fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #2008 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2008 ⌋

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Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 088 secrets from Secret Submission Post #287.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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You are squicked by fictional representations of a version of your own relationship? Either you are trolling the teacher/student kink crowd (Snape/Harry, Snape/Hermione?) or trying to confuse us. Or, you are legitimate; in which case, you need to have a conversation with yourself about how YOU see your relationship.

I think by squick they meant "common squick" as in "people are squicked by the type of relationship I currently have with my partner"

not a personal squick of their own

but the OP says "a squick I didn't even know I had"

Except OP says "...a new fanfic sqick I didn't even know I had," not, "I didn't even know existed." Sorry, anon; OP is referring to a personal squick.

You are getting really, REALLY fucking annoying. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you that you think people give a flying fuck about your troll-o-meter? How arrogant can you be, deciding to rate people's secrets as though you're sanctioned to do it? How condescending can you get, seriously writing comments like some sort of authority about all the rest of the commenters?

GTFO. Get another, proper username, and write opinion-comments like regular commenters.

IA with you, tbh. Every time I see one of these stupid posts, I roll my eyes.

Thank youu. I can't believe some people here actually think this is clever.

I agree these comments aren't masterpieces but wow, what is your deal? This sounds really personal. Technically everything trollometer is saying is an opinion-comment, they're just using a different (more annoying) platform than most commenters but the above anonymous replier sounds like they have a way healthier response than your rage.

I think you need to get your reading comprehension checked, anon. (Do they have specialists available for that?) I admit, I'm a little baffled at your superior ability to miss the point, but I suppose your vehemence at my existence is an attempt to mask your own confusion, anon. (Can I call you anon? Or, do you have another, proper username that you prefer to use?)

Here's a hint: my opinion is right there in my first comment. Hey, no hard feelings, anon. I guess you missed the part where I questioned the OP's motives and offered advice.

I've never had a chance to use the Nova rating before! And in regards to an in thread comment, no less. But, you really earned it, anon! This is some grade A+, plus 10 trolling. You showed a nice awarness of your surroundings and then subverted them thoroughly. You questioned my arrogance and authority regarding my right to pass judgement and have an opinion on a secret, while, all around you, people were also passing judgment on and having opinions about 20 other secrets.

It's really an astute observation, anon. I mean, it really makes you think about what purpose the comment section serves. To give advice? To discuss? To shame? Maybe all of the above? Who are we to offer anything to or discuss anything regarding a person who we have no personal knowledge of? It's an interesting question. Really, who are we to offer any any sort of anything, even an opinion, to anonymous people?

You're one of my favorite commenters, trollometer. <3

(Is "commenters" a word? "Commenter" is fine with my spellchecker, but as soon as I add an "s" to make it plural, it goes "RAWR YOU'RE WRONG THIS ISN'T A WORD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS".)

Keep on with your bad self, I like your comments :]

I wouldn't have put it any of it this harshly, but I'm getting a little annoyed to just because he or she seems to cry troll way too frequently.

I mean, this secret, trolling, really?

yeah, this is what bugs me, this need to call everything slightly not logical a troll. Not just trollmeter here, but in comms in general. So to see someone solely dedicated to it is like, ugh.

This.

For the record I think comments like this are FAR more annoying than

trollometer's comments.

You seem to be taking this very personally. 0_0

Jeff Goldblum and Benjamin Bratt broke up amicably a few years back, and are still best friends, living in NY as roomies. However, Benji never stopped being in love with Jeff, and has always attempted to manipulate Jeff into taking him back.

Only issue is, Jeff's been dating Samuel L. Jackson for a year now, and they're so in love it appears nothing can break them up.

It's Jeff and Samuel's one year anniversary, and Jeff's present for Samuel is to fulfill a fantasy of his. Samuel and Jeff have only ever had very tender and loving sex, but once Samuel bashfully told Jeff of a fantasy he has where Jeff is tied up and blindfolded, legs spread, just there for him to use and pleasure. Samuel feels horrible for the fantasy, but on their anniversary Jeff ties himself to his bed, blindfolded (he can have help with this, maybe Will Smith or Sam Neill?) and pre-prepped, ready to be used.

However, Samuel's running late to get home from work, and Benji's, well, running early. Benji can't find Jeff so he looks in Jeff's room, finding him tied up and hard as hell. Jeff hears footsteps and begs 'Samuel' to use him.

Benji does, hard, in his ass and his mouth, keeping silent. He believes that Jeff will fall for him again when he realizes how well Benji can pleasure him. Benji gets annoyed every time Jeff says Samuel's name, and fucks him harder.

After they've both cum Jeff shakes off his blindfold, smiling at 'Samuel', before seeing who it actually was and screaming. He's still tied up, but he yells that he never wants to see Benji again, feeling disgusted.

Benjamin Bratt leaves, angry and confused as to why it didn't work.

Samuel comes home and unties Jeff Goldblum, and holds him while he cries about everything that happened.

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MY GOD WHAT IS THIS???