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⌈ Secret Post #2016 ⌋

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09. http://i.imgur.com/0s1BQ.png

Your version sounds way more awesome.

Didn't understand the secret but YAY for adorable MSPaint!

(sorry for posting this on the wrong secret)

...Ask your doctor if anal sex is right for you!

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I have seen it interpreted literally at least once. I definitely like your way better than the usual <3

I have an RPG character who actually does that. Except with STIs.

The trope as it is (not as you thought it was, LOL) used to really appeal to me when I was much younger. Then I grew up.

I still enjoy the idea that sex can be part of getting over something traumatic, but I see now how much more there has to be to it for something to we well-written, and I see what's wrong with the trope.

LOL at your cartoon. I wonder how health care would be if that was reality.

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You win at life, anon.XD

Anon, your cartoon may have just made my day :)

I like your version better, anon. I hate the metaphorical healing cock trope, but I would read loads of fic about a cock that literally cured everything. That's like a superpower.

"Dun dun dun dun! Supercock!"

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NOPE UR NOT A LOSER NOPE NOPE

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If this actually did happen, I'd think I'd stop eating all of those apples.

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The MS Paint secret is so amusing! Love it.

You're not alone, OP. Even though I know the meaning, that's where my mind goes too, whenever I come across that term. Probably because I've read a few awesomely hilarious fics where it was interpreted literally (SGA/McShep fic - I'm lookin' at you!)...

You know, I'm in a RP ranting community and I vividly remember a post there about a dude with a healing cock.
Literally.

Well granted, it wasn't his cock that posessed healing powers, it was his semen, but that counts, right?

OMG I can't stop laughing at your cartoon!

No more bronchitis!!!

Thank you for the smiles!!!

This made me lol for, like, 5 minutes. Thanks OP.

Heh, I was just talking about fandom Draco and the healing power of Harry's (or Hermione's) nether regions that help convince him to come to the side of the light. It's a fun trope.

Me too. When I was a wee lass, new to fandom, I was so, so confused.

This secret is awesome.

I totally think there should be more fic like this.

So uhh anyone want to mention what it actually is?
OP's version sounds like something that would definitely be a thing, so...

anonymouslyyours - 2012-07-10 23:17 (UTC) - Expand

I currently have bronchitis, and incidentally, I am also bizarrely horny lately, so this sounds AWESOME to me. Sign me the fuck up!

I have the flu in the middle of goddamn July. I WISH it worked that way, I'd go find my husband right now.

brb, making kink meme prompt

Surely there's a crack fic out there somewhere that plays it straight...

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Considering I have a particularly nasty case of laryngitis right now, your version of MHC sounds pretty awesome.

Also your cartoon is hilarious and I love you.

Have you got an incurable disease? Have you got an urge to get well while enjoying yourself?

THEN TRY THE MAGICAL POWERS OF 'HEALING COCK!' tm.

With one buttfuck from this implement, all your diseases will be cured! Say goodbye to the common cold, ladies and gentlemen! The 'HEALING COCK' tm is perfectly suited to cure all diseases!

WARNING: 'HEALING COCK' tm is not responsible for your change in sexual orientation or life partners.

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