[ SECRET POST #2005 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2005 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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06. [nf]


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08. http://i.imgur.com/H1X1Z.gif
[linked because uh not sure if this is porn or not; live action]


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09. http://i.imgur.com/pNcu1.jpg
[porn of the drawn variety - Tintin]


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11. [SPOILER WARNING for Hourou Musuko]



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12. [SPOILER WARNING for Prometheus]



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13. [SPOILER WARNING for Homestuck]



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14. [SPOILER WARNING for Avengers]



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15. [SPOILER WARNING for Merlin]



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16. [SPOILER WARNING for Tangled]



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17. [WARNING for ... pretty sure this has something to do with rape]



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18. [WARNING for rape]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #286.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

09. http://i.imgur.com/pNcu1.jpg
[porn of the drawn variety]

[rubbertea]

There are a lot of things I can read smut about, but Tintin is definitely not one of them.

[(Anonymous)]

Brr, yes... *shudders*

[kallanda_lee]

Same. My poor childhood.

Also, the fact that the whole universe seems so sexless is something I like about it. Not that I don't like sex, but it seems to be so all over every story nowadays that's it's nice to have one that steers clear of it

[fingalsanteater]

I wish I could have a "Ow, my childhood" moment, but nothing is sacred to me, apparently. When I saw that Haddock/Tintin slash was a thing, like, six months ago, I was like, "Okay, yeah. I can go for that." And, Tintin was one of the few shows I had such fond childhood memories of too.

I even see that "sexless" thing you are talking about, but I think that aspect was part of the appeal for me.

[citrinesunset]

When I first saw the picture, before reading the text, I thought it was a generic drawing of a leather daddy and a twink. Now, I definitely see the characters. Made me laugh when I realized it wasn't just random gay porn, though.

[elaminator]

Why did I click this? Damn my curiosity.

[childings.livejournal.com]

AUGH I wish I had known that was Tintin porn before I clicked on it :(

[(Anonymous)]

Loling at Tintin's ~sultry expression and Haddock squinting drunkenly at his peen.

[(Anonymous)]

Im used to BNFs, what I can't deal with Haddocks cock being a giant fire hydrant that spurts enough cum to drown a small child, or, you know, Tintin.

[kallanda_lee]

This secret seems...quite specific.

[castorochiaro]

See, I think Haddock looks fine here, it's just Tintin that's throwing me. I don't know, I just find something about his face...unsettling.

[(Anonymous)]

I felt that way about the Spielberg movie, come to think about it.

[ooh_mrdarcy]

Porn has never made me sad before.

Bye, last remnants of childhood.

Someone from the meme

[(Anonymous)]

Just as you are a lurker in the me, so will I remain an anon here.

The comments disturb you!I find this incredulous and unbelievable. To think, that a meme that has been nothing but encouraging, courteous and accepting would cause you embarrassment, well I'm embarrassed for you. It's bad enough we get belittled for what we like, but to see it come from someone who lurks in the fandom, it's saddening.

Most of us are not native speakers, that's a certain. So expect stories with errors and wording to not come across as coherent. "wetting their pants with joy..." I sense jealousy,no. More like you are irked that a fan-artist gets addressed with certain words. Maybe, maybe, those "fawning comments" are because said commenter looks up to said fan-artist and that's that. Are your sensibilities bothered by that.

GET OVER YOURSELF!

And as for certain people getting addressed differently, well maybe it's a word of endearment. Ever think of that.

not op

[(Anonymous)]

I want to get angry at this comment, but can't. The awkward phrasing makes it adorkable. Sorry, anon. :V

Re: not op

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry for the awkward phrasing. English is not my first language.

Re: not op

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, don't worry. You'll get better with practice. Try to read books in English; seeing texts written and edited by professionals is the best way to improve your grammar (besides studying grammar itself, of course).

Re: not op

[(Anonymous)]

Why angry? Anon-commenter is clearly offended and outraged, but adorkableness aside, I can't see anything to be angry about.

Re: Someone from the meme

[(Anonymous)]

You are wrong.

Someone from the meme (edited)

[(Anonymous)]

Just as you are a lurker in the meme, so will I remain an anon here.

The comments disturb you!I find this incredulous and unbelievable. To think, that a meme that has been nothing but encouraging, courteous and accepting would cause you embarrassment, well I'm embarrassed for you. It's bad enough we get belittled for what we like, but to see it come from someone who lurks in the fandom, it's saddening.

Most of us are not native speakers, that's a certain. So expect stories with errors and wording to not come across as coherent. "wetting their pants with joy..." I sense jealousy,no. More like you are irked that a fan-artist gets addressed with certain words. Maybe, maybe, those fawning comments are because said commenter looks up to said fan-artist and that's that. Are your sensibilities bothered by that?

GET OVER YOURSELF!

And as for certain people getting addressed differently, well maybe it's a word of endearment. Ever think of that.

Re: Someone from the meme (edited)

[(Anonymous)]

I think you're a little over sensitive.

Re: Someone from the meme (edited)

[(Anonymous)]

As opposed to the creator of this secret?

[(Anonymous)]

I've seen this in a lot of places in fandom, and it weirds me out every time. Especially the "my queen" shit that people pull. Any fan worship always weirds me out. like...can't you all see how pathetic and embarrassing you're being? And how they're just feeding these BNF types who, let's face it, usually aren't all that great.

[(Anonymous)]

The "my Queen" stuff makes me cringe too. If I was going to start falling all over someone like that, I like to think I'd aim a bit higher than some fan artist.