[ SECRET POST #2018 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2018 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Dragon Age: Origins]


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03.
[Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Mark Watches]


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04.
[KingKiller Chronicle]


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05.
[Ben-to]


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06.
[The Binding of Isaac]


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07.
[Fantastic Four]


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08.
[Dragon Age 2; Team Fortress 2]


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09.
[Highlander: The Series]


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10.
[Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron]


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11.
[X-Men: First Class]


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12.
[Doctor Who]


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13.
[Sly Cooper/Ratchet & Clank]


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14.
[Avengers]


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15.
[Jay Smooth]


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16.
[Avengers, James Bond]


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17.
[Brokeback Mountain]


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18.
[X-Men movies]


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19.
[The Dark Knight]


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20.
[Star Wars]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 022 secrets from Secret Submission Post #288.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[habilelapin]

Nice. Saw the link. Hey, you're the one who got converted by someone who typically writes drunk, and admittedly not very well. So, you know...idiot might be a little harsh. At the very least, rude.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I saw the link too. And I'm kind of assuming that OP is the author, because I don't see how that fic could convert anyone (almost anyone.)

[habilelapin]

It's mine, is the problem. How else would I know it's written drunk? I'm a terrible writer, it's well known. I just don't appreciate being called an idiot. It's just rude.
I am in no way am I motivated enough to make a F!S for it, in any case.

[anonymouslyyours]

OP's language in this secret is totally unnecessary especially considering they're deriving enjoyment from it.

And for what it's worth I had fun with the part I read so far before I bookmarked it for later.

[habilelapin]

Oh. Thanks. Fair warning, I really do write drunk. So...yeah.

[(Anonymous)]

It's very possible they're not aware you're the author (they are different usernames, derived from an actual word in French, the name of three Russian soccer players, and used in One Piece fandom, making it highly likely that more than one person would choose it for a username) or that you're one of the few named people on fandomsecrets, so they might not be thinking you'd be reading this. I'm going to go with the "free advertising shouldn't be turned down" stance and say it's probably meant as a form of frustrated endearment. I certainly didn't read it and think it was all that harsh.

Again, it's free advertising to quite a large group of fandom-related people, a huge portion of whom read fanfiction and many of whom are involved in Marvel fandom. I wouldn't criticize it too much.

[habilelapin]

...There's Russian soccer players named Lapin? I did not know that. Cool.

I guess. It's more a "WTF?" kind of offense. I didn't tell anyone to read it. I admitted it's crack. I just don't get why insulting me had to come into it.

Hah, free advertising. Yeah, I sense some harsher crit than I'm used to in my future. Shit. I definitely need a drink now.

[(Anonymous)]

I took it as frustrated endearment as well. I've said similar things to writer friends and had them said to me as well. Personally I get a kick out the "stop making me like this, damn you!" comments, but to each its own. I just don't think it was meant to be rude.

[habilelapin]

You're probably right. I get called an idiot fairly often, honestly. The SO, the friends, the parents. Mostly, because I kind of am one. Guess I can't get mad when strangers call me on it.

...And it doesn't all exist in my stupid head, anyway. There's like, a comm and stuff. (crosses arms, thinks) I'm sure I'll remember the other stuff any minute now.

[(Anonymous)]

Jeff Goldblum and Benjamin Bratt broke up amicably a few years back, and are still best friends, living in NY as roomies. However, Benji never stopped being in love with Jeff, and has always attempted to manipulate Jeff into taking him back.

Only issue is, Jeff's been dating Samuel L. Jackson for a year now, and they're so in love it appears nothing can break them up.

It's Jeff and Samuel's one year anniversary, and Jeff's present for Samuel is to fulfill a fantasy of his. Samuel and Jeff have only ever had very tender and loving sex, but once Samuel bashfully told Jeff of a fantasy he has where Jeff is tied up and blindfolded, legs spread, just there for him to use and pleasure. Samuel feels horrible for the fantasy, but on their anniversary Jeff ties himself to his bed, blindfolded (he can have help with this, maybe Will Smith or Sam Neill?) and pre-prepped, ready to be used.

However, Samuel's running late to get home from work, and Benji's, well, running early. Benji can't find Jeff so he looks in Jeff's room, finding him tied up and hard as hell. Jeff hears footsteps and begs 'Samuel' to use him.

Benji does, hard, in his ass and his mouth, keeping silent. He believes that Jeff will fall for him again when he realizes how well Benji can pleasure him. Benji gets annoyed every time Jeff says Samuel's name, and fucks him harder.

After they've both cum Jeff shakes off his blindfold, smiling at 'Samuel', before seeing who it actually was and screaming. He's still tied up, but he yells that he never wants to see Benji again, feeling disgusted.

Benjamin Bratt leaves, angry and confused as to why it didn't work.

Samuel comes home and unties Jeff Goldblum, and holds him while he cries about everything that happened.