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⌈ Secret Post #2031 ⌋

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Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 043 secrets from Secret Submission Post #290.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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Of course, now there's that person (or multiple persons, maybe) who keeps submitting secrets about that creepy dude from A Song of Ice and Fire, but it's just not the same. :(

I don't think I was around for the Darth Vader troll (I don't remember it, anyway) but I could do without seeing crappy fanart of Ramsay Bolton's ugly mug over and over. I'd definitely prefer Darth Vader secrets, at least he's got a nice shiny mask over all the creepiness.

Back when F!S was still on LJ there was a period when every post had at least two or three secrets that were variations of "I want to bone Darth Vader" with the occasional "I don't like Han Solo" secret. Most of them were probably made by the same person. I thought it was kind of hilarious.

And I agree with you about the crappy fanart.

Reading your comments in Adam West's voice in my head makes them x1000 more awesome. I lost it at the crappy fanart sentence; I can imagine him frowning and being all disapproving.

I completely agree. Adam West's voice makes everything more awesome. :)

Robin, hand me the shark repellent Bat-spray!

*beams*

ayrt

*beams along*

I don't miss them at all.

Related: Am I the only one assuming the mass of K-Pop secrets are all one person?

No, you're not, and frankly, I'm annoyed by the amount of them. :/

Considering that most of the K-Pop secrets lately have tiny hard-to-read fonts and are quite tl;dr... yeah, it's probably the same person.

Yeah. It makes me feel bad for them too because there seems to be very few k-pop fans on here and they probably were very excited at first about the prospect of submitting a secret and then their secrets don't get any comments. . .

Yes! It always brightened my day.

You know what we must do, then. We must all take it in turns to submit replacement Darth Vader secrets.

But wouldn't they not get posted for being obvious troll-secrets? No, we'll have to find someone else to spam. Maybe a character from an obscure film that came out twenty years ago, or a random K-Pop singer.

I propose we submit 'Top Gun' secrets.

'I want to pluck Goose's feathers.' (This is somehow sexual, idk.)

'I would let Maverick plow through the warning signs on my highway to the danger zone.'

'Iceman's so hot he melts my popscicle.'

Ahahahahaahahaahahahahaaaa.

Or Star Trek secrets.

"Sometimes I imagine that for Data anatomically correct means a self-lubricating asshole AND a penis that morphs to accommodate every alien in the galaxy."

"Deanna can sense my presence any old day."

"Kock is the best ship name ever!"

Oh, we could go on forever with ST secrets. (lol, doesn't everyone imagine that about Data?)

'I wish I were the Dax symbiote so I could be inside Jadzia and Ezri. And Worf and Bashir could be inside of me.'

'I'm glad McCoy never said 'I'm a doctor, not a bondage fetishist!' because that leaves the possibility open.'

'I imagine that Mirrorverse Janeway is a psychotic, knife wielding domanatrix and I'm her sub.'

Edited 2012-07-26 03:09 (UTC)

Am I doing it wrong that that last one is a for reals secret and totally not a trolly one? LOL

Re: Does anyone else miss the Darth Vader troll?

fingalsanteater - 2012-07-26 03:19 (UTC) - Expand

lunabee34 - 2012-07-26 03:20 (UTC) - Expand

That Data one takes the cake! *g*

That was actually the plot of a fic called, I think, Data Goes Ballistic, which was hosted on Geocities and sadly is no more. LOL

agentcthulhu - 2012-07-27 00:24 (UTC) - Expand

lunabee34 - 2012-07-27 00:27 (UTC) - Expand

Dudley Do-Right! The version with Brendan Fraser!

*crickets chirp*

Uh, Richard Burton?

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I really like the Dudley Do-Right movie, and was thinking about submitting a secret...

do eet!

High five! It's one of those movies if I catch part of on TV I always end up watching the whole thing.