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⌈ Secret Post #2022 ⌋

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Don't worry about it. I like length. I also like when you talk a lot so I have more to read.

*blush*
*speechless*

So... care to share any other topic to rant about? The Hiddles-faces STD was gold >_< Or I could tell you about how I'm trying to revive an iPod FROM THE PAST!? (unused for almost 6 years). But it doesn't look like an interesting topic; it hasn't shown any Frankenstein symptom so far, only narcolepsy.

I'm actually stuck on the fact that an iPod can be six years old. jc what is happening with time!

I know, it makes me feel so old... At some point the stupid thing decided it wouldn't sync with iTunes anymore, and started to act up when I tried to charge it. It's been buried in a drawer ever since and I've recently rediscovered it. The playlist's VERY embarrassing, a true testimony to its venerable age. Some of this is making me cringe and laugh at my past self at the same time.
GAH, as you can see I'm not feeling very creative myself to kick a new conversation off, with it being half past three in the morning here =__= My only idea so far has been letting teh webz know there's still somebody on this planet that has entirely non-ironical Britney Spears songs in their iPod...
We could attempt to lurk behind agentcthulhu and braid its tentacles, but we risk suffering its wrath.

Oh! Oh! Examples off the embarrassing playlist! Also LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! *cries*

Holy shit I've got entire ALBUMS by Britney Spears! *passes tissues to clean messed up eyeliner*
I've also got... Crazy Frog, by Alex F. WHAT THE FLYING HELICARRIER FUCK. Why would I have this?
Then, let's see... Destiny's Child, Bon Jovi, Robbie Williams, My Chemical Romance... I won't list the songs, I'm almost certain you could name them :D
What. I've got La tortura, by Shakira. I hated that song (yet I knew the lyrics to it, since it was on the radio all the time). Must've been one of my sisters. The sneaky little bastards.
Oooh! Jackpot! Spice Girls. The reason I don't know the lyrics to most of their songs is because English isn't my native language and I didn't understand shit at the time of my most fervent fan-ness.
Now... payback time! Most embarrassing song/artist/album on your iPod/computer/etc? Do you own any CD of really, REALLY stupid music? Worst song you know the lyrics to?

We shall share embarrassment because I have everything you have listed here. Of course I have an insane amount of music, a majority of it in languages I don't even know but I still have everything you mentioned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wOwsxduuyE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSF9w0Kf2wk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q6DdTcqGy8
I love cheesy, terrible youtube songs like these. Love them.

And I know all the lyrics to the llama song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ

Most embarrassing CD I still own? Hanson.

My most embarrassing playlist? I combine Pansy Division and Disney music. I don't know why I like them together but I do.

Edited 2012-07-17 07:03 (UTC)

I know the lyrics to the narwhal song! Sometimes I spontaneously burst into song and my sister joins in. We also go "MUSHROON MUSHROOM" from time to time. Though currently our shared guilty pleasure is "Sexy Back", since it suits Loki's pimp cane so very much.
This is amazing, please keep sharing your terrible songs. I guess you know the duck song, and of course Always, but I'm sharing the video anyway because it's awesomely terrible http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM

Our family song is Spiderpig from the Simpsons.

We also know all the words to MC Lars "Zombie Love Song"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCVMuevcCvY

Oh and anything by Johnathan Coulton or Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog as a matter of course.

Kyaryu Pamyu - Pon Pon Pon
The video for this. I have no words.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb3IdLdIc6s
and the Snoop Dogg mashup
http://soundcloud.com/ibutsu/smokeweedmainichi

Edited 2012-07-17 07:20 (UTC)

Of course you know Pon Pon Pon. You know, I laugh when people say Japan's creepy because of the Vocaloid MMD videos. No honey, Japan's a wonderful land of batshit insanity that has historically provided the world with stuff like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyDwfeYaDIM

I don't know what I just watched but I think I liked it.

The Hide Penis Dance. It makes me laugh everytime.
You need a youtube account to view though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p1aT6vKXNlA

This is the reason why your parents tell you never to talk to strangers on the internet... because they might link you to mind-bending awesomeness. I shouldn't be laughing this loudly at this hour of the day!

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...You do know that the tentacles are on the front of my face, right? Maybe I'll relent this one time because it's almost three am and I was greatly amused by the Hiddles-face STD.

I seemed to have skipped a step over there. We sneak behind you, and while one of us grabs you, the other braids your magnificent tentacles. It would look pretty on you, I'd say.
Yet I have this feeling you'd shove us into Shelob's den with your telekinesis. You'd then proceed to say "It seems you've got a bit... tangled" and put your sunglasses on (you'd have to take them off, only to put them back on... with one of your tentacles, of course). And then play the pipe organ that always appears spontaneously when you wish it to.
So I guess we won't be trying to braid your facial appendages, 's all I'm saying.

Look, first of all Shelob doesn't share well. I'd rather enlist the assistance of sentient seaweed than negotiate over web use with Shelob. Secondly, you forgot the obligatory "YEAHHHHHH" and The Who's Won't Get Fooled Again after taking my sunglasses off. Oh, by the way, even when I take my sunglasses off I'm still wearing sunglasses. It is an requirement of my secret agent contract to be fully sunglassesed at all times. Therefore it is as likely for me to put my sunglasses away as it is for me to put them back on.

Thirdly, I cannot play the pipe organ well when my tentacles are all a-braided. It is a good excuse to practice playing with my hands and feet instead, which is not something I can fault you for.

Again, maybe I will relent, maybe I will not. The decision is up to you. However, remember that not many has had the opportunity to touch my tentacles and live to tell the tale.

I'm laughing over the whole tone of this post! I am also stroking your tentacles on the original drawing I did of your icon. :P Perhaps I shall draw them braided!

Or maybe I should draw you a meme of this to appease your ire?

You can do whatever you want. If my tentacles can purr, I'm sure they'd be purring by now. CSI Miami opening memes make me happy, yes. Is it enough to appease my ire? I won't know until it happens.

In the mean time, I'm going to ~~bed~~ take a brief nap. ~~This is now your chance! Carpe diem! Seize the day!~~

You purr not trill?!? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE. OR AT LEAST THESE LAST FEW AWESOME WEEKS!

Good~~night~~nap!

edited to add the promised meme

Edited 2012-07-17 11:35 (UTC)

I never said I purr and I never said I didn't trill

May you have some nice rest. Don't forget to curl your appendages. Let me sing you this lullaby, the song of my people: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMnaDcGrV3s

Okay you need a codename or something so we know it's you in future posts.

I think agentcthulhu would vote for musictentacles_anon but they just PM'ed me to say they're crashing so we'd have to ask tomorrow.

Edited 2012-07-17 08:01 (UTC)

I'm national_secreto (that was the product of another bizarre rant here in f!s), but I'm too lazy to log in every time (I delete history and cookies like the paranoid muthafucka that I am). I'll try and remember to log in, or just greet you with "Braided tentacles and salutations to thee in this fair day!" Anyway, good night to y'all!

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Why would you need to say the obligatory "YEAHHHHH" when you can wriggle your tentacle-beard and emit gutural sounds? I can say "YEAHHHH", anybody can... shouldn't you get a more personalised version? For an eldritch abomination, you respect the meme's rules a bit too much.
As for the sunglasses, you could always take them off. There's just another pair under those... *cue motherofgod.gif*
I assumed we wouldn't get to braid your tentacles before dying... which means you'd let us? And then toss us to a gruesome death? Awesome! Tentacle braids! Except for the... you know... dying part. I don't want somebody to find my corpse besides an iPod full of Britney Spears. Think of the shame I'd bring to my family.
About Shelob, weren't you buddies? What happened? It nicked your preys? Spun its web all over your bed again? Brought that good-for-nothing toothpick Spiderman over? DO TELL.

Humans do not have the range of hearing to fully appreciate my gutteral sounds. It is easier to say "YEAHHHHHH" than to explain why I am not crying out loud in pain ~~or something else~~.

Shelob and I are not buddies. Though the tale itself is beyond human comprehension, let's just say she needed work on respecting her elders.

There is no reason to think an iPod full of Britney Spears belongs to you. If you wish, I can take the iPod with me. This will remove the element of Britney Spears shame your family might face.

I think it'd sound more like a wet sort of yawn mixed with some serious gargling. Perhaps also a kitten drowning. It'd be an awesome sound anyway. If we can't hear it, you could use the sound as an undetectable ringtone! Or do your texts download directly to the built-in screen of your sunglasses, which every secret agent obviously has? *totally not a secret agent masquerading as a ranting latina unicorn*

I never liked Shelob. She was always a picky eater. This orc's too chewy, this other orc's too green, this is too crunchy, that is too rotten, and so on. Never liked my cooking, always ate it up. I tell you, I was almost its fucking comfort blanket when this hobbit butterfly thing dumped its sorry ass. And yet all the ungrateful asshole could do was eat and spin its stupid sweaters. It even ate the special orc with caramel I was saving for a special occasion! Such a bitch.

Paws (tentacles?) off my iPod! I'm in the process of reviving it and it's a very delicate procedure. Should you interfere with it, this could very well become a zombiPod. I'm sure it'd be a useful minion to you, but I don't want it to haunt my afterlife with eery renditions of Baby One More Time.

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