[ SECRET POST #2008 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2008 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.


__________________________________________________



02.


__________________________________________________



03.


__________________________________________________



04.


__________________________________________________



05.


__________________________________________________



06.


__________________________________________________



07.


__________________________________________________



08.


__________________________________________________



09.


__________________________________________________



10.


__________________________________________________



11.


__________________________________________________



12.


__________________________________________________



13.


__________________________________________________



14.


__________________________________________________



15.


__________________________________________________



16.


__________________________________________________



17.


__________________________________________________



18.


__________________________________________________



19.


__________________________________________________



20.


__________________________________________________








Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 088 secrets from Secret Submission Post #287.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[case]

Name the fandom! And repeats, etc.

[(Anonymous)]

Jeff Goldblum and Benjamin Bratt broke up amicably a few years back, and are still best friends, living in NY as roomies. However, Benji never stopped being in love with Jeff, and has always attempted to manipulate Jeff into taking him back.

Only issue is, Jeff's been dating Samuel L. Jackson for a year now, and they're so in love it appears nothing can break them up.

It's Jeff and Samuel's one year anniversary, and Jeff's present for Samuel is to fulfill a fantasy of his. Samuel and Jeff have only ever had very tender and loving sex, but once Samuel bashfully told Jeff of a fantasy he has where Jeff is tied up and blindfolded, legs spread, just there for him to use and pleasure. Samuel feels horrible for the fantasy, but on their anniversary Jeff ties himself to his bed, blindfolded (he can have help with this, maybe Will Smith or Sam Neill?) and pre-prepped, ready to be used.

However, Samuel's running late to get home from work, and Benji's, well, running early. Benji can't find Jeff so he looks in Jeff's room, finding him tied up and hard as hell. Jeff hears footsteps and begs 'Samuel' to use him.

Benji does, hard, in his ass and his mouth, keeping silent. He believes that Jeff will fall for him again when he realizes how well Benji can pleasure him. Benji gets annoyed every time Jeff says Samuel's name, and fucks him harder.

After they've both cum Jeff shakes off his blindfold, smiling at 'Samuel', before seeing who it actually was and screaming. He's still tied up, but he yells that he never wants to see Benji again, feeling disgusted.

Benjamin Bratt leaves, angry and confused as to why it didn't work.

Samuel comes home and unties Jeff Goldblum, and holds him while he cries about everything that happened.

[fscom]

General comments:

GUN MUTE

[anonymouslyyours]

A while back someone posted a secret about being disappointed Gun Mute didn't have more of a fandom. I didn't know what Gun Mute was and immediately went and got it. I love this game so much I've been bugging everyone I know to play it.

Anyway, I spent all day yesterday at the DMV with no wifi and started sketching on napkins and flyers what I thought characters from Gun Mute looked like. I am considering doing some real fanart for it but have no idea where to post it. I'd also really like to say thanks for introducing me to this game so if the OP is still around do you have any favorite characters or art style or a piece of headcanon you'd like to see illustrated? I also have some weird little fanmixes for it if that is your kind of thing?

DISCLAIMER: I haven't drawn in about five years so don't get your hopes up quality wise! It'll mostly be ink and sharpie.

[fscom]

01. http://i48.tinypic.com/inxwky.png

[(Anonymous)]

This. I once had someone jump down my throat in a comment fic comm because they requested a fic for 'Peter'/'John'* with no last names or fandom and I asked for clarification on who they meant. It turns out that they were two musicians in a lesser known band.

*Not the actual names. It's been a while and I can't remember.

[fscom]

02. http://i.imgur.com/oTpXk.jpg

[nombrehetomado.livejournal.com]

Yes, please.

[fscom]

03. http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k305/punkpinkpower/Mood%20themes/fs2.jpg

[morieris]

Well I went to see it on opening day - I don't do it often - but 66.7 mil was tanking?

...well Toy Story 3 made $41 million Friday and $37 million Saturday and an estimated $31M Sunday on it's opening weekend, but that had an established following of nostalgic young adults...

[fscom]

04. http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb335/al28894/dramadramaduckCommunityProfile.png

[(Anonymous)]

das creepy tbh

[fscom]

05. http://i.imgur.com/nGUb9.png

[(Anonymous)]

Holy shit anon.

I could totally see this. I could honestly see this as the reasoning behind it.

[fscom]

06. http://i50.tinypic.com/2wny4vo.png

[(Anonymous)]

What's the screengrab from?

[fscom]

07. http://i.imgur.com/3Bguz.jpg

[galerian-ash.livejournal.com]

Thank fucking God I'm not the only one who feels this way. I find the author's attitude absolutely disgusting, and it baffles me that people are actually donating.

[fscom]

08. http://i.imgur.com/IhrWQ.jpg

[anonymouslyyours]

I'm down with you guys reclaiming it if everybody comes up with an equivalent term for older dudes that isn't sugar daddy?

[fscom]

09. http://i.imgur.com/oSoro.png

[(Anonymous)]

i'm always interested in hearing the stories of real teacher/student relationships. how it began, how it worked out ... that kind of thing. since i feel like all the fandom interpretations of it are very unrealistic.

[fscom]

10. http://i.imgur.com/MvWyZ.png

[(Anonymous)]

Asperger's anon here, and while empathy is difficult, we don't lack it completely.

Way to make the sociopath connection (Which was disproved years ago) we used to have sound right.

[fscom]

11. http://i48.tinypic.com/2nrcvbk.png

[mollywobbles867]

:D I think I remember this secret. I'm happy for you.

[fscom]

12. http://i.imgur.com/RrFWM.png

[(Anonymous)]

It's because ladies who abandon their kids or whatever are heartless evil bitches, but men who do it are misunderstood and totes deserve a second/third/forever chance. /bittersarcasm

[fscom]

13. http://i46.tinypic.com/o6k9ee.png

[(Anonymous)]

i'm so sorry, anon. ): i'm curious what town it is now.

i'd say to write a letter to him, but i doubt he'd ever see it.

[fscom]

14. http://i.imgur.com/Du70b.png

[darkmanifest]

Hey, that dude's kinda hot, in a nutty way.

[fscom]

15. http://i.imgur.com/ArX88.png

[morieris]

There's not a lot of love for The Promise, though I found it okay - it was more interesting with the political stuff than the characters - but I never realized there were so many little spinoff/prequel books. I should find them.

[fscom]

16. http://i.imgur.com/GO1dY.png

[(Anonymous)]

I sort of get this. It's not always my favorites, but just something about random actors or characters that'll strike me and I can't do fandom or anything without getting a terrible weird embarrassment...or something.

[fscom]

17. http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/2764/sdggsfdgre.jpg

[morieris]

Same, which is why I don't tune in often. Though sometimes it is worth it when they have a song like "There's a Platypus Controlling Me".

[fscom]

18. http://i.imgur.com/0XY26.jpg

[ex_mek82]

.... Suddenly, I want fan art of Megamind dressed up as Loki.

[fscom]

19. http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt205/technicolor_giraffe/fandomsecrets.png

[(Anonymous)]

Gotta tell ya, as an American at a uni in the UK, the traditions aren't really there. I mean they are, but aren't prominant and are not part of every day life. Hell, I don't think I've even seen any of these 'traditions'. I know they are there, but I don't know where.

[fscom]

20. http://i49.tinypic.com/2r3v4eq.png

[(Anonymous)]

I felt that way about Harry Potter...

[fscom]

NS, NF, etc.

[ 1 - not!secrets ]

[hwc]

For not shipping Teal'c/Daniel? That's what I'm getting from the secret.

To be honest, while Teal'c had some great moments with pretty much everyone on the team I could never ship him with anyone. He's just too... Teal'c. I see him more as the biggest and baddest big brother figure out there with a healthy dose of best friend and comrade in arms.

Though it's weird, I don't really ship anyone in SG-1. Just give me all the BAMF BFF team!fic, I'll be happy.

[fscom]

[fscom]