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[ SECRET POST #2018 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2018 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Dragon Age: Origins]

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[Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Mark Watches]

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[KingKiller Chronicle]

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[Ben-to]

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[The Binding of Isaac]

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[Fantastic Four]

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[Dragon Age 2; Team Fortress 2]

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[Highlander: The Series]

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[Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron]

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[X-Men: First Class]

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[Doctor Who]

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[Sly Cooper/Ratchet & Clank]

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[Avengers]

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[Jay Smooth]

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[Avengers, James Bond]

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[Brokeback Mountain]

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[X-Men movies]

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[The Dark Knight]

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[Star Wars]

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Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 022 secrets from Secret Submission Post #288.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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18. http://i.imgur.com/IDXC2.png
[X-Men movies]

Those things are too weird-looking to ship. That one has skin like a bog body.

*snort* You're obviously not an X-men fan.

It was a sort of popular-ish pairing in the X-men Evolution fandom, so maybe you could find fic there?

I was just about to recommend this. They're certainly not movie!canon in the X-Men: Evolution universe, as everyone is aged down to teenagers, but that fandom really latched onto Kurt/Toad.

That cuz most of their fights end with them pinning each other floors/walls/etc, often with the one on "top" is straddling the other. Plus, prehensile tail + prehensile tongue = OMG... O_O

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agentcthulhu - 2012-07-13 15:29 (UTC) - Expand

Ok. Can we start putting author or story names in these "why do I enjoy this so much" secrets? Because now all I want to do is read what you spent an entire secret basically selling me on.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/324586/chapters/522820

Thank you!

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fingalsanteater - 2012-07-12 23:45 (UTC) - Expand

Nice. Saw the link. Hey, you're the one who got converted by someone who typically writes drunk, and admittedly not very well. So, you know...idiot might be a little harsh. At the very least, rude.

Yeah, I saw the link too. And I'm kind of assuming that OP is the author, because I don't see how that fic could convert anyone (almost anyone.)

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habilelapin - 2012-07-13 01:18 (UTC) - Expand

It's very possible they're not aware you're the author (they are different usernames, derived from an actual word in French, the name of three Russian soccer players, and used in One Piece fandom, making it highly likely that more than one person would choose it for a username) or that you're one of the few named people on fandomsecrets, so they might not be thinking you'd be reading this. I'm going to go with the "free advertising shouldn't be turned down" stance and say it's probably meant as a form of frustrated endearment. I certainly didn't read it and think it was all that harsh.

Again, it's free advertising to quite a large group of fandom-related people, a huge portion of whom read fanfiction and many of whom are involved in Marvel fandom. I wouldn't criticize it too much.

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FIC TEASE.

That...is kinda awesome, ngl. (And now I'm thinking about Alan Cumming/Ray Park. Surely that's worse, right?)

Considering both men are married, a little. But now I am too, and that's a little uncomfortable.

Better than Loki/Darth Maul.

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................I could read that. Look for X-Men: Evolution, by the way! there's totally fic for em there

http://archiveofourown.org/works/324586/chapters/522820

Well, they technically were supposed to have a scene together in X2. IIRC, the original script included Kurt having a flashback of his time in Weapon X, during and Toad were fighting as a test/training exercise (I guess Weapon X picked Mort up out of the Hudson or something).

Canonically psychologically damaged? 616 Toad definitely. Ultimate Toad, probably not, given his friendship with Scott. Movie Toad? I don't think there was that much information about him, really. Unless you consider teasing Sabertooth to be a sign of being mentally unstable (or the result of spraypaint fumes).

They were both fucking hot in that version and pretty much all versions. I love them both. People ship them separately a fair amount(there's a lot of hubub about Toad and his tongue), but I've never seen them together. This sounds interesting.

Speaking of Toad and his tongue, this fic is actually very good:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7984

I don't understand why crack pairings get such flak. Why does it matter that they go against canon? Why does it matter that it only exists in that person's imagination? And why is it a shameful thing that you enjoy it?

That kind of attitude hits a nerve with me, but...recs. I think someone else said it, but these two were shipped pretty heavily in the Evolution-verse. I don't have any solid recs, but I think X-Men: Evolution would be a good thing to google.

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Jeff Goldblum and Benjamin Bratt broke up amicably a few years back, and are still best friends, living in NY as roomies. However, Benji never stopped being in love with Jeff, and has always attempted to manipulate Jeff into taking him back.

Only issue is, Jeff's been dating Samuel L. Jackson for a year now, and they're so in love it appears nothing can break them up.

It's Jeff and Samuel's one year anniversary, and Jeff's present for Samuel is to fulfill a fantasy of his. Samuel and Jeff have only ever had very tender and loving sex, but once Samuel bashfully told Jeff of a fantasy he has where Jeff is tied up and blindfolded, legs spread, just there for him to use and pleasure. Samuel feels horrible for the fantasy, but on their anniversary Jeff ties himself to his bed, blindfolded (he can have help with this, maybe Will Smith or Sam Neill?) and pre-prepped, ready to be used.

However, Samuel's running late to get home from work, and Benji's, well, running early. Benji can't find Jeff so he looks in Jeff's room, finding him tied up and hard as hell. Jeff hears footsteps and begs 'Samuel' to use him.

Benji does, hard, in his ass and his mouth, keeping silent. He believes that Jeff will fall for him again when he realizes how well Benji can pleasure him. Benji gets annoyed every time Jeff says Samuel's name, and fucks him harder.

After they've both cum Jeff shakes off his blindfold, smiling at 'Samuel', before seeing who it actually was and screaming. He's still tied up, but he yells that he never wants to see Benji again, feeling disgusted.

Benjamin Bratt leaves, angry and confused as to why it didn't work.

Samuel comes home and unties Jeff Goldblum, and holds him while he cries about everything that happened.

Someone has already said that, but yeah, try Evo!verse.

Thank the LORD for this secret. Literally just yesterday, I was scouring everywhere I could trying to find fics for these two. I am so incredibly happy I'm not the only one who thinks they make a good pairing. Now thanks to the comments, I have fic to keep me satisfied for a good long evening.

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