[ SECRET POST #2008 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2008 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 088 secrets from Secret Submission Post #287.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

14. http://i.imgur.com/Du70b.png

[darkmanifest]

Hey, that dude's kinda hot, in a nutty way.

[(Anonymous)]

That was my first thought too. I feel better.

[(Anonymous)]

Jeff Goldblum and Benjamin Bratt broke up amicably a few years back, and are still best friends, living in NY as roomies. However, Benji never stopped being in love with Jeff, and has always attempted to manipulate Jeff into taking him back.

Only issue is, Jeff's been dating Samuel L. Jackson for a year now, and they're so in love it appears nothing can break them up.

It's Jeff and Samuel's one year anniversary, and Jeff's present for Samuel is to fulfill a fantasy of his. Samuel and Jeff have only ever had very tender and loving sex, but once Samuel bashfully told Jeff of a fantasy he has where Jeff is tied up and blindfolded, legs spread, just there for him to use and pleasure. Samuel feels horrible for the fantasy, but on their anniversary Jeff ties himself to his bed, blindfolded (he can have help with this, maybe Will Smith or Sam Neill?) and pre-prepped, ready to be used.

However, Samuel's running late to get home from work, and Benji's, well, running early. Benji can't find Jeff so he looks in Jeff's room, finding him tied up and hard as hell. Jeff hears footsteps and begs 'Samuel' to use him.

Benji does, hard, in his ass and his mouth, keeping silent. He believes that Jeff will fall for him again when he realizes how well Benji can pleasure him. Benji gets annoyed every time Jeff says Samuel's name, and fucks him harder.

After they've both cum Jeff shakes off his blindfold, smiling at 'Samuel', before seeing who it actually was and screaming. He's still tied up, but he yells that he never wants to see Benji again, feeling disgusted.

Benjamin Bratt leaves, angry and confused as to why it didn't work.

Samuel comes home and unties Jeff Goldblum, and holds him while he cries about everything that happened.

[darkmanifest]

O...kay?

[light_shade]

At first glance, I thought it was David Bowie or something. It's like a hot alien, I can't stop staring...

[(Anonymous)]

Wank successfully avoided! That Voldemort is the best! My friend and I walked away from AVPM with extreme Volds feels. FEELS EVERYWHERE.

OT, I agree with you a bit. Whatever your goals are, being able to achieve them can be seen as admirable.

[wolfiemon]

That is... Voldemort? What. 8o

And don't worry about it. You aren't an awful person for that.

[gamma_orionis]

I feel the same way, anon... more than I should.

[zogblaster]

Maybe you should be looking at religions? They typically offer a way to live forever, so it would probably be worthwhile taking a look to see if any of them make sense and seem 'true' to you.

[(Anonymous)]

Ew no. That shit doesn't count. I want my living forever to be on this crazy planet, thank you.

[(Anonymous)]

Lol, well good luck with that, then. You're going to die.

[(Anonymous)]

I hate that seeking eternal life is so often evil in fiction. Sure, if you have to kill people for it, but why is killing people always the way to gain eternal life in the first place!? (Also, AVPM!Voldemort is the best!)

[(Anonymous)]

If you're interested in comics, there's a few recurring characters in the Sandman series by Neil Gaiman who've achieved immortality by one means or another and their lives aren't portrayed as evil or self-destructive.

More specifically, look for Vol. 2/The Doll's House- the characters established there pop up throughout the rest of the series, but this is where the main immortal character gets a story to himself.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, hey, thank you! :) I read the first volume of Sandman and liked it, but not enough to go looking for more, and that might be incentive to do so.

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty late, but you might also be interested in the manga/anime Baccano. Most of the main cast is immortal and they're all protrayed as regular people.