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F!S Anon Meme (the Seventh, and now on DW!)

Secrets, rants, opinions, anything you want to say about your fandom or a fandom or fandom in general, do it here! Anonymously, of course. Get it all off your chest.

Some ground rules:
1. Going anon is encouraged but not absolutely required (for those who struggle with captchas and stuff).
2. No autoplaying/autolooping embeds, or embeds that cover/stretch the screen.
3. No dropping personal info or IRL contact info, etc.

That's about it, though!

I'll be linking some general/general-fandom threads I see so people don't repost new threads with the same stuff.

Unpopular Ships
Obligatory Masturbation Thread
Fandoms you wish existed
How old are you?
What series have you always meant to watch/read/play/etc. but have never?
Time and location
Female-centric works
How do you feel about Tumblr?
Pet thread
Guilty pleasure thread
Favorite old shows
First fandom?

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Tell me something TMI.

I feel slightly guilty about masturbating. I blame my Catholic upbringing.

Does that count as TMI?

I'm female, and my body seriously squicks me out. It's not a gender identity thing, because I identify as female, but when I masturbate it's only through my underwear...I can't bear to touch myself without the barrier because it's just so disgusting!

(I've made a secret about this before. Probably way too far beyond TMI, but I just wanted to get this out there.)

Shit! Sorry. Didn't mean to reply to your secret. *headdesk*

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(Anonymous) - 2012-07-29 20:13 (UTC) - Expand

My mooncup has made getting my period so much more enjoyable.

I got my mooncup because someone posted a postsecret (I think) about how mooncup + shower = war paint. Tampons were never this much fun!

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For me masturbation was always unsatisfying. Then I started reading porny fanfiction while I...y'know...and suddenly? AMAZING.

I'm horny as all hell but I can't get off no matter what I do. I hate my meds. Sometimes I'd rather be crazy than this.

i'm into watersports as part of a greater humiliation kink. bonus points if i'm not actually involved but just watching.

I ordered a breast shaped stress ball online this week and I can't wait to get my hands on it. Please hurry up mister postman!

this is possibly the best thing i've ever heard of

i need one now

I'm like this too.

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(Anonymous) - 2012-07-30 09:02 (UTC) - Expand

AYRT

(Anonymous) - 2012-07-30 13:23 (UTC) - Expand

I seem to have had the opposite effect from birth control and anti-depressants than you are supposed to have. Rather than lowering my sex drive, they have increased it. I'm pretty much horny all the time. And it has actually reached a point where I'd be happy to have a lower sex drive. It is making focusing on the things I'm supposed to difficult.

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(Anonymous) - 2012-07-29 20:51 (UTC) - Expand

I'm 24 and I still don't know where my clit is. And yes I masturbate. I just... can't find it. idk what to do omg

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(Anonymous) - 2012-07-30 04:23 (UTC) - Expand

Most of the time I enjoy smelling my own farts.

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(Anonymous) - 2012-07-29 23:37 (UTC) - Expand

It still hurts all the time to have sex. I've been doing it for years, the doctors can't find anything wrong with me, we use lubricant. It just hurts, or at the very least feels awkward. I can still orgasm most of the time, though, too. I have no idea. I'm just a freak I guess.

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(Anonymous) - 2012-07-29 21:31 (UTC) - Expand

When I'm by myself in my room at home, I always find myself with my hand at my crotch. I'll be reading something completely innocent and not paying attention, then suddenly I'll realize that my hand is in between my legs again, just cupping.

I have no idea why I do this, but it really is pretty embarrassing.

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I'm basically a naturist. I always take my clothes off as soon as I get home unless it's particularly cold, and even if it's cold I'm more likely to sit naked under a blanket than put clothes on. I am pretty much always naked when I'm posting on FS or writing fic.

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(Anonymous) - 2012-07-29 22:37 (UTC) - Expand

I think my pelvic cavity is too small. My vibrator spends more time in me than out of me, I have no issues with my Divacup, but as soon as I attempt to get an actual dick in there, it just...doesn't fit. I don't think it's vaginismus, since I soak my underwear as soon as I get in the mood. And it's not the entire vaginal cavity that tightens up, either--if the boy or I stick a finger up there, it's narrow for only a few centimeters and then I'm loose as anything. And the narrow part doesn't feel like hymen, but instead like you're hitting bone.

As soon as I get off my uber-conservative Catholic parents' health insurance and can hit up the gynecologist without them seeing the bill, I am all over it. But in the meantime, I am so frustrated with having the worst birth control ever.

I'm not into penetration. I also have a birth defect that makes it really painful. I'm so sick of people (mostly guys) getting all "Oh you just haven't done it right! It's all in your head! Why don't you get surgery or something?" Or worse, questioning my gender identity/sexuality based on my willingness to do one sex act.

When did "I'm not into this" become synonymous with "I have issues" or "I'm a liar"?

/whine more

i don't clean my sex toys as well as i should.

I'm pretty sure I ovulated today, and I'm thrilled - not because I'm trying to get pregnant, but because I have a date on Tuesday, and when I have (penetrative) hetsex before ovulating, I have weird obsessive fears about the condom randomly breaking. It never has, but sometimes I get so anxious about the possibility that I can't really relax and enjoy it. After I've popped the egg, though, my brain just quits worrying about it.

I've been on my period for 45 consecutive days and counting. Stupid birth control pills!

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