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[ SECRET POST #199 ]

⌈ Secret Post #199 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 115 secrets from Secret Submission Post #029.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 ] broken links, [ 1 ] not!secrets, [ 1 ] not!fandom, [ 1 ] too big.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Tuesday, July 24th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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It's going to be animated, and honestly, it looks kinda shitty, but KEIFER SUTHERLAND is the voice of Raistlin, so that's hilarious.

http://www.dragonlance-movie.com/movie/

OH GOD THAT BOOK

"Lifelong friends, they went their separate ways. Now they are together again, though each holds secrets from the others in his heart. They speak of a world shadowed with rumors of war. They speak of tales of strange monsters, creatures of myth, creatures of legend. They do not speak of their secrets. Not then. Not until a chance encounter with a beautiful, sorrowful woman, who bears a magical crystal staff, draws the companions deeper into the shadows, forever changing their lives and shaping the fate of the world."

dlghkadgkadhgakgfhakhgadf ahahaahahahahahahahahah

THEY'RE SUCH SHIT BOOKS, BUT I LOVED THEM SO BAD

WHEN I WAS THIRTEEN

Not that I can provide any examples of good fantasy literature, because I still read shit books to this day! Just in different genres. ....oh who am I kidding I just read porn ANYWAY

Q: Would the secret in question have been even funnier if instead of "Dragonlance", the poster had said "Mercedes Lackey"? NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

I totally read that as "I just read Pern anyway" and I was all AUGH ANNE MCCAFFREY AUUUUUUUUGH WHY

NOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Funny story though: my mom was reading a Pern book when she went in to labor with me! AND THUS I WAS BORN A NERD

What
WHAT
auuuuuughadfghdk why does she remember this! WHY DOES SHE TELL YOU THIS "Hey, child, I was reading this fantasy book about dragons when YOU STARTED COMING OUT OF MY VAGINA"

Because my mom is awesome, that's why!

On my birthday this year she was telling me about this again, and she said she was reading an Ursula K. LeGuin book, and I was all HOLD THE PHONE I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS FUCKING ANNE MCCAFFREY and she said, oh, right. I was like, damn right I wasn't born when you were reading a RESPECTABLE author!!

And the irony is, I got bored as hell halfway through the first of those Pern novels anyway.

Ursula K. LeGuinnnnnnn. ........... Left Hand of Darkness would be the WEIRDEST BOOK TO BE BORN WITH EVER

IS IT CAN BE TENT PEGS TIEM NAO?

Not that I can provide any examples of good fantasy literature, because I still read shit books to this day! Just in different genres. ....oh who am I kidding I just read porn ANYWAY

*cough* It's sad that most of the reading I did last year was on aff.net. WHAT? IT COUNTS.

Would the secret in question have been even funnier if instead of "Dragonlance", the poster had said "Mercedes Lackey"? NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

Not funnier, but you'd have a hoard of yaoi fangirls who'd approve that decision over the DragonLance one. *ducks fangirl punches*

Oh God, I read the Last Herald Mage trilogy just for the slash, and only stuck with it until the end because I damned well started it and bought all three books in one go. I literally laughed when Tylendel died. Then again, I was never one for the mystical animal bond thing.

OH LOOK YOUR MAGICAL HORSEY DIED!

You read that for the slash? There really wasn't even that much of it in those books.

IT DIED. LETS MAKE BURGERS.

Well, everyone hypes up slash in books. You'd think the Nightrunner trilogy was the gay bible the way some people talk.

I THINK SHE'D BE STRINGY. LET'S FIND A MAGICAL BOAR!

BETTER YET, LET'S COOK THE MAGES.

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shahrizai.livejournal.com - 2007-07-24 13:49 (UTC) - Expand

BWAH at Mercedes Lackey. "I don't know what to put in the next chapter, I'll just throw in a gang rape!"

RAPE = PLOT DUH HASNT FANDOM TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING

RAPE AND MAGICAL TALKING HORSIES

..................................... magical talking horsie gangrape auuuuuuuuuuuugh

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atalantapendrag.livejournal.com - 2007-07-23 21:33 (UTC) - Expand

Re: 16

case - 2007-07-23 21:34 (UTC) - Expand

Re: 16

shahrizai.livejournal.com - 2007-07-24 00:41 (UTC) - Expand

Buh? What? Keifer Sutherland? W-why? *cries*

I am truly afraid to look at the link...but I guess if I don't do it now, I'll see it later anyway.....*winces and clicks*

GET THE FUCK OUT, ARE YOU SERIOUS

oh god, you are, what else did they do here...

Lucy Lawless as Goldmoon... PHIL LAMARR OH GOD VAMP = RIVERWIND AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious.

Wait LUCY LAWLESS WHAT LOLOLOLSFD Gndxfkjhadkjgahdf ahahgjfadhkacghj

I have to see this movie now.

Now picture Vamp from Metal Gear Solid 2 and Xena doin' it, and you'll have some idea why my sides hurt so bad right now.

I'm not going to lie: I am totally seeing this shit the minute it comes out.

...I mean, if it even comes out in theaters.

......which I doubt, somehow.

Looks like straight-to-DVD material to me, Keifer notwithstanding. Might be worth $15 to MST3K and throw popcorn at, though.

You beat me to it with that comment. I might rent it just for the snark factor.

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