Monte Carlo? no
Does your character have a famous line? partially
Is your character one of a pair? no
Does your character have children? no
Did your character lose the love of his life? no
Is your character the main character of the work in which he appears? no

Akinator could get the correct work, but not this character in 40 questions.

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[(Anonymous)]

I just realized that it's available in multiple languages, and wow, it's way different in Japanese! Some questions are altered from the English ("Is this character from a manga series of ten or more volumes?" rather than "Is this character from a comic book?") and some questions just aren't possible in English ("Is this character's name written in katakana?")

I think it's really interesting! Or maybe I'm just really easily amused. v.v

Re: Hey f!s, let's play a game!

[threeonetwo]

Akinator really surprises me with its abilities. It can get "The Warden" from Dragon Age: Origins fairly easily. ...But I almost defeated it with Joan of Arc. Then it got Anna Milton from a couple of questions that it couldn't have possibly narrowed it down to her with. And Sabriel. I defeated it with Scarlett Fitch though 8D

Friday Fandom Reflections

[fingalsanteater]

I like how busy the general comments thread has be lately and thought we could have a Friday discussion thread where we talk about good memories, bad memories, firsts, lasts, likes, dislikes and other personal experiences related to fandom. 

Let's start at the beginning, since that's a very good place to start. What was your first fandom? How'd you find it? Wax nostalgic with us! Basically, just tell us about how you got involved in fan-ish things. 

Six Starters and a Solo Spider

[joltymcjolterson]

Sorry, today's post isn't really that comprehensive, but I'm doing it up a bit late. Please excuse me for that!

That said, we're going back to the start of this week with Fandom Animals, and also to the start of the serises. Today's a day for Pokemon Starters. Some we might've seen before, but that's ok- think of it as revisiting old friends. Let's bring it on!

[(Anonymous)]

How is 6 a fandom secret?

06

[(Anonymous)]

What does 06 have to do with fandom? Also, why doesn't it have an ED trigger warning?

Avengers tumblr gifset?

[(Anonymous)]

Soooo...this is a weirdly specific question, but does anyone know of a tumblr gifset (or a bootleg clip) of the Avengers showing that scene at the end where multiple news outlet screens are showing people doing stuff like putting up walls of memorials, holding up "thank you" signs, getting their beards cut Tony-Stark-style, etc? I've seen the movie twice but neither time could I catch a good look at everything that was going on, and I wanted to see it in a pause-able format.